True Love <3 LOL
By Missteacher •
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor...♥
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him....
He prays that they will not have a
fight..♥
He finds a note near the table...♥
"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
I had to leave early to buy some groceries... ♥
I'll come running back to you, my love.
I love you. ..."♥
He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last nite..?' ♥
Son explains...,"
when mum pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......" ♥
" Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone...
I'M Married !!!"
Thats True Love...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Oh hes been trying long before this post...
Lol Olympic I think now u r just trying to piss off the teacher
Hahahaha!! aww too funny!
sorry...this is a terrible, sinful joke! Not funny one bit. God forgive me.
Sad that other cultures find humor in drunken alcoholic parents. What's next jokes about heroine users?
Yeah I didn't expect certain cultures to be rolfing at this one!
Better for him and his family not to have been drunk at all. But humor reflects society, so in some places this must make sense and be funny.
how about my boyfriend??hmmmmmmm.... so sweet.. :)
nice post Teacher......... :-)
awww and we were all having such high regards and nice thoughts about men .....until your post
:P
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes Back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
:D
one day i saw a dirty dream and i told that hot girl in the dream that i can't do anything coz i am married.
aaaaaaw ain't that sweeeeeet:)
very nice hehehe
i hope i can find someone like him
nice one
he might say, "hey lady, need to hurry, pay the room and need to go home, wifey' waiting". Lol!
haha! My bf doesn't drink so I will never be able to experience this :( LOL!
this makes me wanna get my husband drunk!! hahah lolzz
oh my gooodddddd sooo sweeeeetttt
♥♥
Awww so romantic
good one..how sweet
i had to made my husband drunk to see his true love for me......:-)
MT good one
How sweet. A lesson for all wives out there .. Be kind to your husband because deep down he loves you..