Memo about Swearing at Work
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Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
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I'm doing fine. How are you ??
yeah i know charan.. i hv spend 35000riyal for that.
naaahhhhhhhhh... am kidding
i use F word in close window.
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
Do you know that they can prosecute you for F word. Someone I know Got QR 3500 for showing her Finger :(
i use F word lots when i am driving... oooppppsss
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
Guess o first up, morning to you buddy...
Secondly, yea right you were improvin your vocabs...very apt way to do so...
they say whenever you learn a new language, learn the swear words first...in that way you could know whether the guy oppposit is swearing at you...or no...
How you doing Tweety...
I don't look at it as learning to swear. It is more about increasing our vocabulary. lol
what were you both upto swearing at each other lol
or teaching each other how to swear
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Believe it or not a substitute for sh!t when I was a kid was;
"Sugar butties".
A butty is a sandwich where I come from.
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Spicemom - I say "freakin" a lot too. lol It works in just about any circumstance you can think of.
my fav F word when lil ones are in the vicinity is WAT THE FISH ...........then thee other is I AM FREAKIN MAD...........lol nah i aint mad now i am nice andmellow now.........weeeeeeeee
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Bloomin is another good one.
Pronounced "Blumin".
I could give you some examples of usage but I can't be bothered.
The beans are lying heavy and I have to turn in.
I'm knackered.
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I'm not sure its even a real word but I can tell you my uncles used it often when arguing with each other. lol
Well if I tell you then you will get the impression that I am an expert on Italian swear words. lol Then my squeaky clean rep will be shot ot He^&.
Actually the way I always heard it was just fongoo. I think it was really two words run together with the goo kind of being the word "you", if that makes sense. lol
So how do you use it?
Fongoo you?
Fongoo that?
How does this Fongooing work?
Fongoo off?
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LOL ! Well I am of Italian decent and the proper way to use this word is to flick the flat of your hand from under your chin towards the person causing your ire and say "fongoo". Of course this is the phonetic spelling. lol
You should only use Feck if you can say it with an Irish accent.
E.g.;
Sit on dis ya dorty fecka!
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It does !!! I might have to put that one into a few conversations just for fun. But you are right - I really need to watch my language on here before I get banned. Crikey - that would be bad! lol
You're pushing it now Tweety.
The Mods will be on to you using language like that.
Potty mouth!
It's not as bad as Feck though, not a swear word but it sounds like one doesn't it?
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LOL - crivens? is that supposed to be like crikey?
If you want to make it count, try;
Blinkin flip.
Use with caution obviously.
I love swearing me.
Crivens! Thats another good one.
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I hope that it'll work! I think i'll email this post to my boss! LOLZ!! So mybe he'll think of being a bit nice,... And forget cursing! Fu_k when it'll be???
JBH - I see that you have the same talent!!!! lol
Tweety,
Thats flipping awfull, he must be a right flippin flip!
The flipper!
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My husbands boss back in the State was the most creative when it came to using swear words and he used them often lol. My husband said one time he used the F- word as a verb, noun and adjective - all in the same sentence. lol
I only use two;
Shove it & F__k em.
You will be surprised how well they fit even the most demanding of occasions.
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YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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It'll never f__king work. HR can go shove it up their a__!!!
LOL. Very funny!
omg too much toomuch fo rme to remember...........lol , hmmph but then i dont work..........lol >phew wat a relief i can now go back to cussing to myself.........
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
i swear alot if some one does a mistake.
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LOL
tra la la
Great Inventionn.....
Have A Great Day.....