Funny though!!!!!!!!..Purchasing Europe?
Incredible India
Mukesh and Anil Ambani Join Forces, Team up with Lakshmi Mittal to Purchase Europe
On the heels of Fortune Magazine rating 4 Indians among the 10 wealthiest people in the world, 3 of India’s wealthiest men, Mukesh Ambani, Anil Ambani, and Lakshmi Mittal announced a decision to collaborate on their next big venture; Purchasing Europe.
The three tycoons have laid out a 7 step plan for the complete Indianization of the continent, except England, which they feel is likely to be completely Indianized by 2015 anyway without their plan.
When asked what they plan to do with each country, the three men said their plan included:
Moving the Mumbai Stock Exchanges to Switzerland to protect the Indian economy from political corruption and rioting
Outsource the development of the Tata Nano to Germany
Convert Holland into one large Bollywood movie set.
When asked about France, Anil Ambani responded “I don’t know, we’ll probably put them in charge of wine, and leave it at that. Can we outsource ‘being annoying’ to them? Because they seem to be pretty good at it.”
Other plans include re-naming Portugal ‘New Goa’ and changing ‘Belgian Waffles’ to “Hyderabady Waffles.”
Source: http://news.techtribe.com/CareerPigeon/incredibleIndia.html
they should just proceed with step 1...everything else, I don't care :)
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H! Ha! heres another one from the same site, regarding silicon valley!
http://news.techtribe.com/CareerPigeon/worldNews.html
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Indian food is now the number 1 food in the UK, with balti coming top - no more Sunday roasts or fish and chips ....... gimmee a lamb vindaloo, a nan, and a bucket of cold beer ....... can't get any more British than that!
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interesting dweller ..i wonder if ithe concept of national flower is of any relevance other than symbolic...indian national flower is supposed to be lotus hardy a commom site i would say but then it varies from place to place i guess..do it right - the first time!
As we all know were taken from Turkey to Holland and are still the national flower of Turkey
i wonder if it is a financially sound idea...other than boosting your ego and possibly your profile.i am not sure how much they really stand to gain. i would have put all that money into the emerging nations...brazil,russia china india.but then i am not a steel magnate or i guess they know something i dont.
do it right - the first time!
but not tulip gardens in Holland
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/5142202.stm
that thanks ecco but have they no bigger plans?
Personally I don't mind what they do, I am in Turkey
is already steel magnate in UK
No plans for the UK?
lol...right...!!!
Portugal is already known as Mini Goa, Vijay Malya should be included in the team to take care of French Wines