sardar jokes 2010

Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .

1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai

Dr: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta

Dr: aisa kab hota hai?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,

kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

$2003$

loveSardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died

> peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d

> bus he was driving

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Flash news:

A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?”

Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

"How?” asks the man, puzzled.

”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”

a sardarni give birth to a baby girl .... but sardar was happy and announcing every where that they have baby boy and distributing sweets as they blessed with a baby boy.

some1 asked sardar ji why u r telling lie to every 1 as u got a baby girl not baby boy ...

sardar replied u stupid we got a baby boy but only from down he look like his mother ...

stevil09 you sound really tough behind that computer screen thinking nobody can track you down.

Ok then what is the meaning of sandeep?

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lol Arien..

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What is your definition of loser stevil.

This should be interesting

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sandeep - you have a stalker dude , you must be hot. lol

*KHATTAK is smacking his head now*

*Smack* *Smack* *Smack*

:(

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Give me another Chance...I wanna grow up once Again

stevil can't you read.. joke or f**k off..

Can I use Punjabi here?

lol Khattak... you are right..

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stevil you know any jokes??

If you don't then why don't you just f**k off from here, it is a joke thread.

....Sandeep!!! for that, he has to be a MAN ;)

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Give me another Chance...I wanna grow up once Again

Khattak teach him some manly abuses, will you ;)

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The funniest of all were the comments of Stevil ;)

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Comeon stevil give me something to work with, I can't respond to these childish abuses..

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Comeon stevil 5 year old tries to insult like that.. You have to do better or are you 5 year old?

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lol.... very funny :(

...listen to the sound of silence....

I think the one commenting just about me is obsessed with me. Thanks for being my fan stevil

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well stevil you were the first one affected by it. Your obsession with me is inspiring others I think.

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I meant JOKES krapcraker.

Just changing blonde to sardar or sardarni doesn't make it a sardar joke.

We love jokes about us. Keep them coming.

Shaz - Awesome one man...

Ya Sardars are loved by all.. hence most of the Jokes are on them....

Never seen a Sardar Cribbing about it..

Only the others do......

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Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it, anything but live for it

Sardar Jokes are the best!

A little bit of e-bashing is not detrimental to your health!

stevil you still obsessed with me????

Why don't you try some medication?

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guys have any1 seen a sarar making fun of his brother?.

Sardars are actually the most nice guys I have known with great sense of humour. The funniest jokes about sardars I have heard have been told by sardars themselves.

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Keep it comming guys !

Sardar is a good man.

Very sad.

SARDAR was very angry b'coz all jokes was about him, he asked his wife 'tell me one jokes without my involvement"

his wife said" I am pregnant................................

it is really bad to see yourself laughing alone in front of computer. thanks for the good laugh guys. i like your joke shaz.

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There is a group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend

the President Dr. Zail Singh

The Sardars decide to take a taxi.

The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.

The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me

Rs.

28/-."

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they

decide

to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.

This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:

____

7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).

7

--

21

21

--

0

--

The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of

the

Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is

writtern

on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.

They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the

President of the nation!

They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.

Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am

not

good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something

I am

an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi

driver

and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very

often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their

heads

(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

--

28

--

i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+ 3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1=28 so this checks out.

He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend

and

Finance man Banta Singh.

Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that

he

doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it

via

mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That

is

the

best technique for this, you see!"

While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as

shown:

13

x7

--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)

21

+ 7

--

28 This checks out as well.

--

Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,

President

Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."

There is a group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend

the President Dr. Zail Singh

The Sardars decide to take a taxi.

The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.

The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me

Rs.

28/-."

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they

decide

to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.

This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:

____

7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).

7

--

21

21

--

0

--

The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of

the

Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is

writtern

on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.

They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the

President of the nation!

They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.

Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am

not

good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something

I am

an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi

driver

and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very

often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their

heads

(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

--

28

--

i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+ 3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1=28 so this checks out.

He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend

and

Finance man Banta Singh.

Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that

he

doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it

via

mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That

is

the

best technique for this, you see!"

While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as

shown:

13

x7

--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)

21

+ 7

--

28 This checks out as well.

--

Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,

President

Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."

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A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar: why r all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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Drive safe and Reach safe. There's one person waiting for you.

ewww!!!

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Everything happens for a

reason.

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