MURDER OF ENGLISH ,,,,No Offense intended
MURDER OF ENGLISH….Its really funny…enjoy
The Leave Applications ; )
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..”
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..”
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
A candidate's job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant Male or Female'… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
when i was working in Rajasthan ( India ), we were preparing a written test for the clerical staff
one of the question was - to write an application for Loan from the company
a candidate wrote "Since I am in need of money, I wish to request you Rs. 10,000. This amount may be deducted in equal EPISODES"............
seems the guy was so much TV-addict !!!!!
These are awesome!
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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Good One!
I remember another real one narrated by a friend reading from an actual application of an employee in his office saying ...."Sir, I need few days leave as my family (???) is pregnant and the time of delivery is near."
He was wondering how come the whole family is pregnant.
language in the world??
Answer: broken english.
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Good stuff... Something to remember for my next leave application.
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave"
Awwwaaa :(