You know you're 60 when...

Colt45
By Colt45

Uncle Herbie, this one's for you... lighten up!!! ;-))

* There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.

* Things that you buy now won't wear out.

* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

* You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.

* Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.

* You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.

* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.

* You can sing along with elevator music.

* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.

* Your eyes won't get too much worse.

* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

* People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you????"

* You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.

* You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.

* In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.

* No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 17:54
drmana

deepb, you liar :-(

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 17:46
deepb

I said have a nice weekend ;)

By anonymous• 22 Jul 2010 17:32
anonymous

Your profession shows Management. Doubt it very much. If it's true, then surely you must be a Waste Management Consultant since you said ga**nd ke niche.......

Shows your true identity at last.

Where are you Manager WC (Waste Consultant)

By anonymous• 22 Jul 2010 17:09
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Oh yes, that's for you Pathans. Pathani rule. No brain, no second thought, just kill. Blood suckers.

By Visper• 22 Jul 2010 16:14
Visper

No idea drmana.. They were talking martian.. :))

By soniya• 22 Jul 2010 16:06
soniya

OMG...Is this the same thread that says about the people above the age of 60?? No, i don't think so.. It has turned into nasty...

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 15:54
drmana

Visper, any idea what deepb and pajju said about myself?

By Visper• 22 Jul 2010 15:36
Visper

Of coarse what they have translated is totally not even close to what they are talking in vernacular..

Mga walay boot..

Translate: talking to myself.. :P

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 15:04
Colt45

tum harami log mere forum ko barbaad kar diye, main tumhe nahi chodunga, sab ke g**nd ke niche rassi wala bum lagaoonga... MIND IT!!!

narial pani wallas!!! :-)))

Translation: Guys have a GREAT weekend. Stay safe and party hard. Don't drink and drive!!! :-D

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 14:53
drmana

:-s deepb and pajju, thats not done, I can't even google that language. Are you telling bad things about me?

By Visper• 22 Jul 2010 14:41
Visper

drman, i just said that.. :-/

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 14:40
Pajju

deep sheriya drmana sherikkum pennu thanne aano aavo ?

Translation : yes she is very naughty :P

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 14:37
deepb

Abhe me tujhe kis angle se chota dikhta hoon? tu us wk ko pakad, wo size me kuch chota hain. Mujhe baksh do mere baap.

Inje kuruch drmana en veruthe perudathu pettikam. Ith mansalivilya. Ha Ha

Translation - Leaving office now. Have a nice weekend drmana and pajju.

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 14:30
drmana

hahaha.....I am loving it!

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 14:30
Pajju

deep wo budda he and dekhnoka acha nahiye tum chota hena

Translation : reached home or still n office ?

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 14:27
Pajju

lol drmana kya karega yaar ye dono paagal mere peeche he

Translation : have a nice weekend enjoy

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 14:27
deepb

drmana what you mean by that? Now don't make me pull your chicken legs again. Then you will say I offended you :P

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 14:26
deepb

Abhe saale tu mere hi peeche kyun pada hain? Rizks ke peeche jaa kuch dher.

Translation - Rizks is lying.

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 14:25
drmana

Lol...breaking forum rules without actually breaking it , you guys are genius...carry on...I am enjoying both translated and original version of the story :-D

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 14:22
Pajju

deep raath ko mere garme aao mein akelihun fun karega

Translation : Rizks allready engaged :P

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 14:20
deepb

Mere ghar me main hu, koyi to hain.

Translation - I had aloo paratha for lunch.

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 14:04
Rizks

ailaa sachhi ?

English: A**Hole ! LOOOOL

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 14:02
Pajju

Rizks

aaj raath deep ko gar jaayega koyi nahi he udhar

English : what s the special for lunch ?

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 13:58
Rizks

ok deepb !

"LmaO Pajju saala malabari nariyal paani vala"

English- Pajju i finished my Lunch....:)

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 13:55
deepb

Rizks please stick to English or translate in English to avoid breaking forum rules! Thank you for your cooperation :)

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 13:49
Rizks

LmaO Pajju saala malabari nariyal paani vala....:)

By moonblues67• 22 Jul 2010 13:46
Rating: 4/5
moonblues67

Atleast for sake of his age respect him not for the comments he posts. Men after 55 reach male menopause, the signs are irritation,anger,and they think whole world is against them, dont irritate him further, Rizks, Pajju, and Colt. Remember, if all of us have long life, we will reach age 60 and beyond.Thank god we are not in Frontier or Afghanisthan as Khattak says deserve to be shot or ask US to use drones and younsters get paid for it.

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 13:46
Pajju

dono kaa G..d nikalega mein :P

Translation- Rizks deep u guys had lunch ?

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 13:40
Rizks

deepb, if Colt sees all this then he will surely give you and Pajju a GPL...:)

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 13:38
deepb

Abbe mere aankhon ke peeche kyun pada hain tu? Tu pehle apna khoya hua aankh doond nikhal.

Translation- Rizks your eyeball is missing.

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 13:34
Rizks

deepb, chupp be nahi to tere eye balls nikaal ke goti khelunga.....:)

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 13:34
Pajju

deepb nee valla chirattayum vechu kalikku :P

Translation - Goti means balls :)

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 13:33
deepb

Goti khelega? Abe apna ghotiyon ke saat khelna seek pehle phir hume sikhwana.

Translation - Goti means balls :)

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 13:26
Rizks

lol Pajju...

Wrong mone, Goti means Balls....:)

By Visper• 22 Jul 2010 13:25
Visper

Tantarantantan.. Love ko to.. :)

(I'm loving this)..

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 13:24
Rating: 2/5
Pajju

oh yes Rizks Goti mean who are not matured in hyderabad :P

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 13:21
Rizks

Pajju, Ghutti bole to Goti....:)

now dont ask me wats Goti....

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 13:20
Pajju

and wat is Ghutti ?

By anonymous• 22 Jul 2010 13:19
anonymous

Ghattis are people in Mumbai who are not matured, no manners, etc.........

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 13:18
Rizks

abey langde budde, aagaya tu ? :)

Were hav u been Uncle, ohh might be busy in the kitchen preparing lunch for Aunty...:)

Dont u know u need bed rest instead of jumping around ?

Satya gaya hai kia be ? :)

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 13:11
Colt45

What is a ghatti??? Now don't say it's me :-))

By anonymous• 22 Jul 2010 13:10
anonymous

Sure u r from one of the chawls in Mumbai.

By nite_rider• 22 Jul 2010 12:45
nite_rider

born on Amavas night !!!

By Jfast_Jfurious• 22 Jul 2010 12:39
Rating: 4/5
Jfast_Jfurious

lol... good one! colt

By cherukkan• 22 Jul 2010 12:33
cherukkan

Wait for Herbert to puke his anger on you Colt. BTW nice post. Leave him guys, looks so ill tempered.

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 12:31
Colt45

Rizks take care, budda satya gaya... LMAO!!!

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 12:30
Pajju

hahaha aagaya budda saala :P

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 12:28
Pajju

colt budda mere peeche he

trans. he wont come here :P

By anonymous• 22 Jul 2010 12:27
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

Hi there,

All the 3 of u belong to the same category. Shows your true identity, etc. As for you Rizks, the picture you chose for QL shows what you look like (foxy), and what you are made of (Sh*t). Believe me, you stink. Brush your teeth well, have a tongue scraper to remove that sticky stuff on your tongue, and go for a good mouth wash, dont buy expiry stuff which they put up on sale, buy one take one free. Ha ha ha.

By KHATTAK• 22 Jul 2010 12:25
KHATTAK

Dont worry Colt...you are way too young for that :P

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 12:25
Colt45

Thank God we don't have that saying in India ;-)))

By Visper• 22 Jul 2010 12:24
Visper

He is not coming...

By KHATTAK• 22 Jul 2010 12:23
Rating: 2/5
KHATTAK

We have a saying in Pashto..."Che shpeto shay no wishto shay"

That means, once you turn 60, you deserve to get shot :P

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 12:20
deepb

I remember seeing some old women stalking me... Must have been drmana and old women gang...

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 12:18
Pajju

yes drmana they will be here soon :)

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 12:16
drmana

he he he, I meant those who won't notice that this is in "funnies" and will start all the preaching.

Just wait.....they will be here soon.

By Rizks• 22 Jul 2010 12:15
Rizks

LMAO Colt, good stuff !!

now were is tat one legged budda khunsat ? :(

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 12:14
Colt45

she maybe 60, but she's feisty... ;-))

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 12:12
drmana

Colt, you know who :-P

deepb, not yet....many ladies here can testify that :-D

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 12:12
Colt45

umm you mean the folks who have reached 60? :-P

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 12:11
deepb

to drmana. Don't you know she's above 60 ? :P

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 12:09
Colt45

to whom? ;-P

By deepb• 22 Jul 2010 12:09
deepb

lmfao, awesome work colt!

By sonaam• 22 Jul 2010 12:09
Rating: 3/5
sonaam

Hahahah Colt Good one for Dear uncle ;)

By drmana• 22 Jul 2010 12:08
drmana

That's offensive ....... lol

By Visper• 22 Jul 2010 12:07
Visper

Waiting for herbie's reply.. :))

By Colt45• 22 Jul 2010 12:07
Colt45

he's probably trying to get back at me ;-P

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 12:05
Pajju

now were is that budda ?

By choozy_84• 22 Jul 2010 12:05
choozy_84

hahha lol colt good job!!

By mjamille28• 22 Jul 2010 12:04
Rating: 2/5
mjamille28

LOL Colt! :P

By Pajju• 22 Jul 2010 12:03
Pajju

lol .. hats off to u :P

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