Will bring smile on.. today

rusti oberoi
By rusti oberoi

U''ll laugh to read dis..

1 funny incident hppns 2day in D Mrng...our bunglow is going through
Renovation so the painter Guy in D Morning, he came to my room..
he wanted to scratch my loo walls.. asked me abt.. Taps in der..
I was into dreams I said all opposites & he land up
burning his both hands & head coz....
he was under shower..

Poor Fellow today he manage to got off..
somehow I manage..
... wat stupidity u did recently let me know Ya all...

By rusti oberoi• 2 Jan 2011 15:36
rusti oberoi

sean & tinker..lyk dumb & dumberer pair..

got nothing to do except moving ur tail around him...

put ur head off from sean's junkyard..

Happy New Year.... on gud note..

By rusti oberoi• 2 Jan 2011 15:33
rusti oberoi

U aplocalypse... Y r u so concerned anyways abt. my man.... seems dat ur mother dropped u on ur head..

so much fuss in ur head...

By anonymous• 28 Dec 2010 17:46
anonymous

and ur man is the plumber, the painter, the car wash attendant...

By rusti oberoi• 28 Dec 2010 13:21
rusti oberoi

even a Dead KITTY is not Desperate for Sean..

I'll plz only my man in my life..2day isn't ur day.

Tomorrow Doesnt look good Either..Phew....

By anonymous• 26 Dec 2010 21:23
anonymous

are you that desperate?

By rusti oberoi• 26 Dec 2010 21:17
rusti oberoi

psycho Sean C U've proved it to even ur friends & Every1 Dat U r REtarded coz its been long dat I wrote dat article bt it seems dat U r in love wid me,,dats Y keep on replying abt. Dat crap which is D growth of ur nasty mind...Ghetto move..Hmmmm????wat Say..

By anonymous• 26 Dec 2010 16:17
anonymous

everyone thinks you are dumber than a doorknob. Yet you poste your inane mindless crap, that makes sense only to you. As for the smile, we were all laughing at how dumb and retarded you are and are yet able to survive. Did you stop breathing and let your brain starve to death?

By rusti oberoi• 26 Dec 2010 13:02
rusti oberoi

Hahahaha...atleast Every1 got something to do {smile}..

but To my amaze U got nothing Except searching for Scraps On PC,,Reply Ppl wid ur unconscious mind,,dats Y everyone thinks dat Sean C is insane Psycho... Everyone Lol...... Take Care......

By anonymous• 22 Dec 2010 10:42
anonymous

rusti you retard... everyone here is laughing at you and your infinite stupidity! Everyone...

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 22:23
rusti oberoi

luk..who's talking biggest evil on Ql....er..

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 20:20
anonymous

rusty.... erm did you land on your head when you got off your bed this morning and bounced a few times before getting back to bed?

Lol, and the rest of you QL'ers... come on... quit toying with the challenged you evil evil folk. Shame on you all!

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 17:50
rusti oberoi

m already feelin.. lucky

coz blond lyk you is at my service for fund raisin..

how abt dat??

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 17:31
nomerci

rusty, wrong. You might get lucky and the charity people might have mercy on you ,or on us, as the Ramda lot might keep you busy for a while...IF you can pry yourself loose from your burnt painter , that is.. I don't do mercy.

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:57
anonymous

What's all this, people here seem soaking wet with.....paint from the painter....

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:52
anonymous

This one :)

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:50
rusti oberoi

Sean do ya know mercy gonna do the fund collection job

for me.. so I'll share it ..wat say.. no

mirror required & u can entertain me too by not doing

anything & staying idle ..

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 16:44
nomerci

sure.:) It makes you happy, good :)

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:43
anonymous

Kim, the local hardware shop is fresh out of mirrors! Seems like a certain brown haired person keeps buying them in bulk as she claims they keep cracking every time she looks at it. While the boys at the hardware store claimed it had everything to do with her looks, I just feel they do not make mirrors like they used to.

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:40
rusti oberoi

hey nomerci your name shows it..

m a gal & for u I dont need to collect any find ..

coz any roadside Doc can treat ur empty brain..

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:37
anonymous

:) Coincidentally I'm also wearing a T Shirt that reads 'Reality Check'

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:37
anonymous

am i getting numb?

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:34
rusti oberoi

Did ya check mirror today..

coz u gotta face u can smile upon everytym..

u dont require me,, Da....

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 16:34
nomerci

lol tinker, I actually thinks it's funny...now, back to the rusty nail here....what is he on about anyway????

I think he needs some pressure released...brit, introduce him to the Ramada parking lot...IF he can afford it.Otherwise our friends from QLsocial help thingy might be able to start a collection...;)

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 16:29
nomerci

it does tinker, it does.

I dread the "man flu".....and isn't it funny, as soon as we have something...they just have to get it too...and even if they don't have it at all, it is much worse than what we had....;)

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:28
anonymous

ok rusti, ill make this real easy on you.... please tell us which parts of you OP were we supposed to smile at!

By britexpat• 21 Dec 2010 16:26
britexpat

Go outside. make snow angels. You may enjoy a nip in the air.. :O)

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:25
rusti oberoi

snessy is doha tooo HooTTT..

Dat ppl dont wear clothes der???

lyk dey they talk abt.everytime

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:25
rusti oberoi

snessy is doha tooo HooTTT..

Dat ppl dont wear clothes der???

lyk dey they talk abt.everytime

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 16:23
nomerci

geez whyte, where are you? Northern europe???

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 16:22
nomerci

tink, he ain't so little anymore,,but he is male...so he is "very " sick ;) Naa, he is doing much better already! :) thanks for asking .

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:22
anonymous

Snessy it's 5 degrees here, haven't seen the sun for the last 4 days.. That may have something to do with the fact that I am sleeping at 4 AM everyday so the sun sets before I wake up :(

Damn Doha weather isn't so bad after all :P

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 16:21
anonymous

do u know TheLucyShow ?

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 16:16
nomerci

The painter that had his hands burned...read the thread starter ;)

No hangover...just awake and running since 5.15 in the morning...sick child.:(

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:16
rusti oberoi

hey..is dat A code of responding to an intelligent

situation lyk hot shower..hmmm

By snessy• 21 Dec 2010 16:15
snessy

It's -3 degrees outside Tinkerbell, I'm not too keen on freezing my bits off, I save my nakedness for Doha, way more fun when it's forbidden :-P

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:13
rusti oberoi

seems u missed it when we're tearing apart..Da

By nomerci• 21 Dec 2010 16:12
nomerci

I suppose "scratching the wall" is code for something else....why do people have to make things so difficult? Just say it as it is.....naked painter under hot shower and the rest is history ;)

By snessy• 21 Dec 2010 16:08
snessy

What a randy bunch you are today!

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:03
rusti oberoi

hoping u're not naked while falling...

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 16:01
rusti oberoi

bolnde gals R so mean....

dark brown here...

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 15:41
anonymous

are you blonde rusti?

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 14:27
rusti oberoi

just wishing ticket price is not more then movie casting & budget lol...

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 14:24
somwerNdmiddle

unfair! :P

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 14:23
DaRuDe

to ask you are already gone and stuck in the middle for ages.

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 14:21
somwerNdmiddle

how much?

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 14:20
DaRuDe

is for special members with high price.

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 14:19
rusti oberoi

guys y r u getting into it...

but i'll watch dis movie once made..Da

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 14:19
anonymous

erm... Are you hot?

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 14:15
somwerNdmiddle

a bat with humps? LOL!

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 14:14
DaRuDe

good to rest your hips on :P

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 14:11
somwerNdmiddle

dracula has humps?

By nightwalker77• 21 Dec 2010 14:10
nightwalker77

which humps Da, front or back??

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 14:09
DaRuDe

am thinking of kidnapping Dracula Goatie

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 14:08
somwerNdmiddle

hahahaha!

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 14:06
DaRuDe

guys you never get good penetration

:P

By mjamille28• 21 Dec 2010 14:06
mjamille28

lol that looks like Drac's FB pic,.. :P

By britexpat• 21 Dec 2010 14:05
britexpat

the hump(s) are at the front :O)

By nightwalker77• 21 Dec 2010 14:04
nightwalker77

or if hump is little lower than normal riiiiiight?

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 14:04
somwerNdmiddle

LMAO darude, is that based from experience? :D

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 14:01
DaRuDe

is better without humps you get a good grip of it :D

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:59
rusti oberoi

hey guys ya all r so funny den xpected..

thanks 4 such gr8 wild thoughts..

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:58
Colt45

That looks appealing :-P

By nightwalker77• 21 Dec 2010 13:58
nightwalker77

Britexpat, where's the hump??

By britexpat• 21 Dec 2010 13:56
britexpat

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:53
Colt45

that would be a first for me.... camel porn!!! :-P

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:51
somwerNdmiddle

ewwwwww camel movies :(

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:50
DaRuDe

movies are nice

and pure natural

they dont use any thing or any toys.

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 13:48
anonymous

camel movies???

Bestiality!!!!!

Oh no :(

By nightwalker77• 21 Dec 2010 13:44
nightwalker77

c= camel movies?

oh you are all pervs!

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 13:41
anonymous

he he he he hheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:40
rusti oberoi

hey.. I never get upset m replying to

Insane Psychos who need my attention,...

M enjoying it..

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:37
somwerNdmiddle

stupid is stupid does

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:37
rusti oberoi

C rated movies lemme explain u fellows..

dos Movies which R not seen by any body except

dos who work under it..basically rejected by all

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:36
Colt45

how does smelly smell?

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:35
DaRuDe

mean you forced the poor guy under shower and turn the tap on him

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:35
Colt45

Coke (like the gujjus say it) :-P ROFL!!!

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 13:35
anonymous

C= Cheap movies or Colt movies.. it's one and the same.. Lol..

rusti you asked for stupidity stories, we gave you a stupid thread.. Why are you upset then :-/

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:33
rusti oberoi

only smelly can think & say such..

I wish qatar could hev been lyk india so dat atleast

ppl can take shower daily doesnt smell smelly...

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:33
DaRuDe

i guess just like colt all curved up

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:31
somwerNdmiddle

okay Colt a.k.a. Peter North, what does C stand for? :D

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:30
Colt45

Colt movies ;-)

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:29
DaRuDe

yes right innocent as your ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

By betty boop• 21 Dec 2010 13:29
betty boop

duhhh-rude!

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:29
Colt45

don't be a perv, these are all simple innocent girls ok :-P

By Arien• 21 Dec 2010 13:28
Arien

wtf.com

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:28
DaRuDe

explain what the f*************k is C movies

i cant find anything in dictionary also

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:27
somwerNdmiddle

so what does C mean?

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:26
DaRuDe

why bored go whack colt all day and night and enjoy

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:25
rusti oberoi

sumbodys was asking wats C rated muvie..

U'll soon see it wid Colt & DaRuDe doing der

Debut in it..

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 13:25
anonymous

Shower and me????

NO NEVER.. I put smelly in the smelly Indians :-P

By betty boop• 21 Dec 2010 13:24
betty boop

colty,bored.nothing much to do in qatar.=(

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:23
DaRuDe

also wants to go and have a hot hot shower

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:23
Colt45

Why me? :-(

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:23
somwerNdmiddle

lol darude, okay my lips are sealed :|

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:22
Colt45

I know you've PM'd her already asking her out :-P

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:22
rusti oberoi

ya guysss plz dont interrupt DaRuDe..

let him lead QL.. Go ahead sir..

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:21
somwerNdmiddle

getting there Colt :P

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:21
DaRuDe

my video then for that you will have to come to me to take it.

colt are you free come lets make a nice video for her PURE GAYISM :D

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 13:21
anonymous

OMG Colt can you be anymore cheesy :(

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:20
Colt45

All good, how's it hangin for y'all?

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:20
Colt45

you have the ability to turn things hot online only, what about in reality? And I'm not talking hot showers here ;-)

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:20
rusti oberoi

no lol i dont need any video shop..

can watch ur video at mt laptop...

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:19
DaRuDe

dont ruin the fun

let her go and ask

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:18
somwerNdmiddle

lol darude it's not available on video shops :P

By meg123• 21 Dec 2010 13:17
meg123

pls wait let me laugh hahahahah

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:16
DaRuDe

go to any video shop and ask for that they will give you for free i guess

By betty boop• 21 Dec 2010 13:15
betty boop

da-rude.. hmm..behave.=)

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:14
rusti oberoi

m scared is dat a horor movie.. or Vampire..

or just an empty dark room like ur brain...I think we all must help u wid a Psychologist...Wat Say??

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:13
DaRuDe

his other part is up for your wazzup question.

By betty boop• 21 Dec 2010 13:12
betty boop

rusti,golly..off your capslock pls.

oh hi colty,wazzup?

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:12
DaRuDe

do you turn them hot mind tellin us in detail

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 13:12
anonymous

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:12
somwerNdmiddle

rusti, are you fascinated with so much ALL CAPS? and do you have some naughtyamerica?

howdy Colt!

By Formatted Soul• 21 Dec 2010 13:11
Formatted Soul

Brit..you are their president...lol

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:11
DaRuDe

if she knows what naughtyamerica is you need to send her a clip from that so she knows it.

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:11
rusti oberoi

Atleast I've D ability 2 turn things hot..

Who else among u....M afraid

By Colt45• 21 Dec 2010 13:10
Colt45

have you been watching too much of naughtyamerica.com? :-P

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:08
rusti oberoi

I GUESS NO BODY UNDERSTAND ENGLISH LANGUAGE HERE..

If U all r so gud in making funyy stories

Y dint post 1 den... Rusted Brains

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:05
DaRuDe

now she is welCUMing every one

this topic is turning hot.

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:05
somwerNdmiddle

lol HGL! speed bumps hahahaha

By britexpat• 21 Dec 2010 13:04
britexpat

Something needs to be done about these pervs on QL.. They drag the thread down :O(

Rusti: Don't listen to them. Please can you give me a map to Old Mama's Den ...

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 13:03
anonymous

No FS I am a decent boy :(

Maid who??

By happygolucky• 21 Dec 2010 13:03
happygolucky

rusti...ur posts r lke speed brakrs... need time to unstnd...

By betty boop• 21 Dec 2010 13:03
betty boop

ROFLMAO da..

for real WK?

FS,is WK capable of doing that thinggy?lol *peace WK*

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 13:01
rusti oberoi

Guesss...

U're my maid earlier dat's Y, knew whole story

widout tellin it.. Welcum back to Old mama Den..

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 13:01
somwerNdmiddle

he was inside him? wait i'm getting confused is the OP male? and what is a C rated movie anyway?

By Formatted Soul• 21 Dec 2010 13:01
Formatted Soul

Damn perverts...lol

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 13:00
DaRuDe

yea right and they send you to hospital after the movie is done to pump up some power in you

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 12:59
anonymous

I make XXX rated movies :(

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 12:59
DaRuDe

what is C rated movies?

By mjamille28• 21 Dec 2010 12:58
mjamille28

tryspellchecker.com

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 12:58
DaRuDe

and you were inside him

so not only one head burnt but both heads of his were burnt.

did you do anything then?

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 12:58
rusti oberoi

dats possbl in ur imagination....else..

if u direct C rated MOvie 1 day...by god's grace

By mjamille28• 21 Dec 2010 12:58
mjamille28

nakedpainter.com

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 12:57
somwerNdmiddle

wait a minute, was he really your painter?

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 12:56
anonymous

yes brit, what to do :(

rusti why was he painting naked??

Oh no, don't tell :(

By rusti oberoi• 21 Dec 2010 12:55
rusti oberoi

heyy...

he was naked lol...else sumthing else'd have burnt...

By baldrick2dogs• 21 Dec 2010 12:49
baldrick2dogs

Brit, is that rhyming slang for ..... ?

By britexpat• 21 Dec 2010 12:49
britexpat

Still using the Dettol Wet Wipes ?

By asif_khan• 21 Dec 2010 12:43
asif_khan

nothing special just scratched my llools near my co-worker

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 12:43
anonymous

No tinker, my allergy to water means I don't go anywhere near a shower :(

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Dec 2010 12:42
somwerNdmiddle

I not laugh *face palm*

By britexpat• 21 Dec 2010 12:41
britexpat

I must admit, there have been times when I too have wanted to "scratch my loo walls" :O(

By t_coffee_or_me• 21 Dec 2010 12:39
t_coffee_or_me

English in the main forum PLEASE.

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 12:38
anonymous

tan tan tara.com

By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 12:36
DaRuDe

clever

she didnt tell us that she woke up and she was in nighty and she took him to shower where there was no one around and she got him undershower and alot +18

better censor here.

By happygolucky• 21 Dec 2010 12:35
happygolucky

decipherslang.com..

By baldrick2dogs• 21 Dec 2010 12:27
baldrick2dogs

totallyfcukedup.co.uk

By anonymous• 21 Dec 2010 12:24
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

He turned on the hot water while standing under the shower.

Hmmmmmm Interesting....

By LostInSpace• 21 Dec 2010 12:24
LostInSpace

is it not plain to see in the post what really happened?

By britexpat• 21 Dec 2010 12:23
britexpat

So, I'm assuming that he was naked under the shower. Or was he wearing speedos..

By mjamille28• 21 Dec 2010 12:23
mjamille28

I have a smile on my face today, but not because of this.. :P

By Formatted Soul• 21 Dec 2010 12:23
Formatted Soul

tears.com

By happygolucky• 21 Dec 2010 12:20
happygolucky

Read this post... my stupidity of the day...:)

By s_isale• 21 Dec 2010 12:20
s_isale
By DaRuDe• 21 Dec 2010 12:19
DaRuDe

under my desk

is that funny ?

By mjamille28• 21 Dec 2010 12:16
mjamille28

confused.com

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