Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check.
i like the superman idea... lol
Word of advice when selecting where to eat, in order to find the best prepared and tastiest meals in town. By all means inspect the restaurant, and the wait staff, but remember the old addage.. "NEVER TRUST A SKINNY CHEF", .. and then go check out the kitchen staff...
It aint me whose complaining... Its David Letterman, remember tht dude??? I LOVE FUD :)
dont complain about your food otherwise they will spit on it to bring you the second time
Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand
he will pee and bring cls..
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if u do this be sure that he/she will spit in every single plate, cup, glass, or bowl he brings to u :D
i'll never mess with people preparing my food