WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING ????
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH
THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
Smoke, you are talented. If you were born in some different era we would be reading and analyzing your poetic work. LOL.
funny ones!
"11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Coz, we didnt comment The-Birdie started to whine :p
"
LOL smoke !!!
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geez guys...nice one!
I like the 2 versions -- from the author of the thread as well as with smoke. Laughs me more and loudly.
good one , smoke
Indeed not boring at all now let me try ;p
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
WTF are u chasing me with that carving knife?
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
I was with another woman and u walked in screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
These are the things in me u love a lot.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
Now we have kids, no time for a piss
5. I thought that I could love no other
but thats just a lie i told your mother
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But now sugar is expensive, fuel prices have gone up, cant afford to take u on a date no more, we must break up.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But oh look at the time, get me a beer, some chips its time for the Nascar race.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
but seriously u need to work on the hips, the tummy and the thighs!!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
what more do u want? the house, the kids, the car and the maid that ran away?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
they are really big words i doubt u can spell!
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Coz, we didnt comment The-Birdie started to whine :p
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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LOL.... :P
fabulous!
Very amusing, thanks.