MEN NEVER LISTEN

greentea
By greentea
In a Chicago hospital,
a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside..

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it was tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passed out.......when
he woke up, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
ATR button.

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
is under your pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN

By anonymous• 28 Apr 2008 13:06
anonymous

I think thats funny chunk03!

By alik• 28 Apr 2008 13:04
alik

not funny at alllll

By chunk03• 28 Apr 2008 12:59
Rating: 4/5
chunk03

Ha, good 1,heres 1 i recieved on my mob the other day for all your entertainment.....

Husband and wife shopping.

Husband puts 24 bottles of TIGER in the trolley...his wife takes them out and says" they cost QR 125, theyre to expensive!".

Further down the isle she puts a QR 250 jar of face cream in the trolley.

He says"hold on a minute thats to expensive" and she replys "but it makes me look beautiful!".......

The husband then replys" So does 24 bottles of TIGER but at half the FU$#*$G PRICE!"......

By tatess• 28 Apr 2008 12:48
tatess

I like this. very funny

By dreamandsmile• 28 Apr 2008 09:28
Rating: 4/5
dreamandsmile

poor guy 

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. "

Ralph Waldo Emerson

By xiexie• 27 Apr 2008 18:58
xiexie

Very funny!!!!

 

By hallie• 27 Apr 2008 11:29
hallie

LOL! LOL! LOL!

 Nice!

 

Life is beautiful !!!

By Living_in_Qatar• 27 Apr 2008 11:26
Living_in_Qatar

 

 

 

Lol

By bookworm• 27 Apr 2008 11:05
bookworm

Grinning

By dragonfly212• 27 Apr 2008 11:03
Rating: 5/5
dragonfly212

is still make me laugh to read this after all this time.

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.

By panda• 27 Apr 2008 10:57
panda

but a least he knows what are these PPWWWATRR lol

By Snowstorm• 27 Apr 2008 10:54
Rating: 5/5
Snowstorm

 

that would have hurt - very nice joke

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By spicemom• 27 Apr 2008 10:54
Rating: 3/5
spicemom

OUCH - curiosity killed the dang cat..........and now it's under the pillow for the fairy.......lol

 

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By panda• 27 Apr 2008 10:54
Rating: 3/5
panda

this is man! he's curious and wants to know everything around him...that why the world is progressing very fast.....fortunately the man exixts!

By bakamuna• 27 Apr 2008 10:52
Rating: 4/5
bakamuna

heheh..... very nice

By anonymous• 27 Apr 2008 10:51
anonymous

got carried away

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