! Women Are Impossible To Please ! WAITP™ ®
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Drac! sooooooo old but it's still nice stuff!
now let me be volonteer at sixth floor
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WAITP™..the prove:Jaryz!
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5th floor??why you did not inform me ....yani.....
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I've seen him at 5th floor!
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6 Floor, sun!
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Come on.....Women are difficult to please, especially if you are a dracula......don't complaint
yanii..what should i do..yanii!
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Drac: Dont tell me u break fast with blood. :D
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
1st day of Ramadan i slept @ 7pm!!!!!What to do with us women yane.... we really are as pickled minded as the pickles ..lloooolllzzz... GUDNESS and its 4 am in the morning!!!
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After IFTAR, noms :)
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The reputation of garlic as a vampire repellent goes back long before Stoker's relatively recent gothic creation.
Why should this be?
It's true that garlic has long been associated with health and life in general, however why should it ward off vampires specifically rather than all undead monsters?
There are many competing theories as to the origin of the vampire story.
Many have to do with disease.
A recent theory tries to associate vampirism with rabies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies
This works well in general however it fails to explain convincingly the position of garlic in vampire lore. Instead it relies on the idea of rabies sufferers becoming fixated on its smell - an idea that could just as likely apply to the smell of coffee, not a known anti-vampire tool!
Another theory is that vampirism can be seen as symbolic of mosquito bites - and garlic is known in folklore as a natural mosquito repellent.
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http://www.garlic-central.com/vampires.html
haha, might be posted few times before but it was nice to recall.
btw Drac, u shud be in the basement..iam sure u only come out whn the store is closed @ mid night ;) innit?!
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
no salma he cant answer now .. he is n ma bedroom and drinkin ma bloody blood :P lol
Im really waiting for Drac to answer:P
Salma only drac can answer u .
Btw wats the hidden story of this GARLIC:P
accept any hijack but garlic! :P
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Now Stop giving Excuses Drac:p
BTW the best part is the GARLIC...Lolxxxx
that made me laugh too salma... drac never cease to amuse me heheh :)
it's Mrs.Dracula!She will eat me! :)
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Hahahaha....Now dat made me laugh:P
Wacky i thought u were frm Philippines:S
hahahhahaha! and who said i'm african? :) i didn't know that draculas are picky
nehhh...i don't wanna be African menu!
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wicked drac... bite me :)
if you are Bella Swan , i'll be Edward Cullen
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i was thinking of a bite on the neck too gica... only and if only he is edward cullen heheheh. but you know drac. he will never transform. that would be wishful thinking lol :)
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waky_babe, when I told him to make me immortal I was thinking to a bite in the neck...But I like your wacky idea! :)
drac i wish you were edward cullen then i would want to be immortal too like Gica lol :)
Brit, I'm pleasing the girls with my highly evolved ...brain and my muscle body! Not with a car, even a Dacia (the best car in the world!)...But without a remote and gin tonic...I'm doomed! Drac, make me immortal! :P
He is in the Basement ..These men are fat with no money!!!
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Sorry... You can have my connections, but with a Dacia, you'll never please them :O(
You got:
- a TV remote control without batteries;
- a gin tonic without ice,lemon and Kinley;
- Brit's connections at Ramada without Pink Kia!
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Gimme a TV remote control and a gin tonic...It's all I ask...and Brit connections at Ramada...
Basement - These men have no jobs and don't love the Lord.
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lol drac... so u mean to say you are easy to please? :)
have you been there HeeroTheZero?
seems,,, you know the area!
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Drac my gate is closed allready
...and you don't love the Loyd? LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
With your Pink Kia...you can please only chinese dolls..lol
Drac is on Roof Top along with all other QL men...:)
thanks mahaboob! Take a biscuit!
FS, WACKY-BABY...SEEEEEE????
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men are EASY to please! :)
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The mORe u Do, tHe MorE u cAn Do
you dont know my place?
THE BASEMENT!
UNDERGROUND!
Geez...those old ppl with their amnesia...:P
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Don't you know, Vimmin are impossible to please :O(
brit...buy her a BMW or a porsche and she will be truly pleased :)
Tell me about it .. I pay her and still can't please her :O(
So which floor do you belong to Drac?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Floor 6,wacky_baby !
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this is old stuff drac... and yeah, we women are very hard to please lol :)
Your post exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Drac...this is very old... posted many times before!