Will bring smile on.. today
By rusti oberoi •
U''ll laugh to read dis..
1 funny incident hppns 2day in D Mrng...our bunglow is going through
Renovation so the painter Guy in D Morning, he came to my room..
he wanted to scratch my loo walls.. asked me abt.. Taps in der..
I was into dreams I said all opposites & he land up
burning his both hands & head coz....
he was under shower..
Poor Fellow today he manage to got off..
somehow I manage..
... wat stupidity u did recently let me know Ya all...
sean & tinker..lyk dumb & dumberer pair..
got nothing to do except moving ur tail around him...
put ur head off from sean's junkyard..
Happy New Year.... on gud note..
U aplocalypse... Y r u so concerned anyways abt. my man.... seems dat ur mother dropped u on ur head..
so much fuss in ur head...
and ur man is the plumber, the painter, the car wash attendant...
even a Dead KITTY is not Desperate for Sean..
I'll plz only my man in my life..2day isn't ur day.
Tomorrow Doesnt look good Either..Phew....
are you that desperate?
psycho Sean C U've proved it to even ur friends & Every1 Dat U r REtarded coz its been long dat I wrote dat article bt it seems dat U r in love wid me,,dats Y keep on replying abt. Dat crap which is D growth of ur nasty mind...Ghetto move..Hmmmm????wat Say..
everyone thinks you are dumber than a doorknob. Yet you poste your inane mindless crap, that makes sense only to you. As for the smile, we were all laughing at how dumb and retarded you are and are yet able to survive. Did you stop breathing and let your brain starve to death?
Hahahaha...atleast Every1 got something to do {smile}..
but To my amaze U got nothing Except searching for Scraps On PC,,Reply Ppl wid ur unconscious mind,,dats Y everyone thinks dat Sean C is insane Psycho... Everyone Lol...... Take Care......
rusti you retard... everyone here is laughing at you and your infinite stupidity! Everyone...
luk..who's talking biggest evil on Ql....er..
rusty.... erm did you land on your head when you got off your bed this morning and bounced a few times before getting back to bed?
Lol, and the rest of you QL'ers... come on... quit toying with the challenged you evil evil folk. Shame on you all!
m already feelin.. lucky
coz blond lyk you is at my service for fund raisin..
how abt dat??
rusty, wrong. You might get lucky and the charity people might have mercy on you ,or on us, as the Ramda lot might keep you busy for a while...IF you can pry yourself loose from your burnt painter , that is.. I don't do mercy.
What's all this, people here seem soaking wet with.....paint from the painter....
This one :)
Sean do ya know mercy gonna do the fund collection job
for me.. so I'll share it ..wat say.. no
mirror required & u can entertain me too by not doing
anything & staying idle ..
sure.:) It makes you happy, good :)
Kim, the local hardware shop is fresh out of mirrors! Seems like a certain brown haired person keeps buying them in bulk as she claims they keep cracking every time she looks at it. While the boys at the hardware store claimed it had everything to do with her looks, I just feel they do not make mirrors like they used to.
hey nomerci your name shows it..
m a gal & for u I dont need to collect any find ..
coz any roadside Doc can treat ur empty brain..
:) Coincidentally I'm also wearing a T Shirt that reads 'Reality Check'
am i getting numb?
Did ya check mirror today..
coz u gotta face u can smile upon everytym..
u dont require me,, Da....
lol tinker, I actually thinks it's funny...now, back to the rusty nail here....what is he on about anyway????
I think he needs some pressure released...brit, introduce him to the Ramada parking lot...IF he can afford it.Otherwise our friends from QLsocial help thingy might be able to start a collection...;)
it does tinker, it does.
I dread the "man flu".....and isn't it funny, as soon as we have something...they just have to get it too...and even if they don't have it at all, it is much worse than what we had....;)
ok rusti, ill make this real easy on you.... please tell us which parts of you OP were we supposed to smile at!
Go outside. make snow angels. You may enjoy a nip in the air.. :O)
snessy is doha tooo HooTTT..
Dat ppl dont wear clothes der???
lyk dey they talk abt.everytime
snessy is doha tooo HooTTT..
Dat ppl dont wear clothes der???
lyk dey they talk abt.everytime
geez whyte, where are you? Northern europe???
tink, he ain't so little anymore,,but he is male...so he is "very " sick ;) Naa, he is doing much better already! :) thanks for asking .
Snessy it's 5 degrees here, haven't seen the sun for the last 4 days.. That may have something to do with the fact that I am sleeping at 4 AM everyday so the sun sets before I wake up :(
Damn Doha weather isn't so bad after all :P
do u know TheLucyShow ?
The painter that had his hands burned...read the thread starter ;)
No hangover...just awake and running since 5.15 in the morning...sick child.:(
hey..is dat A code of responding to an intelligent
situation lyk hot shower..hmmm
It's -3 degrees outside Tinkerbell, I'm not too keen on freezing my bits off, I save my nakedness for Doha, way more fun when it's forbidden :-P
seems u missed it when we're tearing apart..Da
I suppose "scratching the wall" is code for something else....why do people have to make things so difficult? Just say it as it is.....naked painter under hot shower and the rest is history ;)
What a randy bunch you are today!
hoping u're not naked while falling...
bolnde gals R so mean....
dark brown here...
are you blonde rusti?
just wishing ticket price is not more then movie casting & budget lol...
unfair! :P
to ask you are already gone and stuck in the middle for ages.
how much?
is for special members with high price.
guys y r u getting into it...
but i'll watch dis movie once made..Da
erm... Are you hot?
a bat with humps? LOL!
good to rest your hips on :P
dracula has humps?
which humps Da, front or back??
am thinking of kidnapping Dracula Goatie
hahahaha!
guys you never get good penetration
:P
lol that looks like Drac's FB pic,.. :P
the hump(s) are at the front :O)
or if hump is little lower than normal riiiiiight?
LMAO darude, is that based from experience? :D
is better without humps you get a good grip of it :D
hey guys ya all r so funny den xpected..
thanks 4 such gr8 wild thoughts..
That looks appealing :-P
Britexpat, where's the hump??
that would be a first for me.... camel porn!!! :-P
ewwwwww camel movies :(
movies are nice
and pure natural
they dont use any thing or any toys.
camel movies???
Bestiality!!!!!
Oh no :(
c= camel movies?
oh you are all pervs!
he he he he hheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hey.. I never get upset m replying to
Insane Psychos who need my attention,...
M enjoying it..
stupid is stupid does
C rated movies lemme explain u fellows..
dos Movies which R not seen by any body except
dos who work under it..basically rejected by all
how does smelly smell?
mean you forced the poor guy under shower and turn the tap on him
Coke (like the gujjus say it) :-P ROFL!!!
C= Cheap movies or Colt movies.. it's one and the same.. Lol..
rusti you asked for stupidity stories, we gave you a stupid thread.. Why are you upset then :-/
only smelly can think & say such..
I wish qatar could hev been lyk india so dat atleast
ppl can take shower daily doesnt smell smelly...
i guess just like colt all curved up
okay Colt a.k.a. Peter North, what does C stand for? :D
Colt movies ;-)
yes right innocent as your ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
duhhh-rude!
don't be a perv, these are all simple innocent girls ok :-P
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explain what the f*************k is C movies
i cant find anything in dictionary also
so what does C mean?
why bored go whack colt all day and night and enjoy
sumbodys was asking wats C rated muvie..
U'll soon see it wid Colt & DaRuDe doing der
Debut in it..
Shower and me????
NO NEVER.. I put smelly in the smelly Indians :-P
colty,bored.nothing much to do in qatar.=(
also wants to go and have a hot hot shower
Why me? :-(
lol darude, okay my lips are sealed :|
I know you've PM'd her already asking her out :-P
ya guysss plz dont interrupt DaRuDe..
let him lead QL.. Go ahead sir..
getting there Colt :P
my video then for that you will have to come to me to take it.
colt are you free come lets make a nice video for her PURE GAYISM :D
OMG Colt can you be anymore cheesy :(
All good, how's it hangin for y'all?
you have the ability to turn things hot online only, what about in reality? And I'm not talking hot showers here ;-)
no lol i dont need any video shop..
can watch ur video at mt laptop...
dont ruin the fun
let her go and ask
lol darude it's not available on video shops :P
pls wait let me laugh hahahahah
go to any video shop and ask for that they will give you for free i guess
da-rude.. hmm..behave.=)
m scared is dat a horor movie.. or Vampire..
or just an empty dark room like ur brain...I think we all must help u wid a Psychologist...Wat Say??
his other part is up for your wazzup question.
rusti,golly..off your capslock pls.
oh hi colty,wazzup?
do you turn them hot mind tellin us in detail
rusti, are you fascinated with so much ALL CAPS? and do you have some naughtyamerica?
howdy Colt!
Brit..you are their president...lol
if she knows what naughtyamerica is you need to send her a clip from that so she knows it.
Atleast I've D ability 2 turn things hot..
Who else among u....M afraid
have you been watching too much of naughtyamerica.com? :-P
I GUESS NO BODY UNDERSTAND ENGLISH LANGUAGE HERE..
If U all r so gud in making funyy stories
Y dint post 1 den... Rusted Brains
now she is welCUMing every one
this topic is turning hot.
lol HGL! speed bumps hahahaha
Something needs to be done about these pervs on QL.. They drag the thread down :O(
Rusti: Don't listen to them. Please can you give me a map to Old Mama's Den ...
No FS I am a decent boy :(
Maid who??
rusti...ur posts r lke speed brakrs... need time to unstnd...
ROFLMAO da..
for real WK?
FS,is WK capable of doing that thinggy?lol *peace WK*
Guesss...
U're my maid earlier dat's Y, knew whole story
widout tellin it.. Welcum back to Old mama Den..
he was inside him? wait i'm getting confused is the OP male? and what is a C rated movie anyway?
Damn perverts...lol
yea right and they send you to hospital after the movie is done to pump up some power in you
I make XXX rated movies :(
what is C rated movies?
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and you were inside him
so not only one head burnt but both heads of his were burnt.
did you do anything then?
dats possbl in ur imagination....else..
if u direct C rated MOvie 1 day...by god's grace
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wait a minute, was he really your painter?
yes brit, what to do :(
rusti why was he painting naked??
Oh no, don't tell :(
heyy...
he was naked lol...else sumthing else'd have burnt...
Brit, is that rhyming slang for ..... ?
Still using the Dettol Wet Wipes ?
nothing special just scratched my llools near my co-worker
No tinker, my allergy to water means I don't go anywhere near a shower :(
I not laugh *face palm*
I must admit, there have been times when I too have wanted to "scratch my loo walls" :O(
English in the main forum PLEASE.
tan tan tara.com
clever
she didnt tell us that she woke up and she was in nighty and she took him to shower where there was no one around and she got him undershower and alot +18
better censor here.
decipherslang.com..
totallyfcukedup.co.uk
He turned on the hot water while standing under the shower.
Hmmmmmm Interesting....
is it not plain to see in the post what really happened?
So, I'm assuming that he was naked under the shower. Or was he wearing speedos..
I have a smile on my face today, but not because of this.. :P
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Read this post... my stupidity of the day...:)
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under my desk
is that funny ?
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