Residency for my girlfriend!

Dracula
By Dracula

How can my girlfriend get Transylvanian residency or citizenship if shes an illegal immigrant?
We have been together for 367 years, to marriage is an option but I'm an expatriate and half-living across the country (Qatar) from her so I would prefer waiting another 100 years, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to obtain legal status.
The only problem with this is that it requires my girlfriend to be out of the country and show 416 years of proof of half-living there for those 416 years, but my girlfriend been half-living and attending public schools in Transylvania since she was a baby.

...also, if we were to get married, what forms/type of visa can she apply for that are meant for people who already half-live in the Dracula's country but less than 416 years and want to get married and be able to get either a permanent residency or citizenship, but without getting in trouble for half-living here illegally.
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Thank you and bloody regards.

By Dracula• 28 Jul 2010 08:20
Dracula

lol, britex...

BTW..I am scared to death when I am near "that guy nailed to a plus sign"..:)

By edifis• 27 Jul 2010 21:57
edifis

LOL Brit that's a famous joke about catholic schools!

By britexpat• 27 Jul 2010 21:52
britexpat

Talking of school...............

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.

While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight As. So his parents asked him, “What motivated you to do so well in school?”

He replied, “When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren’t fooling around!”

By edifis• 27 Jul 2010 21:34
edifis

Vlad that famous wooden spear is called school in India. That's why kids are scared to death when they are asked to go to school! Nowonder the literacy rate is so poor in India.

By Xena• 27 Jul 2010 19:19
Xena

that explains the kung fu moves;-P

By britexpat• 27 Jul 2010 19:16
britexpat

Yes, on his mother's side thrice removed .. :O)

By Xena• 27 Jul 2010 19:15
Xena

Was he Chinese Brit? ;-P

By britexpat• 27 Jul 2010 18:00
britexpat

Actually It's a wooden stake ..

signed:

Wan Helsing

By JSantos• 27 Jul 2010 17:59
JSantos

drac, how about a glass full of garlic juice..

will it cause you any harm :P

By Dracula• 27 Jul 2010 17:57
Dracula

it's an wooden spear...but dont mention it in a public forum! :P

:)

By bubblymom• 27 Jul 2010 17:50
bubblymom

ulyconst, drac will never die not unless you stab him with that silver knife(?)

Drac, send me her credentials, i know somebody from the immigration dept who might be able to help you.

my sympathy is with you.

By Dracula• 27 Jul 2010 17:47
Dracula

shoockraan for advices! :P

By JSantos• 27 Jul 2010 17:29
JSantos

then, marry the next girl in line!

i think she's older just past over a century :P

By ulyconst• 27 Jul 2010 17:21
ulyconst

you have been with your girlfriend for 367 years as you said, i pressumed that you and your gf are not so very old, but dying...

By asif_khan• 26 Jul 2010 23:16
asif_khan

dracy how tall is ur GF?????

By britexpat• 26 Jul 2010 23:03
britexpat

If she is a Virgin then how does she know what a sweaty scrotum tastes like ??

She's lying to you.... Ditch her now.. Look for a local wife..

By shapil• 26 Jul 2010 22:28
Rating: 2/5
shapil

You can bring her in on free visa and pay the sponsor a barrel of blood bimonthly.

By Dracula• 26 Jul 2010 22:11
Dracula

and my girlfriend is virgin!

She doesnt like Pepsi.

She told me : "I dont like Pepsi: Pepsi tastes like sweaty scrotum."

By Dracula• 26 Jul 2010 21:52
Dracula

I know, drmana...I know

My grand-grand father always is bullying me with this sentence! :(

By drmana• 26 Jul 2010 21:50
drmana

QL doesn't promote illegal activities. And you are too old for marriage.

:-P

By Dracula• 26 Jul 2010 21:29
Dracula

thanks for advice, edifis.

I'll do that on my next leave, after 50 years!

By edifis• 26 Jul 2010 21:25
Rating: 4/5
edifis

Show her fangs and her wings to the naturalization department!

If the officer don't grant her citizenship immediately then ask her to suck him dry!

By lemontree• 26 Jul 2010 21:10
Rating: 3/5
lemontree

contact the vampires embassy....in abu hamour

By choozy_84• 26 Jul 2010 21:07
choozy_84

lol visper..

By ex.ex.expat• 26 Jul 2010 21:03
ex.ex.expat

LOVE FORUM :P

By britexpat• 26 Jul 2010 20:57
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

This has been discussed many times on QL.. Please use the search facility..

By Visper• 26 Jul 2010 20:57
Visper

Nose bleeding.. :-/

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