which is good !!!!!!!!!
IN PRISON***
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell
AT WORK----
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
IN PRISON***
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK---
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
IN PRISON****
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK---
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON***
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..
AT WORK---
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
IN PRISON****
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK---
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON***
you get your own toilet .
AT WORK---
you have to share .
IN PRISON****
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK----
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON****
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work atall.
AT WORK---
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Hmmm?
Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Manager
(from anonymous)
no net in prison :P
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Reminds me of a movie about a poor family who went to prison in order to get free food..