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Dracula
By Dracula

1) DATA ENTRY
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2)GENERAL MANAGER:
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3)IT SPECIALIST
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4)MASSEUR/MASSEUSE
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5)MUSICIAN - QATARI FILARMONICA
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6)REPORTER CUM CAMERAMAN
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7) FEMALE SECRETARY
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8) STORE KEEPER
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9)SURVEYOR
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10) FEMALE SWIMMING TEACHER
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By ttabet82• 15 Dec 2008 14:06
ttabet82

WoW Drac, am lucky!!!:P

By Dracula• 15 Dec 2008 14:02
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

hired!

ok,ttabet82...start counting : 1000000 QR, 2000000 QR ..etc

By murderburger• 15 Dec 2008 11:16
Rating: 4/5
murderburger

Uhmmm.. pls. wait! let me check you C.V first.

..::WHY SO SERIOUS?::..

By ttabet82• 15 Dec 2008 09:27
ttabet82

I apply for the store keeper....am i hired?

By Dracula• 14 Dec 2008 13:51
Rating: 5/5
Dracula

he already has been added as a member of Qatari Philharmonic.

2 hours probation period.

Ridges - suite accommodation and European food.

Blank cheque/monthly.

By GodFather.• 14 Dec 2008 13:44
Rating: 4/5
GodFather.

Caption Number 3

For our IT expert The one and only Mr BritExpat..

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By Dracula• 14 Dec 2008 13:44
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

anything you're posting can be used against you! :)

give me your GM phone number! :P

By GodFather.• 14 Dec 2008 13:43
Rating: 5/5
GodFather.

Caption #4 for my Dear fellow RP.. He is the one receiving the message.. Kind a looks like him also..

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By murderburger• 14 Dec 2008 13:42
murderburger

No freaking way im gonna do that! Yucks..is that a piss?!

..::WHY SO SERIOUS?::..

By GodFather.• 14 Dec 2008 13:42
Rating: 5/5
GodFather.

With over 200,000 points now I would suggest DaRuDe as the Data Entry Specilaist.. does he ver sleep or is he ever away from the Computer..

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By Eagley• 14 Dec 2008 13:41
Eagley

Can I apply for the female secretary post? The boys in my office seem to think I'm their secretary anyway. Does the job pay well? Since I might be homeless soon as the current economic situation doesn't look too good.

/I was about to say that photo of the GM looked very familiar ... but then decided I better not say so until I have another job in hand...

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Don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

By lovespread• 14 Dec 2008 13:35
lovespread

nice one Dracula...

"You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more" - Ophrah Winfrey-

By Dracula• 14 Dec 2008 13:35
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

Yes, there is an opening for OB GYN Specialist.

But ,unfortunately..you have to look closer...much closer deep-inside! :)

By britexpat• 14 Dec 2008 13:32
britexpat

I think there is a difference between a proctologist and OB Gyn..

Perhaps RP can enlighten us..

By britexpat• 14 Dec 2008 13:28
britexpat

I can somewhat understand a colleague in a Stetson and cowboy boots playing the bongos, but I draw the line at him playing the Congas..It will lower the whole tone of the recital and send electric shocks through the audience..

By murderburger• 14 Dec 2008 13:26
Rating: 3/5
murderburger

Is there an opening for OB GYN Specialist?

..::WHY SO SERIOUS?::..

By Dracula• 14 Dec 2008 13:22
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

By anonymous• 14 Dec 2008 13:11
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I did not know Qataris played other musical instruments. How to they read the musical notes in Arabic or English?

i Could play the Congas and Bongos, could I join you?

The Red_Pope is the next goodwill Ambassador to the UN.

By LEB-XPAT• 14 Dec 2008 13:00
Rating: 4/5
LEB-XPAT

i need massage :)

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By britexpat• 14 Dec 2008 12:51
britexpat

Please help..I have been offered a position as a MUSICIAN - QATARI FILARMONICA..

Can you please guide me on the package I should be looking for?

Also, I hear that there is lots of politics within the organziation... Should I take the offer..

Also, what about Qatarization ? Will I be displaced after a few weeks.

lastly, i shall be arriving next week and don't want to be lonely in a strage city. Would love to meet others to share my passion for music with..

Thanks for all your advices..

By panda• 14 Dec 2008 08:36
panda

penguin!!! my cousin will eat you if you continue!!

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:34
Rating: 3/5
DaRuDe

mine are still fine looks much like a normal human one's.

but urs are like ET long and out like a Chimpanzee :P easy to pull

By jassKat• 14 Dec 2008 08:32
jassKat

just because they are not dinner plates like YOURS doesn't mean they are tiny toon :D

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:29
Rating: 4/5
DaRuDe

well you never had any ears you call those tiny toon small thing stuck on your face sides EAR.

By jassKat• 14 Dec 2008 08:28
jassKat

oh Da i dont have the ears to hear that confession!!

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:25
Rating: 4/5
DaRuDe

why dont we both get in the booth and make popie confess tie him torture him break him to make him confess

By jassKat• 14 Dec 2008 08:22
jassKat

oh Da, you were there too get in the booth first :P

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:19
Rating: 4/5
DaRuDe

i need to send you to Popie booth and make you confess all your sins that you did.

By jassKat• 14 Dec 2008 08:18
jassKat

oh and Da, that general manager picture looks familiar :D

 

 

tra la la

By jassKat• 14 Dec 2008 08:17
jassKat

oh Da i will have to send you to booth

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:16
Rating: 4/5
DaRuDe

just few like say 900hours more you have to wait

By Oryx• 14 Dec 2008 08:15
Oryx

they are excellent!!!! i apply to be the masseuse!!

By britexpat• 14 Dec 2008 08:14
britexpat

I sent my CV yesterday and was told that an offer would be in the post.

I have since been waiting with baited breath and polishing my "triangle" incesantly.

I am still awaiting the official employment letter and contract.

please can anyone on QL tell me how long it usually takes ??

Signed

Worried from Woolagong

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:14
Rating: 4/5
DaRuDe

Hired her as her Nasty Booth Secretary.

By jassKat• 14 Dec 2008 08:12
jassKat

oh so sad, she with the donkey?

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:11
Rating: 4/5
DaRuDe

She was kidnapped and never returned .

By jassKat• 14 Dec 2008 08:09
jassKat

oh Da what happened to your last one???

 

 

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:09
Rating: 3/5
DaRuDe

will be much better. brunette hmm will see :D

By DaRuDe• 14 Dec 2008 08:07
Rating: 5/5
DaRuDe

a female personal assistant too should be tall ok :P

By fefee• 13 Dec 2008 22:42
fefee

drac. lol!!

By Dracula• 13 Dec 2008 22:28
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

By greentea• 13 Dec 2008 22:26
Rating: 5/5
greentea

she's just on a short vacation, she'll be coming back on January :)

By Dracula• 13 Dec 2008 22:25
Rating: 5/5
Dracula

your CV it's showing ONLY 145 kgs...

next year maybe..

By heero_yuy2• 13 Dec 2008 22:24
heero_yuy2

Reminds me of our recent Ge-------

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By Dracula• 13 Dec 2008 22:24
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

By britexpat• 13 Dec 2008 22:23
britexpat

I can play the triangle, but thought that the Orchestra had run off??

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