The World’s Funniest Real Ads
Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
- Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
- FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
- Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
- Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
- Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
- Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
- Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
- Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
- Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
- Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
- Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
- Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
enjoy it .. try to find some funny adds here in QL to Share .
ooooops, link didn't work :(
here are some funny ones: http://izismile.com/2010/04/01/funny_advertising_prints_part_2_30_pics.html
hehe nice ones chocoholic ..
hehehe by the way i m also chocoholic :D
-Dinner Special --
Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
-Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
-Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.