MEN NEVER LISTEN
a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall.'
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside..
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it was tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passed out.......when
he woke up, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
ATR button.
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
is under your pillow.'
MEN NEVER LISTEN
I think thats funny chunk03!
not funny at alllll
Ha, good 1,heres 1 i recieved on my mob the other day for all your entertainment.....
Husband and wife shopping.
Husband puts 24 bottles of TIGER in the trolley...his wife takes them out and says" they cost QR 125, theyre to expensive!".
Further down the isle she puts a QR 250 jar of face cream in the trolley.
He says"hold on a minute thats to expensive" and she replys "but it makes me look beautiful!".......
The husband then replys" So does 24 bottles of TIGER but at half the FU$#*$G PRICE!"......
I like this. very funny
poor guy
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. "
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Very funny!!!!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Nice!
Life is beautiful !!!
Lol
Grinning
is still make me laugh to read this after all this time.
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
but a least he knows what are these PPWWWATRR lol
that would have hurt - very nice joke
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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OUCH - curiosity killed the dang cat..........and now it's under the pillow for the fairy.......lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
this is man! he's curious and wants to know everything around him...that why the world is progressing very fast.....fortunately the man exixts!
heheh..... very nice
got carried away