No Speakah de Englash

starseed
By starseed

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed s3x obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our s3x lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin'abouta s3x? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

By M.A.M• 7 Dec 2007 23:12
M.A.M

Thank you Starseed! It was a treat of a joke and your reply to jackmohan 2007 was equally hilarious.Keep itup guy!

By anonymous• 17 Nov 2007 16:14
anonymous

NT BAD

"IN WEED WE TRUST.....LEGALIZE TODAY"

By starseed• 11 Nov 2007 19:14
starseed

lol

^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*

If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss

By anonymous• 10 Nov 2007 12:41
anonymous

starseed...get those 2 men to spell "Assassination"

2 AS$ in the front

I m in the middle

put Nation behind....lol

By starseed• 9 Nov 2007 12:02
starseed

a swim in the big blue! me a dolphin...

^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*

If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss

By coolquietman• 9 Nov 2007 11:53
coolquietman

have a good prayer.....do it right - the first time!

By DaRuDe• 9 Nov 2007 11:48
DaRuDe

prayer time see you guys later :)

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By coolquietman• 9 Nov 2007 11:45
coolquietman

the only jellyfish i like to see is the one on my dinner table....lol...treated too many jellyfish stings to count

but as for swim yes ...would love to.go into the deep blue..

do it right - the first time!

By Scarlett• 9 Nov 2007 11:40
Scarlett

shall i bring the jelly fish or shall you?

By coolquietman• 9 Nov 2007 11:37
coolquietman

even ghosts like to swim scarlett...lol..good morning all

do it right - the first time!

By DaRuDe• 9 Nov 2007 11:34
DaRuDe

you want me to show up hmm grab starseed with you and me along with jauntie will join you both to throw in sea :D

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By Scarlett• 9 Nov 2007 11:32
Scarlett

you are a ghost...

By DaRuDe• 9 Nov 2007 11:30
DaRuDe

ok see you there then dont tell any one where starseed you may join as well on one condition that is you have to be there in just 10min :D

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By anonymous• 8 Nov 2007 22:33
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

I thought was Indian or Pakistani....From Mexico of course.

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

Abba, Abba, Padre!

By anonymous• 8 Nov 2007 22:03
anonymous

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

Funny shize

By DaRuDe• 8 Nov 2007 22:02
DaRuDe

i thought some latino or italian user joined QL and speakin that way :/

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