room service..

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton for their honeymoon night.
At the front desk, they check in, and the receptionist gives the groom the
key to the bridal suite.

The whole evening the people in the next room are phoning down to the main
desk to complain about all the moaning, which doesn't stop for one minute
the whole night.

Next morning at 6 am, the groom phones down to room service.

"Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?"

"Sure, what would you like?" asks room service.

The groom says, "Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night
so you'd better get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast and 6
liters of orange juice!"

Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite you got there. Is that
for your wife as well, or just for you?"

"No, that's just for me. Can you send up six pieces of lettuce for my wife
as well?"

Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?"

The groom replies, "I want to see if she can eat like a rabbit as well!"