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By Baburao-Ganpatr... •
A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he
took another one and then another.
A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132
years"
The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business"
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I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
well if you can wait till 4 as i leave from work by 4..
too much traffic ishraaq can u bring ur cruiser
has the ambulance arrived at painthers place?
BG u get tht in FFC, its been ages since I ate tht choclate ,I miss th red wrapper...
ambulance !
wallahi...when i came back after a break..what happened to thread of simple joke --- kisses n jhappis n pappis.......im fainted :)
what jaadu ki pappi ahahahaha
PP & BG i am not giving anything except "Jaadu ki jhappi"*
T&C applied..
BG he will gv wat he wants but will rizks take dem all??? to know be online on Qatar Living ....:)))
:O/
then ok he can give wat he wants :/
BG he will only giv it to rizks....:)))
ishraaq cid also will give jaadu ki jhaapi
like how ppl in India have got this new thing "FREE HUGS" we should try it out here in Qatar too.. "Jaadu ki Jhaapi"
suli dey are not for u so even if u catch dem u cant feel or enjoy dem ......lols
Wow
I see a lot of kisses here and there
But can't catch any :O(
mackintosh is the best :O)
yes gypsy it is kisses...:))
kissme she says in the ad of cadbury silk chocolate
BG.. its Kisses.. I dont remember Kissme...:)
check in ffc when u go for shopping
is it..it has elaichi(cardamom flavour) yummmy..
there was ? there is
There was a chocolate called KissMe.. imagine tht..yummy tooo..
I dint like Thumbsup, limca & goldspot tring tring...
Better to go for Rizks' karak chai with papadums.
frm my heart - Yes - i still am ! :)
yeaa thats true..
oh yess LIMCA & Thumpsup. We get thumpsup here i think in shoprite..
Rizki ..i thought you're still in your 'childish' days :):)
paint-her, from my childish days to my teenish days i have never drunk tat thing coz i didnt like the taste itself ! :(
Too thick and too sweet to drink....its better i drink Nariyal paani....:)
Thumpsup..limca..goldspot...
ha ha ha...when u r bored y do u laugh at everything :)
that's why Rizk declared not to grow up :)
I luved Frooty but when I went India some time back I puked tasting it, I presume when u grow up things not only seem different but tastes different too he he he..
i remember that squash.. it was KISSAN.. tasted amazing.. Now my mouths watering..
Any one here loved Frooty? Is it available in "Qatar"?
well maybe it was Kissan..hard to remember these days :(
Sulie, was tat a joke ?
If so, it was very bad...:(
Go Away.
Nissan-of-mine would ever drink that squash.
Datsun-believable
I was one time in a Taxi and a gal next to me asked
Why you are So sweet i think if we dated i will get a diabetes
I said my mother still alive do you know why?
She asked : Y O Y
I replied : I don't know
When I was a kid in the 60's, we used to have this sqaush called Nissan Squash, mom used to make it during summer ahhhh... nostalgia.....
ishraaq unfortunately even i dnt knw the anser :P
nad be sure that u have enough money for 4 squash n some junk foods n all...
boredom :):)
i know nad, its really boooringggg !
Come on lets go out and have some cool Squash drinks ? :)
boriiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg....
PP thats because the answer is known only to you.. ;)
BG pls scan and load the marriage certificate of Rizks.....lols
Ishraaq who asked a valuble question but unfortuntely nobody has a anser....:P
u can have them too my priend rizks
to the OP:
Why most of your threads have the monkey face as the title same like ur DP pic ? :(
he holds dual marital status :/
"Hold your lungi tight" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
y is PP so curious to know the marital status of Rizks? o_0
he cant be like u coz of his hair issue :(
Lols nad !
I am alwaz cool rizks..in my age u shud be like tht he he he...
cry and me ? why ? :(
i was the one who attested rizks fourth marriage certificate
O hello nad, cool down - itna senti mat ho ! :)
Was jus kiddin.....
Ohh Painther..thx clearing the confusion...o_o
dont cry Rizk......hold your lungi tight ..ROFL :)
week end syndrome :) enjoy guyss
PP dont ask unwanted questions... BG will now run around to get Risks Marriage certificate...:)
Ok Rizks I admit it, I am 46 with twin daughters 0ne is doing her Medicine & the other is in Arts.Happy now..
GG this is Martial law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law,
even BG can confirm ML is almost like MiL :)
PP why ask BG, i have terminated him from the post of my personnel assistant long time back ! :(
BG is that true that rizks is single????
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh
GG u mean to say Rizks have a spring on his head??
Lungi cannot hold that rizks.. u need a helmet itself. ;)
Painther.. you are agian confusin MARITAL and MARTIAL Law..o_O
its flickering...:O)
Rizks wht happened to ur right brow...
GG you mean its sand in rizk' head ? you're right on thursdays!
nad, martial-law (ML) is quite like MiL....lol
"I am not married yet u know"...my left eye brow raised after reading this....:)
nad...shhhh...please dont tell that out loud... Risks is looking for a 2nd wife..:P
Painther...sand blast..:)
good that ur not married enjoy the freedom
Please don't let there be an air blast near Rizks' lungi :O(
Ahhh.. tht law how wud I know, I am not married yet u know...ha ha ha ha...
GG, you mean ther'll be 'air' blast
Risks please cover your head with a hard helmet... if not all your brain will pop out soon!!! LOL
rizk you better keep on playing with kung-fu panda.....
Lols GG !
Dont have helmet, how about wrapping it with my lungi ? :(
hard feeling in doha jadeed
soft feeling in salata jadeed
painther, hard feelings is the feeling which you have expereienced in Doha Jadeed area...:)
Soft feeling, is a virtual feeling ! :)
Ishraaq, what is HARD feeling?
and if it exists what is SOFT feeling :):)
did you say "SANE"??? (NO HARD FEELINGS PLEASE)
well i am sure painther has confused many in here X_X
sanity is abundant, actually overflowing in QL today ....LOL
nad ..dont listen to these people...it wont make any sense to sane people like us...lol
Painther..:)
painther do you want me to show you some kung-fu (martial art) stuff for confusing nad ? :(
nad, because only in martial-law you cant ask questions whatever silly it is!
did not get it, me & my naive mind :)
Mind your own business if you want to live long. Not at all a bad suggestion from the boy.
Rizks and BG was having a similar conversation in Rizks' Emporium but on papadoms.
karwa driver was oily with parachute coconut oil :)
Nad, martial law imposed?
tat means tats an illegal taxi he was driving around ? :(
Already there was a passenger inside and then came the little boy.
the way that man was asking questions to tat little boy so tat he can get few chocolates seems like he was britey ? :(
painther what has karwa driver being smelly got to do vth all this?????????
@ Baburao: Thank you..
@ Molten: I thought of first but then i thought puchenga toh bache bura maan jayenge ;)
was the Karwa driver smelly?
What in the world was a little boy doing in a taxi with a stranger?
I request the CID to look into this and if possible prosecute the parents and the Karwa driver who took the fare..
"I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time."..... OK !
is this man trying to get dentists out of business ;)
lol..lol
Boredom has its virtues!!!
what was the grandfather's business ..
no one questioned yet .. Ishraaq.
classic case of passengers sharing a taxi ...
LOL Babu... Thelo ROFL :)
LOL..
where did it say that the man next to the boy was a stranger?
nice.
ishraaq sait on ql ? welcome :)
Thumbs up for first one coz it's teaches us a lesson!
FB thing is okay as LL, once upon a time it was like that, nowadays i don't care, sometimes i forget ma password! :P
I was about to ask the same question..
karwa taxi thelo, good morning bro
Lol for first joke. :))
Ok for the the FB.