A woman is having an affair
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$1,000."
A few weeks later it happened again ,
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says :"$5,000."
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $ 6,000."
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your "SINS."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE !
Falsehood has no feet .......... just can't stand in front of truth ...............
Let Rizks reply for himself.
GM to you as well MM
Mufti. It's confirmed.
Yes, That's true, one can cover her / his eyes with the pillow but nobody can cover a sun even with a bed sheet .............. !
Rizks, is the allegation made by MM true.
Mufti, Do not slip down, Rizk like people are pulling your legs, wake up please ......... stick to your thinking , be yourself ....... donot allow these people to alter your thinking ...........
well two comments above my post and if possible the thread itself.
Mufti you mean the comment posted above your comment doesn't make any sense or the post itself ? :)
This post should be removed. Doesn't make any sense.
An idle mind can only manufacture unfounded stories to feed the empty souls ................ .........
Un imaginable stories ...................... impossible .............. not from this world at all .........................
Mods: Please remove this post, It reminds me of my friend Rizks..
We were at the Irish Harp talking and Sulieman said:
"I think that my GF is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
The bar tender said, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Rizks looked sad and said: "I think my beloved is having an affair with a horse."
We all looked at him with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed. :O("
Too bad idea.