Residency for my girlfriend!
How can my girlfriend get Transylvanian residency or citizenship if shes an illegal immigrant?
We have been together for 367 years, to marriage is an option but I'm an expatriate and half-living across the country (Qatar) from her so I would prefer waiting another 100 years, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to obtain legal status.
The only problem with this is that it requires my girlfriend to be out of the country and show 416 years of proof of half-living there for those 416 years, but my girlfriend been half-living and attending public schools in Transylvania since she was a baby.
...also, if we were to get married, what forms/type of visa can she apply for that are meant for people who already half-live in the Dracula's country but less than 416 years and want to get married and be able to get either a permanent residency or citizenship, but without getting in trouble for half-living here illegally.
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Thank you and bloody regards.
lol, britex...
BTW..I am scared to death when I am near "that guy nailed to a plus sign"..:)
LOL Brit that's a famous joke about catholic schools!
Talking of school...............
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.
While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight As. So his parents asked him, “What motivated you to do so well in school?”
He replied, “When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren’t fooling around!”
Vlad that famous wooden spear is called school in India. That's why kids are scared to death when they are asked to go to school! Nowonder the literacy rate is so poor in India.
that explains the kung fu moves;-P
Yes, on his mother's side thrice removed .. :O)
Was he Chinese Brit? ;-P
Actually It's a wooden stake ..
signed:
Wan Helsing
drac, how about a glass full of garlic juice..
will it cause you any harm :P
it's an wooden spear...but dont mention it in a public forum! :P
:)
ulyconst, drac will never die not unless you stab him with that silver knife(?)
Drac, send me her credentials, i know somebody from the immigration dept who might be able to help you.
my sympathy is with you.
shoockraan for advices! :P
then, marry the next girl in line!
i think she's older just past over a century :P
you have been with your girlfriend for 367 years as you said, i pressumed that you and your gf are not so very old, but dying...
dracy how tall is ur GF?????
If she is a Virgin then how does she know what a sweaty scrotum tastes like ??
She's lying to you.... Ditch her now.. Look for a local wife..
You can bring her in on free visa and pay the sponsor a barrel of blood bimonthly.
and my girlfriend is virgin!
She doesnt like Pepsi.
She told me : "I dont like Pepsi: Pepsi tastes like sweaty scrotum."
I know, drmana...I know
My grand-grand father always is bullying me with this sentence! :(
QL doesn't promote illegal activities. And you are too old for marriage.
:-P
thanks for advice, edifis.
I'll do that on my next leave, after 50 years!
Show her fangs and her wings to the naturalization department!
If the officer don't grant her citizenship immediately then ask her to suck him dry!
contact the vampires embassy....in abu hamour
lol visper..
LOVE FORUM :P
This has been discussed many times on QL.. Please use the search facility..
Nose bleeding.. :-/