You know you're 60 when...
Uncle Herbie, this one's for you... lighten up!!! ;-))
* There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.
* Things that you buy now won't wear out.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
* You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
* You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.
* You can sing along with elevator music.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.
* Your eyes won't get too much worse.
* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
* People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you????"
* You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.
* You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.
* In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.
* No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
deepb, you liar :-(
I said have a nice weekend ;)
Your profession shows Management. Doubt it very much. If it's true, then surely you must be a Waste Management Consultant since you said ga**nd ke niche.......
Shows your true identity at last.
Where are you Manager WC (Waste Consultant)
Oh yes, that's for you Pathans. Pathani rule. No brain, no second thought, just kill. Blood suckers.
No idea drmana.. They were talking martian.. :))
OMG...Is this the same thread that says about the people above the age of 60?? No, i don't think so.. It has turned into nasty...
Visper, any idea what deepb and pajju said about myself?
Of coarse what they have translated is totally not even close to what they are talking in vernacular..
Mga walay boot..
Translate: talking to myself.. :P
tum harami log mere forum ko barbaad kar diye, main tumhe nahi chodunga, sab ke g**nd ke niche rassi wala bum lagaoonga... MIND IT!!!
narial pani wallas!!! :-)))
Translation: Guys have a GREAT weekend. Stay safe and party hard. Don't drink and drive!!! :-D
:-s deepb and pajju, thats not done, I can't even google that language. Are you telling bad things about me?
drman, i just said that.. :-/
deep sheriya drmana sherikkum pennu thanne aano aavo ?
Translation : yes she is very naughty :P
Abhe me tujhe kis angle se chota dikhta hoon? tu us wk ko pakad, wo size me kuch chota hain. Mujhe baksh do mere baap.
Inje kuruch drmana en veruthe perudathu pettikam. Ith mansalivilya. Ha Ha
Translation - Leaving office now. Have a nice weekend drmana and pajju.
hahaha.....I am loving it!
deep wo budda he and dekhnoka acha nahiye tum chota hena
Translation : reached home or still n office ?
lol drmana kya karega yaar ye dono paagal mere peeche he
Translation : have a nice weekend enjoy
drmana what you mean by that? Now don't make me pull your chicken legs again. Then you will say I offended you :P
Abhe saale tu mere hi peeche kyun pada hain? Rizks ke peeche jaa kuch dher.
Translation - Rizks is lying.
Lol...breaking forum rules without actually breaking it , you guys are genius...carry on...I am enjoying both translated and original version of the story :-D
deep raath ko mere garme aao mein akelihun fun karega
Translation : Rizks allready engaged :P
Mere ghar me main hu, koyi to hain.
Translation - I had aloo paratha for lunch.
ailaa sachhi ?
English: A**Hole ! LOOOOL
Rizks
aaj raath deep ko gar jaayega koyi nahi he udhar
English : what s the special for lunch ?
ok deepb !
"LmaO Pajju saala malabari nariyal paani vala"
English- Pajju i finished my Lunch....:)
Rizks please stick to English or translate in English to avoid breaking forum rules! Thank you for your cooperation :)
LmaO Pajju saala malabari nariyal paani vala....:)
Atleast for sake of his age respect him not for the comments he posts. Men after 55 reach male menopause, the signs are irritation,anger,and they think whole world is against them, dont irritate him further, Rizks, Pajju, and Colt. Remember, if all of us have long life, we will reach age 60 and beyond.Thank god we are not in Frontier or Afghanisthan as Khattak says deserve to be shot or ask US to use drones and younsters get paid for it.
dono kaa G..d nikalega mein :P
Translation- Rizks deep u guys had lunch ?
deepb, if Colt sees all this then he will surely give you and Pajju a GPL...:)
Abbe mere aankhon ke peeche kyun pada hain tu? Tu pehle apna khoya hua aankh doond nikhal.
Translation- Rizks your eyeball is missing.
deepb, chupp be nahi to tere eye balls nikaal ke goti khelunga.....:)
deepb nee valla chirattayum vechu kalikku :P
Translation - Goti means balls :)
Goti khelega? Abe apna ghotiyon ke saat khelna seek pehle phir hume sikhwana.
Translation - Goti means balls :)
lol Pajju...
Wrong mone, Goti means Balls....:)
Tantarantantan.. Love ko to.. :)
(I'm loving this)..
oh yes Rizks Goti mean who are not matured in hyderabad :P
Pajju, Ghutti bole to Goti....:)
now dont ask me wats Goti....
and wat is Ghutti ?
Ghattis are people in Mumbai who are not matured, no manners, etc.........
abey langde budde, aagaya tu ? :)
Were hav u been Uncle, ohh might be busy in the kitchen preparing lunch for Aunty...:)
Dont u know u need bed rest instead of jumping around ?
Satya gaya hai kia be ? :)
What is a ghatti??? Now don't say it's me :-))
Sure u r from one of the chawls in Mumbai.
born on Amavas night !!!
lol... good one! colt
Wait for Herbert to puke his anger on you Colt. BTW nice post. Leave him guys, looks so ill tempered.
Rizks take care, budda satya gaya... LMAO!!!
hahaha aagaya budda saala :P
colt budda mere peeche he
trans. he wont come here :P
Hi there,
All the 3 of u belong to the same category. Shows your true identity, etc. As for you Rizks, the picture you chose for QL shows what you look like (foxy), and what you are made of (Sh*t). Believe me, you stink. Brush your teeth well, have a tongue scraper to remove that sticky stuff on your tongue, and go for a good mouth wash, dont buy expiry stuff which they put up on sale, buy one take one free. Ha ha ha.
Dont worry Colt...you are way too young for that :P
Thank God we don't have that saying in India ;-)))
He is not coming...
We have a saying in Pashto..."Che shpeto shay no wishto shay"
That means, once you turn 60, you deserve to get shot :P
I remember seeing some old women stalking me... Must have been drmana and old women gang...
yes drmana they will be here soon :)
he he he, I meant those who won't notice that this is in "funnies" and will start all the preaching.
Just wait.....they will be here soon.
LMAO Colt, good stuff !!
now were is tat one legged budda khunsat ? :(
she maybe 60, but she's feisty... ;-))
Colt, you know who :-P
deepb, not yet....many ladies here can testify that :-D
umm you mean the folks who have reached 60? :-P
to drmana. Don't you know she's above 60 ? :P
to whom? ;-P
lmfao, awesome work colt!
Hahahah Colt Good one for Dear uncle ;)
That's offensive ....... lol
Waiting for herbie's reply.. :))
he's probably trying to get back at me ;-P
now were is that budda ?
hahha lol colt good job!!
LOL Colt! :P
lol .. hats off to u :P