Short Storys Data Base

Hahaha (: Cunning foxes.

One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet and a sign that read:

"I am blind, please help".

A creative publicist was walking by him and stopped to observe. He saw that the blind man had only a few coins in his hat. He dropped in a few more coins and, without asking for permission, took the sign, turned it around and wrote another announcement. He placed the sign by the blind man's feet and left.

That afternoon the creative publicist returned to where the blind man sat and noticed that his hat was full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was he who had re-written his sign and he wanted to know what he had written on it.

The publicist responded: "Nothing that was not true, I just wrote your sign out a little differently." He smiled and went on his way.

The new sign read: "Today is Spring and I cannot see it."

of a castle to eat some chicken, the dogs in the castle saw the fox and ran after the fox, when the fox escaped through the whole, the tail of the fox got teared (cut) by one of the dogs, the other foxes started laughing at the fox, few days the fox with teared tail said to the other foxes about what can be found in the castle and convinced the foxes to enter the castle, the fox said but to be strong each two fox tie their tails to each other, the foxes did so, and went to the castle and there no dogs as the owner went for hunting, the fox with teared tail shouted the dogs are coming, the foxes got afraid and each ran in a different direction, all the foxes now became with no tails.

keep it up man

another senior's war started

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all others, including Love.

One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed their boats and left except Love.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said,

"Richness, can you take me with you?"

Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!"

"I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you."

"Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder,

Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"

"It was Time," Knowledge answered.

"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"

Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."

thanks man

A poor man dressed in rags came to the palace to attend the banquet. Out of courtesy he was admitted but, because of his tattered clothing, he was seated at the very end of the banquet table. By the time the platters arrived at his seat, there was no food left on them.

So he left the banquet, returning several hours later dressed in robes and jewels he had borrowed from a wealthy friend. This time he was brought immediately to the head of the table and, with great ceremony, food was brought to his seat first.

"Oh, what delicious food I see being served upon my plate." He rubbed one spoonful into his clothes for every one he ate.

A nobleman beside him, grimacing at the mess, inquired, "Sir, why are you rubbing food into your fine clothes?"

"Oh," he replied with a chuckle, "Pardon me if my robes now look the worst. But it was these clothes that brought me all this food. It's only fair that they be fed first!"

If someone has a disease his crappy tongue tastes like sh*t even if he eats sweets.

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Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a prosperous country. One day, he went for a trip to some distant areas of his country. When he was back to his palace, he complained that his feet were very painful, because it was the first time that he went for such a long trip, and the road that he went through was very rough and stony. He then ordered his people to cover every road of the

entire country with leather.

Definitely, this would need thousands of cows’ skin, and would cost a huge amount of money. One of his wise servants dared himself to tell the king, “Why do

you have to spend that unnecessary amount of money? Why don’t you

just cut a little piece of leather to cover your feet?”

The king was surprised, but he later agreed to his suggestion, to make

a “shoe” for himself.

To make this world a happy place to live, first you better change yourself - your heart; and not the world.

Sis Fatima check your inbox (:

still hijacking the forum u think mods r afraid of u

you done talking monkey?

I shall need a host of gibberish experts to translate your mumbles!

Now go on 'n do the lil monkey dance, starting to find you to be quite amusing!

Thelonius, no problems at all !

We all are joking here...so everyone chillax.

monkeys also have good character but sad humans like u shame on u, n refrain from ur hijacking n usual abusing u aint good enough to challenge the mods n stay alive for long

No you can't teach a moneky

"naother" hilarious post LOL! nice english shall i take tuitions from u

this the result when u DONT READ but WRITE B** SH** ...

SA i have read so many stories of naseeruddin ..... ill share few soon.... :-)

Here comes the muppet with yet naother hilarious post LOL!

Why should I mind my tongue now monkey?

do you see me sticking it out?

struggling with english expressions again?

poor morbid!

A junior in office dialed his boss's extension by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min.

Boss Shouted: Do u knw whom u r talking 2?

Jr: No!

Boss: I'm D BOSS. >:O

Jr(in same tone) do u knw whom u r talking 2?

Boss: No!

J: THANK GOD (& disconected)

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.

The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "

Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

OP said it can be a joke.

NP was that a story ?

1. Whenever I Find The Key To Success,

Someone Changes The Lock.

2. The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction ;)

3. In Order To Get A Loan,

You First Need To Prove That You Don't Need It :p

4. All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :p

5. Once You Have Bought Something,

You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate

and have some personal issue, if true I hope you will over come it and enjoy life.

It's just a fable...not a religious post at all! SA is certainly not a Sufi and the story certainly no dawah to sufism anyway, so chillax people..

mind ur tongue shameless person

SA: no you are just being a religious bigot

Straight Arrow said

your welcome BG ...

Nasreddin is a satirical Sufi figure

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SA: no you aren't really that smart after all, cuz Sufisim is a sect of a religion, which makes your post entirely irrelevant to this section of Ql.

now is 1-0 as I am leading by a goal, please try to score a goal to equalize.

so it can not be religious

SA: If anything , you are doing your own beliefs a great disservice , by constantly trying to shove it down other people's throats, and tell you wot it ain't working, so just drop it. will ya? (:

mods need to do something of this abusive person hijacking a thread related to stories and again abusing

A lion was in the jungle and suddenly a mouse passed infront of the lion and the lion catched the mouse and the mouse begged the lion to free him, the mouse said I will help you one day, the lion started laughing and said how? you are too small, the lion left the mouse go away, and after a few days a hunter came in his huntting car and started putting traps and nets to catch animals, the poor line stepped on one of the nets and the net went up and the lion was trapped in the net over the night, the mouse came and climbed and freed the lion, the lion was happy and thanked the mouse and they became good friend.

please mind where you post your religious blabber!

Please mind your rude behavior

use the fkin religious section

here we go again with the religious junk

SA: You just never learn, do you?

Nasreddin is a satirical Sufi figure, claimed as one of them by many ethnic groups[1], among them the Turkish people who believe him to have lived during the Middle Ages (around 13th century), in Aksehir, and later in Konya, under the Seljuq rule. Nasreddin is considered a populist philosopher and wise man of Turkish culture, remembered for his funny stories and anecdotes.[2] Origin and legacyNasreddin may possibly have lived in Anatolia, Turkey, born in Hortu Village in Sivrihisar, Eskisehir in the 13th century, then settled in Aksehir, and later in Konya, where he died (probably born in 1209 CE and died 1275/6 or 1285/6 CE).[3][4] As generations have gone by, new stories have been added to the Nasreddin corpus, others have been modified, and he and his his tales have spread to many regions.

More can be found in the source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasreddin

Some funny storie I remember about this guy is: One time Nasreddin was coming to the city on his donkey and when Nasreddin arrived, Nasreddin's friend said I knew you from your donkey, Nasreddin said wow donkeys know each other. Another one Nasreddin was walking and his son was on the donkey, when the people saw that, they said look at this son who does respect his father, Nasreddin heard that and changed position, people again spoke and said look at this father who has no mercy for his son, Nasreddin heard that, then Nasreddin carried the donkey.

bottom line:

Satisfying all people is impossible.

Do you agree?

nice story TFS SA :)

what's this the talking wolf from the animals farm cartoon?

my dear Rizks

so the wolf can understand 'English' language ?

wat an intellegent wolf.

'jumbed' ? the man was a mallu or wat ? :)