Who gets custody
A divorce
A man and his wife in court were getting a divorce. The problem was
who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up an said: "Your
Honor! I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She
should be in my custody."
The Judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in
your defense?"
The man sat for while contemplating, then slowly rose.
"Your Honor! If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out... whose Pepsi is it. the machine's or mine?"
*Joke
"Judge"
"Drink Beer Save Water"
women is not a machine and pepsi is not a child
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone