MEN are MEN......

Dracula
By Dracula

How guys select the girl they want to marry...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

*Guess which lady he chose to marry?*

Think like a man . .

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HE MARRIED THE MOST BEAUTIFULL ONE!!!

* MEN are MEN....

By heero_yuy2• 6 Jun 2008 09:19
heero_yuy2

...and this 'parable' coming from a vampire. Weird.

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By kismet• 6 Jun 2008 09:18
Rating: 2/5
kismet

But I still don't know the answer :( :( :(

Which one, which one??

Kismet

By Snowstorm• 6 Jun 2008 09:13
Rating: 3/5
Snowstorm

 

http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By heero_yuy2• 6 Jun 2008 08:59
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By qatman• 6 Jun 2008 08:43
Rating: 2/5
qatman

Dracula you are taking things too far. Lets not make it personal. Sense of humor should always be healthy and not be made nasty.

By Dracula• 6 Jun 2008 00:49
Dracula

!!!!!eno lufituaeb tsom eht deirram eH

< < < < < ----

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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By abha• 6 Jun 2008 00:29
abha

???????????

*The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love..*

By Dracula• 6 Jun 2008 00:13
Dracula

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i am waiting for qatman comments :)

he is the boss in this thread~!

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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By harsha• 6 Jun 2008 00:12
harsha

DRAC.. make a new thread.. its confusing this way..

By qatman• 6 Jun 2008 00:01
qatman

Fresh blood at last but strange group.

By Dracula• 5 Jun 2008 23:58
Dracula

a new joke

no more "qatman comments"

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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By harsha• 5 Jun 2008 23:57
harsha

now drac.. wat on earth is this?

By Dracula• 5 Jun 2008 23:55
Dracula

__qatman, tell me your blood group...

if you know all the jokes, you are soooooooooo oooooooooollllllddddddddd here

___edited for qatman__________________

If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By qatman• 5 Jun 2008 23:50
qatman

Even this was posted. Dracula guess you need fresh blood.

By Dracula• 5 Jun 2008 23:47
Dracula

yeah, britex, really I cant do that with my 2 long teeth :(=

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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By britexpat• 5 Jun 2008 23:43
britexpat

The laugh is on you, because I have dentures.:)

By harsha• 5 Jun 2008 23:42
harsha

drac.. why did ya edit.. u shud have left it as it is.. and started another thread..

By Dracula• 5 Jun 2008 23:35
Dracula

__ok, edited

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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By harsha• 5 Jun 2008 23:29
harsha

this is an old one..

By flanostu• 5 Jun 2008 23:17
flanostu

damn, i was wondering why no-one else got the answer.

By Dracula• 5 Jun 2008 23:11
Dracula

_qatman, i am dead____________________

If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings

By qatman• 5 Jun 2008 22:40
qatman

This was posted a few months back.

By flanostu• 5 Jun 2008 21:55
flanostu

I'd give the car to the old lady and my friend. I'll wait at the bus stop with my perfect partner.

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