Nice one :)

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how
he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an
18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think
about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell You a
Story.

I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day
he's in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella Instead of
his gun.

"So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of Him!

He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the Handle.

The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in its
chest."

"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the man said.

"Exactly," replies the Doc.