Rajni Mania

noty_guy
By noty_guy

Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,

And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts : "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!"

...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was

Just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says

..."President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts

..."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him.

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, : "Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way

to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of

coffee first and catch up".

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally onvinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to

name anyone else.

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies

..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a

heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side,

Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says,

"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,

"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

By anonymous• 31 Oct 2011 09:34
anonymous

tht was hilarious

By strikerswinger• 27 Oct 2010 10:10
strikerswinger

Its official now!!! Missing part of apples logo eaten by rajanikanth...

By noty_guy• 26 Oct 2010 22:06
noty_guy

East or West Rajini is the best !!

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2010 19:36
anonymous

okie.drama

By sonaam• 26 Oct 2010 19:34
sonaam

Lolzzzzzzz

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2010 19:31
anonymous

lol tink, it was funny

By drmana• 26 Oct 2010 19:30
drmana

chulbul, just because of the avatar, nothing else.

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2010 19:28
anonymous

no drama .idonno.our avataar r same thats all.by the way y did u ask ??

By drmana• 26 Oct 2010 19:26
drmana

chulbul, I mean this :-)

http://www.qatarliving.com/user/deepb

Both of you have same profile pic, hence confused.

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2010 19:25
anonymous

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2010 19:24
anonymous

drama idonno deepb.cn u pls explain with example???

By laplandsql• 26 Oct 2010 19:19
laplandsql

tinkerbell,you are right..27 crores was what he got in his prev. movie..and he was at no.2 behind jackie chan... i heard that rajnikanth didnt buy a single rupee from the producer before the movie robot was released..he wud calculate his salary depending on the movie's success at box office..and the movie went on to become the highest ever box office hit in the history of indian cinema and he was paid somewhere around 60-65 crores...!

By drmana• 26 Oct 2010 19:12
drmana

chulbul, do you know deepb?

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2010 19:04
anonymous

dont compare mohanlal with rajnikant...what u people are talking about rajni rajni rajni only when we have mohan lal suber star & rajnikant is soooper star

By laplandsql• 26 Oct 2010 18:49
laplandsql

the movie ROBOT makes Rajnikanth the highest paid actor in asia. he was paid around 27 crores for that movie..far ahead of bollywood stars...and the best thing abt him is that he is a down to earth guy..he spends his leisure time in meditation @himalaya.... if the movie doesn't click financially, he pays the money back to the producer...

By strikerswinger• 26 Oct 2010 18:22
strikerswinger

Twitter is now following rajanikanth....

By noty_guy• 23 Oct 2010 21:25
noty_guy

Rajni Ramesh Tendulkar is the name of sachin's mother

Priya Tendulkar is a actress

By edifis• 23 Oct 2010 21:03
edifis

Priya Tendulkar is Sachin's mother.

By noty_guy• 23 Oct 2010 12:21
noty_guy

I M INDIAN !! states doesn't make a difference and i m proud tht we have a gr8 actor like Rajnikanth !!

By anonymous• 23 Oct 2010 08:10
anonymous

Noty ... you Maharashtrian? or Tamil?

By noty_guy• 22 Oct 2010 17:25
noty_guy

get a life !! Rajnikanth is different .. can't be compared with anyone else

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2010 17:17
anonymous

I never heard of any other Rajini..

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2010 17:08
anonymous

But I heard long back that she died of heart attack few years back.What is new about it?She worked in few serials only or this is somebody else....

By soniya• 22 Oct 2010 16:36
soniya

ROFL...

By noty_guy• 22 Oct 2010 16:32
noty_guy

provide me scissors to cut the crap

By noty_guy• 22 Oct 2010 16:25
noty_guy

there should be different award frm him which only he should get !! no other actor in the world can make it ..

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2010 16:22
anonymous

Noty Guy - It sucks!!! cut the crap!

By chitra sharma• 22 Oct 2010 16:10
chitra sharma

just curious to know how come he never won one

By noty_guy• 22 Oct 2010 16:08
noty_guy

he is a super duper star !! Oscars awards r nothing infront of him !!

By anonymous• 22 Oct 2010 16:02
anonymous

Rajni who??

By chitra sharma• 22 Oct 2010 16:01
chitra sharma

what does travel has to do with rajni?...as far as i know he's a superstar

By anuradha.bala• 22 Oct 2010 15:15
anuradha.bala

How come u guys not know Rajini???

hmm.. guess you dont travel.

By gudone• 22 Oct 2010 15:14
gudone

read the same story with 2 other personalities... hmmm

By noty_guy• 22 Oct 2010 15:01
noty_guy

rajnikant is indian matrix .. hollywood copied him !!

By edifis• 22 Oct 2010 14:45
edifis

Who is this Rajni?

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