Why Gujus do good in any field ?
Why Gujarati-Indians do good in any field ?
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
what can happen to me?' So he stays....... ......
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says,
`Kem Chhe Bapu ?
The other candidate answers 'Ekdam Majama !!!
wht r u upto ??
Kem Chhe Bapu ? means How r u ?
Ekdam Majama means I m fine
laluprasadyadav stop flooding the site you Moron ! :(
Q: Where did the Malayali study?
A: In the ko-liage.
Q: Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
A: He is very bissi.
Q: Why did the Malayali buy and air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Q: Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
A: To yearn meney.
Q: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q: Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
A: Because he wanted to hear pope music.
Q: How does a Malayali spell moon?
A: MOON - Yem Yo yet another Yo and Yem
Q: What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.
Q: What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Q: What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto
Q: And for cargo?
A: Loree
Q: Where does he pray?
A: Demble
Q: Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A: A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
Q: Name the only part of the werld, where Malayali's dont werk hard?
A: Kerala
Q: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
A: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding and re-tying the lungi.
Nice one
really funny
may be not big as ur stare
Blank stare
How damn big was the class room ? :(