Man's Best Friend
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line.
Whose funeral is it? 'The man replied,'Well, that first coffin is for my wife.'
What happened to her?'! The man replied,” My dog attacked and killed her. He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second coffin?”
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also.
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement 'Can I borrow the dog? '
The man replied 'Join the queue.'
thanks for praying for him...lol
God save your hubby, Blue. :)
well...........
Do i need to be in que for future ?
"Drink Beer Save Water"
just my husband....i dont have inlaws(lucky me) i just need to plan for one person!
lol blue blazer..this is a free site, you can change it to women's best friend :D...for the sole purpose of eliminating your husband and mother in law..you may join in the que indeed..
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
alright tech......no problemo!!!
owen so it will not work for me?????
I can take a joke Blue, have no doubt. I was just wondering if I am missing something. ;)
no wonder they refer to dog as MAN's (only) best friend...:D
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
LOL
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come on tech...cant you take a joke???????????
no i will use it to get rid of my husband!!!!lol
Your profile says you are a female. Why would you like to get rid of your wife?
You'll never know the usefulness of your wife until she leaves you!
easy way to get rid of wife and mother in law...hehehehehehe
i will join the queue too!!!!