MINDBLOWING: Dialogues in English
By skdkak closed 1... •
1) U can study and get any certificates But u cannot get ur death certificate.
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College
4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software
6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
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it is the lousiest thread, as someone said
but i liked some of the replies shared by friends,,the Tamil movies etc etc........ at least something sensible turns out from a nonsense !!!!!
LOL
it "blasted" my mind...
Russel Peters
:D Check those 2 links out :P
:D Check those 2 links out :P
TCOM & Alexa... you guyz need to watch some Tamil Movies...
I swear to god it ll change the basic Physics you have learned in school......
I remember one in which the HERO..one and only RAJNIKANT has only one bullet left in his Gun.. and Two Villains to kill... Boy.. tht was the climax Scene...
then he applies the Physics of I don no where.. takes out a Blade from nowhere.. throws it towards the Villains .... and then shoots his sole bullet....
The bullet..on its way.. encounters the blade... and gets cut in two pieces and kills both of them.... (W T F)
And hence take 25 yr old revenge... these guyz had killed his father.... for no reason...
They kill many.. but they remember killing hero's father even after 25 yrs...
Welcome to TollyWood.... :) there are many such scenes.... I ask Indians to share... it ll be FUN... :)
Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.
My pleasure
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You said: Dialogues in English....do you call that English?
You said Mindblowing.....wow they indeed blow the rational sense out of your mind!
Lol Alpha....
VB nice oness....
But any one has good collection of PJs...
They are fun.... :)
I ll post of I remember any/..... nothing striking now...
This forum should have had been tittled RAJNIKANT..... not Hinglish.....
Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.
Here is another not so silly one:
Q.: What is the heaviest thing in this world?
A.: Shit...even Herculese can not hold it.
Q.: What is the lightest thing in this world?
A.: Cock... even a thought can raise it.
School
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Forgot to mention we are in funies forum and not in any serious discussion.
So, guys chill
I see everyone already creates a preconceived notions and expetions of threads based upon the heading.
I know these are not the best of the jokes of funnies, we can live with an occassional PJ
only the first one was making a bit sense others were not good ......
I see you no coming...add this angel16...lolz
me read you post...
you go me stay...
me take you go out...
its indian english???
So this is one of those dialogues lost in translation?
Say what?
Even the phrase "mind blowing" was lost in translation.
:9
Really Sad PJs!
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
Ummm... no offence meant but that was the most boring thing I read this morning !!!
I dont think SKDKAK meant it that way..these sentences are on the lines of the dialogues of certain heroes in Tamil movies..
like Vijaykanth...the villains were trying to electrocute him in a movie, then there is some shoddy SFX depciting the electric current doing a U-turn and hitting the villains back, and Vijaykanth says the imortal dialog : "If current tries to play with XXX, the current will get a shock"..
...Avada Kedavra..
Silly
whose mind did it blow? Probably u got it wrong, it would blow the mind of someone who has already lost a mind.
Silly dialogues.
hehehhehhehe
Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand
Mind blowing? Not even nose blowing. Sorry mate, this sucks big time!