Some logical thoughts and statements
How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the Sh!t out of you.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or too fattening.
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Why do men die before their wives?
Becasue they want to.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster, and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still suck.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
The Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) said, " None of you should wish for death because of a calamity befalling him; but if he has to wish for death, he should say: "O Allah! Keep me alive as long as life is better for me, and let me die if death is better for me.' "
Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 7.575 Narrated by Anas bin Malik (r.a.)
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