ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES (much awaited) ;-)

Colt45
By Colt45

Since my Filipino comrades were feeling left out, here's one for yall. May I remind you all to read it in Good Humour ONLY, or as a "wiseman" named Rizks said, "to be read with Hamour Fish ONLY". ;-))

1. You point with your lips.
2. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
3. You nod your head upwards to greet someone.
4. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life.
5. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment!
6. You’re standing next to at least six big boxes at the airport.
7. Forrest Gump would say, "My name is Porrest, Porrest Goomp".
8. How does a Filipino use the words "penis" and "deposit" in the same sentence?
A - "Aaaahhh apter I penis wassing my hands I turn op de-posit!"
9. How does a Filipino use the word "hostess" in a sentence?!
A - When I answer de pone I say, "Hello? Hostess?"

By Elegance• 19 Jul 2010 14:00
Elegance

And I am really curious to know the nick names different nationalities have for each other...That will be the biggest cultural exchange happening in this forum...!

By Elegance• 19 Jul 2010 13:58
Rating: 4/5
Elegance

And a big secret...Indians(Kerala) call Philipinos "Mathi"- sardines as they are smaller in size and they preffer to move in group like a school of fish...We even call you lovingly --- "Mathi kunjungal"- Sardin babies...

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 13:44
Rizks

lol Pagal...

abey Oye Malabari, Teri naak me rassi....lol

English : Hey You Malabari, go drink Lassi....:)

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 13:43
anonymous

excusme Rizks ?

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 13:41
Rizks

Paagal are you the same paagal we know ? :)

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 13:39
anonymous

Perverts :D

By somwerNdmiddle• 19 Jul 2010 13:36
somwerNdmiddle

for real? hehehehe ;)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 13:27
Colt45

Virginia ;-)

By somwerNdmiddle• 19 Jul 2010 13:26
somwerNdmiddle

well we could do it next time :)

pardon my ignorance what's VA colt?

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 13:21
Colt45

Oh I had my share last month when I was in VA ;-P

You're lucky I have a dinner invite already for tonight, or i would be banging down your door for some adobo ;-)

By somwerNdmiddle• 19 Jul 2010 13:18
somwerNdmiddle

how i wish we had it here colt, san mig lite only :)

now about that adobo, i'm hungry (planning to cook that later for dinner and add some boiled quail eggs also)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 13:16
mjamille28

lol Colt, was just trying to share some useful tips to a kabayan.. ;)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 13:13
Colt45

Ya got some??? :-P

By somwerNdmiddle• 19 Jul 2010 13:12
somwerNdmiddle

how about a REAL Colt45 beer Colt? :)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 13:12
Colt45

don't spoil her already ;-))

By sammiee• 19 Jul 2010 12:55
sammiee

relly funny my phrend..

By akira011401• 19 Jul 2010 12:47
akira011401

hostess? not all pil use this when they are answering the phone, like me i used "ninuini" lol :-))

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 12:09
mjamille28

kuquels, I PM'ed you some more friendly tips... ;)

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 12:08
anonymous

Nice one,,

More more cool ones,,

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 12:01
mjamille28

lol yeah, it's the coming back that matters ya? :P

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:55
Colt45

yeh you can PM me your next vacation, but MORE importantly PM me when you're coming back, coz that's what I'm most interested in ;-))

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 11:54
kuquels

Thanks MJ. Yes Colt im just a kid here in QL hehehe

I'll PM you in my next vacation ;-)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:49
Colt45

Wut Up Buddy??? Long time no see? Did ya just get outta prison??? :-D

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:49
Colt45

you know the best part of going to a fili joint to eat is that look of surprise we get from all the paray's eating/ singing, when we walk in ... PRICELESS!!!

They're probably thinking - huh Indians... here??? LOL, I love it!!!

By sentibhim• 19 Jul 2010 11:45
sentibhim

Good one Paare

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:43
mjamille28

Colt, yes I did tell her already.. :)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:41
Colt45

you li'l baby... learn from them more experienced ones ;-)... I'm sure MJ told you already... :-) so write me down on your list too :-)))

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:41
Rating: 4/5
mjamille28

Colt, there's one near The Centre, I forgot the name...

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 11:41
anonymous

i was in the philippines before..nice place at kind people around.

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:40
Colt45

Im mistaking it for the one at Al Saad, which has indo-chinese-fili food and has a lovely ambiance too ;-?

By yv2r• 19 Jul 2010 11:39
Rating: 5/5
yv2r

Very good Colt for hot summer,you are keeping every one cool.

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:39
Colt45

I have eaten there too, the buffet types, mix and match eh?

Any other ones??? :-)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:38
mjamille28

kuquels, I sent you a PM..

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:37
Rating: 4/5
mjamille28

Colt, Asian Traditional is near the TV R/A..

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 11:36
kuquels

@ MJ..just asking, can u bring p-adobo back here? Is is not being checked?

Now really craving Filipino foods!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:33
Colt45

PM me where these joints are and ima go eat at each one every evening :-)

By choozy_84• 19 Jul 2010 11:32
choozy_84

yes thats true colt

By gtim• 19 Jul 2010 11:31
gtim

Colt, offering food to visitors is an act of hospitality. one of filipino's traits.

By choozy_84• 19 Jul 2010 11:30
choozy_84

lol colt hahaha

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:29
Rating: 4/5
mjamille28

Colt45, try the Asian Traditional...

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 11:29
flor1212

here with my family! And other restaurants that offer Fil foods! They are all great!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:29
Colt45

Amen to that!!! :-D (MJ - ignore i said that) :-P

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:28
Colt45

I'm glad you liked it ;-)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:28
mjamille28

lol, I better bring lots then...

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 11:27
flor1212

but we HOUSEBANDS are better! Lol!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:26
Colt45

I have eaten beef-adobo fron Lulu, but I find the beef kinda tough sometimes... is why i end up eating at Royal or Marina, or the one opp Royal

Do yall know of any other good Fili joints???

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:25
Colt45

that is another Filipino trait, "You always offer food to all your visitors"... ;-)

Awaiting my p-adobo from when you get back ;-)

By rey2530• 19 Jul 2010 11:24
rey2530

It's nice reading this thread...

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:24
mjamille28

for me, nothing beats my mom's cooking... my friend Sai can vouch for that.. :)

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 11:23
flor1212

that's why I said, for starter. But the cook there is a Filipino couple.

And the Filipino food are great!

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:22
mjamille28

lol Colt, now your thread was turned into the yummy food thread.. :P

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:21
Colt45

I am your new BEST priend, err friend ;-))

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 11:20
mjamille28

yes I agree beef adobo, doesn't taste the same as the p-adobo... will put that on my list of stuffs to bring back here.. :P

By dbquijano• 19 Jul 2010 11:19
dbquijano

you guys keep talking about food so much, now i'm craving for bagnet from ilocos and sinampalukang manok.

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:17
Colt45

beef adobo at Lulu isn't the same as the p-adobo i am now craving... and imho, I think Royal and Marina serve better adobo than Lulu ;-)

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 11:15
Rating: 4/5
flor1212

try the beef adobo. For a start, buy cook food in Lulu, and if you have a chance to attend Pinoy gatherings, then you'll have a much yummy food you can imagine!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:10
Colt45

did ya havta make it sound so yummieee... now I'm craving some "P-adobo" ;-)

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 11:07
flor1212

"masarap!! lalo na pag native ang manok"

delicious (or yummy), specially if you cook native chicken". Lol!

By gtim• 19 Jul 2010 11:06
gtim

yeah i know flor. to show that i am really pinoy. hehehe.

By Vkash• 19 Jul 2010 11:06
Vkash

Pipty points por my priend Colt45!!!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:04
Colt45

now you translate that ;-)

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 11:03
Rizks

Colt's way is scratching his balls when he sees any MAN....:)

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 11:03
Visper

hahaha.. pinoy tlaga.. Tinula!!

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 11:02
flor1212

Lol!

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 11:01
flor1212

head when you don't know the answer, that's the child's way. The adult way, look to the ceiling (when you're indoor) or look at the sky (when you're outside). Lol!

By gtim• 19 Jul 2010 11:00
gtim

whatever flor, still the same masarap!! lalo na pag native ang manok .. :)

By Kapatid• 19 Jul 2010 11:00
Kapatid

hahaha, proudly pinoy!

By flor1212• 19 Jul 2010 10:59
flor1212

"tinula or tinola"?

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 10:57
kuquels

if u see someone here in doha walking with umbrella, u bet its 100% Filipina hehehe

By garfieldisc• 19 Jul 2010 10:53
garfieldisc

am hungry thinking of my fav adobo back home... :(

By gtim• 19 Jul 2010 10:47
gtim

me too i have an umbrella specially during this season. at least, to ease the heat from the sunrays.

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 10:41
Visper

hahaha.. Take in or take out..

Using umbrella during hot summer days?? OOppss.. Is that me? I always bring folded umbrella even in a fine weather.. :D

By bubblymom• 19 Jul 2010 10:39
bubblymom

send some here visper. :p

By tatess• 19 Jul 2010 10:38
tatess

hahaha!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:37
Colt45

in some aspects I am now thinking that you guys and us guys have a lot of common traits.. oh yeah! we know how to sing karaoke too ;-)

By afrinnabees• 19 Jul 2010 10:36
afrinnabees

ROFl.................

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 10:35
Rating: 4/5
Visper

yah, I am enjoying the rain and rice planting sesson.. :)

We prepare tinula with fresh veggies and herbs from my Lola's garden.. Tinula and adobo is best prepared home (Phil)..

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 10:34
mjamille28

lol Colt... :P

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:33
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

# You “open” or “close” the lights - (like Indians)

# You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

# You scratch your head when you don’t know the answer.

# You never eat the last morsel of food on the table.

# You go bowling.

# You always offer food to all your visitors.

# You say “comfort room” instead of “bathroom.”

# You say “for take out” instead of “to go.”

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 10:32
kuquels

@ Visper are u in the Phils. now? Yeah with malunggay leaves,yummy! Miss home again:(

By Ralliart23• 19 Jul 2010 10:30
Ralliart23

i love 1 and 3

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 10:30
Rating: 4/5
Visper

I can take you to Palawan.. Never been there but I have some great friends there.. Oh Philippines, My Philippines..

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 10:29
kuquels

@ colt, Palawan is best!

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 10:28
Rating: 2/5
Visper

Wow, kuquels.. you just remind me of Tinulang Manok.. Since it's rainy here, will prepare tinulang manok.. :)

Patay ang manok ni lola.. hahaha

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:27
Colt45

yeh I do, now who wanna take me to Boracay and Palawan ;-)... i soooo wanna go there :-)

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 10:26
kuquels

visper i like that also, but maybe tinola is better for native chicken :)

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 10:25
Visper

Native Chicken adobo.. Yummy!!

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 10:25
kuquels

LOL @ colt this is one of the few good posts i've read so far today. having many pinoy friends huh :)

By FlyingAce• 19 Jul 2010 10:22
FlyingAce

yalaaaaaaaaa nice... :D

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:19
Colt45

I know what it is, we have something like that in India too.. ;-), will go well with my adobo ;-)

By gtim• 19 Jul 2010 10:18
gtim

lol Colt, so you take time gathering that info?

By plushed• 19 Jul 2010 10:17
plushed

ROFL @ Colt and lobot

..sure is refreshing in this heat. :)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:17
Colt45

I have a lot more, but them I don't wanna offend my Filipino comrades... I love you guys too, especially the Karaoke ;-)))

By gkramer• 19 Jul 2010 10:16
gkramer

Actually they preferred shooting in between the eyes in the old west ;)

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 10:14
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to

choose the way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the

Jew said: "I want you to put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies... The Indian comes

laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian apologizes and says he wants

to be infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! I am not going

to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 10:14
Visper

Colt, lambanog is not a food.. :(

Fine, you want food? Lechon Kawali for yoy.. :P

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:13
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

Not only did it awaken them, it made them SMILE in this heat n humidity too... not to mention I'm getting adobo and lambanog for a meal :-D

My Filipino colleague LOVED it and is still smiling to himself :-P

By Dennic• 19 Jul 2010 10:12
Dennic

MAN ITS UR DAY!!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:11
Colt45

I love fili food, I eat at Royal and Marina quite often ;-)

BTW - the pointing with lips is a classic, I can almost see my colleague do it everytime and we always do the same LOL

By bubblymom• 19 Jul 2010 10:10
bubblymom

lol Colt! more more more!!! :p

By smallville_yani• 19 Jul 2010 10:10
smallville_yani

since you mentioned "May I remind you all to read it in Good Humour ONLY" i will not say any unsavory words... btw do you think this will awaken your filipino comrades who were feeling left out?

By Dracula• 19 Jul 2010 10:09
Dracula

ROFL!

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 10:08
Visper

LOL.. Plus free lambanog for Colt!!

By ajmani• 19 Jul 2010 10:08
ajmani

TFS: "Thanks for sharing". Now this is going to make us observe them more than usual!!

By Mr M.• 19 Jul 2010 10:06
Rating: 5/5
Mr M.

The 8th one is very good! penis & deposit!

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 10:05
Rizks

TFS bole to Thanks for sharing.

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 10:05
Rizks

Colt babu...

TFS is the sister of FS....:)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 10:04
Colt45

be happy, at least i quoted you in the post ;-)

btw, what is TFS???

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 10:02
Rizks

Colt abe langur...r u in a mission today or wat ? :)

By Mr M.• 19 Jul 2010 10:02
Mr M.

Good,TFS!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 09:59
Colt45

Now that's what I call working for your "free-meal"... yeehaw!!! :-D

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 09:56
mjamille28

LOL Colt.... :P

Ok, you get your adobo... ;)

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