Marriage piece of information!!
1.Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence, ”a life sentence!!!
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2. Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration: 1st yr. of marriage- man speaks, woman listens. 2nd yr, woman speaks-man listens. 3rd yr., they both speak-neighbour listens
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3. Getting married is very much like going to a resto w/ friends, you order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
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4. Son: how much does it cost to get married, Dad?, Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
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5. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
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6. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why, but when a 10-yr married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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7. After marriage, husband and wife become 2 sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other but they still stay together.
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8. Before marriage, a man Yearns for the woman he loves, after the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.
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9. He married “Miss right”. He just didn’t know her first name was “always”.
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10. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: aren’t you wearing your ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, yes I am, I married the wrong man.
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11. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
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12. A man inserted an ad in the paper. WIFE WANTED, the next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing. YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
i love it.
bt still im looking for a girl to marry.i will do it.its like a laddooo, jo khai wo bhi pachtay, jo na khay wo bhi pachtai.
Why some people are surprised when they see 10 yrs married man or woman happy?
A pure soul brings happiness every where.
How can we purify our souls?
very soon.
God Bless You.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
jpa... i think i haven't seen a ghosts;)
in True Love, deep.
jpa.."love is sweeter the second time around",
IF it's the last time;)
Sure, these quotes must have come to a " seriously broken heart" guy , but in general marriages are a bliss.
good one !!
-: I may not agree with everything what you say, but to the death I will defend your right to say it :-
Very funny Quotes!!
Loads of experience on marriages!!!!
yes i am jpa, thats y im closer to the ants than to the butterflies;)
deep.
so true!
Ohh i wish that ur wish will be granted jpa
I have a time machine, to Unbreak your Heart.
already reached and broken by someone jpa:((
How deep is your Heart. Can someone reach it?
How deep is your love jpa,
deep as deepinmyheart;)
means,
Love getting Deeper and Deeper and Deeper and Deeper and Deeper.
lol deep wait for his reply :P
ohh how are you "Poda Patti Rizks"?
Rizks hahahaha good one :)
Pajju, Poda Patti.....
In English it means " Pajju my dear Friend" .....loolz
lol deep :)
ah ok thanks my Poda Pajju;)
deepinmyheart1224 Poda mean Dear :)
Pajju what is poda?
nice one...
clever c',) thinking
lol eagle u got the meaning of poda ? :P
4 ... and 1 more bella to go.
I learned a new word today.. "poda"
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deepinmyheart1224 yes thats why he got 3 bellas :P
OMG... Rizks u mean Indian allowed also to marry more than one wife??? hmmmmm
:D
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Old quips, but EverGreen.
lol nice....
...listen to the sound of silence....
lol Rizks poda :)
Pajju you are a married person 3 times, and u sayin "good one" ?
Shame on you.....lol
lolz..good one
lol good one :)