ISLAM IS THE SOLUTION FOR ALL PROBLEMS

hey..whats mockery all about??? it seems that the world is in hopeless case. IF everyone has its own sentiments for all the religions in the world, i guess war will never end..no peace at all..why cant we set aside what ever our religion is, and be frends...it would be better to share insights / thoughts of whatever religions we do have..and have it as a learning tool..not like this..

Moderators..is this what this QL al about? fighting? theres wars of deadly weapons out there..and here.. deadly words. just thought that you should add another cluase in the community guidelines..that these kind of things should not be part of the thread..jokes makes us smile for a while..but not like these... it would nicer if QL site will be a simple tool for peace..

RESPECT EACH OTHER....

just my opinion....

Islam is only the True Religion

But Foolish will not understant What u mean to say.

I proud to be a good Muslim

I proud to be a good Pakistani.

Good Muslim + Good Palkistani = True Mujahid Of Islam

...there we go again...Amox!

Life is Beautiful...Indeed!

Do you have open pores? And hard to remove stains on your white laundry? Does your steering wheel vibrate? Does your kitchen cleaner leave streaks on the bench tops?

If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then it's time you tried ISLAM! Available now. If Islam isn't the solution for all your problems, you'll be eligible for a hassle free, no questions asked, refund.

Try now! Don't delay!!

when you can not even police your own ranks of undesirable ones (openly undesirables such as Talibans, Al-Qaeda, etc, etc). If all Muslims would just practice what is written in Quran, maybe, just maybe, we'll achieve the solutions that everyone is looking for!

"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"

Cuteydog: Bingo ;)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

woot?

..back in my coffin!

Yeah, Babe, it normally boots from the hard drive.

your PC? :P

Thats the one..didn't remember the name!! An Arab speaking in such a way...unless of course he's not a muslim.....

My PC.

Yes, I'd recognize that style anywhere! It's Bukra Fe Il Mishmish again! What a toxic treat.

Mandi

who got booted?

Hello, weren't you here this morning before you got booted?

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

luvtodrive...very kind indeed....except its in Arabic and it took me a while to open the book until I realised it opened right to left....* sniggers * i'm such a simpleton....

luvtodrive...very kind indeed....except its in Arabic and it took me a while to open the book until I realised it opened right to left....* sniggers * i'm such a simpleton....

http://www.quranflash.com/en/index.html

I' posting this just to share it with all of you !!

Allah Almighty will give you strength who are going to embrace Islam , Ameeen

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Justice delayed , is the justice denied !! 

www.zombo.com is really helpful... thanks carleone!

...but you have to put in practice and follow it. Do Muslim doing it? leave about others....

Ahhhhh ok, my experience with the christian religion is basically limited to the dutch reformed version as per south africa.

I would really not be able to distinguish or even debate the different flavours available world wide

That's just how I see the satire at play.

FSM tries the 'rationalist' approach to religion whilst IPU is based entirely on unquestioning faith.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

Shamiri gets a glassy eyed look with a million mile stare at adey's last comment ;)

Is anyone taking me seriously here?

FSM is seriously cool, but not quite got the over reaching dogma of the IPU.

FSM = Protestent, IPU = Catholic, if you will.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

I would call it a statue to celebrate satire...as they are making a political/religous point in a funny way...

Excellent... amazing how much more I for one learn with humour than being brow beaten...

Shamiri - i am jealous!!!!

Hey! I'm not just a pretty face :P

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

Waaahahaha I'm impressed. You actually google the COTFSM wooohooooo!!!

You can not deny the erection of statues such as this?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13772_3-9906870-52.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-5

The world has gone to hell in a hand basket!

Where are the Taliban and their explosives when you need them?!

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

Yep .... believe me ... that is ALL i plan for December .... good braais and lots of juice to keep me calm

Jaaaaa Boet

Yes I am just a heinous ignorant stereotyping carnivore!!!

anyway I think vegetarianism is silly....oohhh hang me!

Yep My mum's house is between a Pick n Pay and Shop rite....so i get sent out to do errands!!!

Proper food in South Africa... fresh and tasty all washed down with some sparkling juice from Stellenbosch.

Lekke

I take a deep breath (thus drawing admiring glances), remind myself I'm a mature woman and then say, "Eeeeeewwww!"

Mandi

LOL @ offshore. Uhhmm yeah if I had to be offshore I WOULD misbehave. They won't allow me offshore for fear that I might break the platform ;)

but my Unicorn is bigger and better than your meatball based false deity.

See how misguided the uninformed can be??? Spaghetti is VEGETABLE based. It is the influence of your unclean western living that makes you immediately think of a meat based diety.

Waaahahaha you know Pick n Pay?? Good for you :) I'm going back for the whole of December so you can place orders for vacuum packed Ostrich if you like hehe

but my Unicorn is bigger and better than your meatball based false deity. Ham and Pineapple or Pepperoni and Mushrooms?

The noodley appendage you speak of is just a delusion - All hail the Truthful Doctrine of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Peace Be Unto Her).

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

show some compassion..;). some of these guys spend a lot of time offshore... and they come back and misbehave...

that could account for their noodley appendages! LOL

Ohhh hmmm . Yes, to the uninformed the Noodley Appendage might seem a bit creepy. Once touched though you will realise it is not as creepy as you thought

Well i checked your profile saw where you were from and thought...ahhh if only i could buy pick 'n' pay ostrich sausages here!

Yes, but Oryx, the whole idea of the Noodley Appendage is really creeping me out!

Mandi

Ahhhhh my work here is done :-) I brightened one person's day :-)

I find its really good to dance to good music to lift your mood!

And to the ones calling people ignorant etc this is called satire which i suggest you look up on wikipedia

Shamiri i like your satire.

We'll have no Pirates here thank you very much!

You are just an agent of The Purple Oyster of Doom.

Be gone with you!

Dear sir, I resent being mistaken for an agent of POD! I would ask you to immediately apologise or you might feel the touch of The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodley Appendage!!

rock n roll, drugs, alcohol and good times are the solution to most problems.

We'll have no Pirates here thank you very much!

You are just an agent of The Purple Oyster of Doom.

Be gone with you!

:)

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

If you don't want me to make fun of the fact that you think a bunch of sheep herders (christianity) or camel herders (islam), thousands of years ago, knew more about the world and universe than we do today, you should stop posting religious entries here.

I am a devout Pastafarian but do you see me posting about how powerful The Flying Spaghetti Monster is? I don't think so. If I did you would have the right to ridicule me all you want.

If you WOULD like to debate the advantages of converting from to Pastafarianism, I would be more than happy and willing to guide you on the Path of Enlightenment.

I-moody, it is a common misbelief that the Council of Nicaea codified the canon of scripture for the Christian Church. The Council of Nicaea in fact dealt with the understanding of the divinity of Christ. The 27 books of what we call the New Testament were widely accepted from the middle of the second century and were formally agreed on at the Council of Hippo. Minor point, but I believe it may have been promulgated by Dan Brown, a notoriously bad ecclesiastical historian.

Mandi

"Please stop this Mockery - Be it Religion, Culture, Nationality or Race."

with all due respect, where's the fun in that? :)

It's like me saying that your text I quoted offends my sensibilities therefore you should stop, and be banned, because I am hurt by what you said.

No one has the right not to be offended, otherwise no one would say anything.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

I admire your knowledge and your comments. May the Almighty Bless you..

Guys.. Please for the sake of God, Stop all this Religion Bashing. How much can one take. I am a Muslim myself. Why do you guys preach Islam on this Website where you will come across tonnes of Hypocrates & Ignorant people. Why would you want any non-muslim to know about Islam. Allah guides who he will and ignores who he wills.

If you want to teach some thing about Islam, please guide them by seeking suggestions from Islamic Organisations in Qatar. See the reponse from people, to this forum topic. Some one has a bunion,acne, Egg or Chicken question, Headache.. etc..

Forget about preaching here. The response is a complete mockery of the whole topic the entire religion.

My sincere appeal to the Moderator of Qatar Living. Please please please STOP / BLOCK / BAN Forum topics that hurt the sentiments of people here be it anyone.

Qatar Living is a website that is now a days promotes more of Evil Topics & Comments than Positive or good view points.

Please stop this Mockery - Be it Religion, Culture, Nationality or Race.

The chicken and the cock were created, then they copulate bu natural instinct, like every animal, born from a male and a female. JUST LIKE YOU. Born of a male and a female and JUST LIKE ME. This natural law will not change no matter how much Man tries hard to change the nature of Nature The egg is a product of the hen. The chick is a product of the hen egg and the cock's sperm. What is so hard to understand here?

REgarding Jesus i better don't follow same way or someone will tell me that i'm attacking Islam and the muslins: NO I WON'T. I WILL SAY YOU ONE OF THE STRANGE KIND OF GUY.

The Bible and the Torah also speack about the Creation, but as ALL hollybooks, they have too many contradictions. TRUE AS POINTED OUT BY A FEW SCIENTIST, INCLUDING MAURICE BUCAILLE.,

...or if you prefer too many missing pieces, we can talk about the Oral tradition of all 3 books. THIS IS INDEED RIGHT. BUT YOU WOULD AGREE WITH ME THAT THE BIBLE WAS CODIFIED AT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA WHERE A LOT OF ORAL TRADITIONS WERE REJECTED AS ACROCRYPHAS. ISLAM IS THE ONLY RELIGION WHERE IT HAS BEEN AGREED WORLDWIDE BY AL RELIGION THAT THE KORAN WERE MEMORISED AND RECITED EVERY YEAR AS OPPOSED TO THE BIBLE OR GOSPELS WHICH WAS NOT A RELIGIOUS DUTY. SO WE CANNOT SAY THE KORAN WILL BE MISSING PIECES. I CAN ELABORATE ON THAT..BUT I AM SURE YOU KNOW MAY BE MORE THAN ME.

Have you ever played that game, as a kid, where you say something to the guy next to you and when it reaches the last guy, the message is different from the one you told the 1st guy? NO I HAVE NOT. WE PLAYED MARBLES AND FOOTBALL.

ANS MOST DEFINITELY I AM NOT YOU AND YOU ARE NOT ME AND INDEED WHEN I SUFFER, YOU SURELY DON'T.

SN: Guess Qur'an missed that answer ;)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

where spelling is not our strong point.......

ok thanks supernurse!

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

thsta the capital of Tuvalu and its an Island in the Pacific ocean....

Super Nurse how do u pronounce Tdolvu and which country/continent is that in?

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

Spiel means a spicy noodle type thing that people from Tdolvu eat on Wednesdays before breakfast....

Baaaahahahawaaaahahahahaha

"no...the chicken does not come from the egg...at least this is what I am made to believe after reading the Koran."

i-moody: ever saw chickens laying eggs and than new chickens born from it?

REgarding Jesus i better don't follow same way or someone will tell me that i'm attacking Islam and the muslins, btw, moderated people don't consider an attack to their religion a difference of opinion.

The Bible and the Torah also speack about the Creation, but as ALL hollybooks, they have too many contradictions, or if you prefer too many missing pieces, we can talk about the Oral tradition of all 3 books. Have you ever played that game, as a kid, where you say something to the guy next to you and when it reaches the last guy, the message is different from the one you told the 1st guy?

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

excellent repli i-moody, people who are deaf, blind and dumb should first read the entire Quran in the language they understand the Best before criticizing Islam.......

Islam is not just a religion its a complete way of life.

no...the chicken does not come from the egg...at least this is what I am made to believe after reading the Koran.

On the subject of Jesus, if you talking of the the Jesus as narrated by the gospels writers who wrote it after some 100 years, i cannot put my belief too much in these verses you quoted. But these same gospels showed Jesus as a clever politician, diplomat, etc...

i think religion should be belief in a Divine force and be kind and help your fellow brothers and sisters, those who are in difficulties. Platoa, I wonder what you will do if i slap you on your right cheek... you'll kick my arse i am sure and then let God judge you.

ANd to SuperNurse, the truth is the truth and it fears no trial, and whether someone like it or not, its the truth and what is "spiel" by the way?

i-moody: But doesn't the chicken come from the egg? ;)

Once you speack about Jesus, i leave you with his reply to some folks concerning taxes, "To Caeser what belongs to Caeser and to God what belongs to God", meaning this, don't mix up religion with other civil matters.

He also said "Love each other as i have loved you" and also "If they slap you, turn the other cheek", think these 3 messages kinda resume what religion should be

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

ok ... so here's my "Hi!" to you... sorry it was late though... ok yalla! back to your gin... HIC!

i-moody you should have put this spiel on abdullahs thread...he would have loved it!

Hi All,

reading ur answers made me think that misunderstanding of the Islmaic religion will never cease.

To answer the comment of Plato36: The chicken was first. Not only chicken lay eggs..Reptiles do as well. The creations came first, then they multiply....

Islam does have good solutions for most of the problems. Mostly social.

Many sees the social punishment as very severe..but they see not the wisdom behind it. Before someone is punished, he is judged in a court with 4 witnesses...If he repents he is forgiven...but in our modern courts can someone be forgiven and sent home just asking for forgiveness? Capital punishment is a very good deterrent to more crimes..Who can convince me that the crime rate is higher in countries where Islamic Shariah prevails? SOme hardened criminals are like weeds in a garden..Do you treat weeds? No you just kill it without thinking.

On the finance side, has not Islam provided the best solutions? See how the manmade financial systems is crumbling..Why are the banks crumbling?

Islam does not allow speculations...see how islamic finance is emerging at fast rates in US and UK...if they weren't so good why they booming? How many financial institutions in Islamic countries have you seen going into administration or gone bust?

A non muslim famous person, I forgot his name, said if the world adoprted the islamic finance system, the world would not see poverty..Islam impose 2.5% zakaat...and everyone is dying to pay zakaat because of the satisfaction he gets when he knows of the reward. I have seen companies directors who dont want to lower their profits because they are keen on paying zakaat...which company in the western world would want to do that? they hire experts to minimise their tax....why so many of you came here? because you hate tax, isn't it?

On the mental side, Islam provides the best solutions. How many mental hospitals have u seen in Islamic countries. Islam teaches us to be patient and to know that everything happens for a cause. Muslims are in a stronger position to bear with a loss or problem... muslims are confident that after the storm the sun will shine again... But having said that I have seen a lot of muslims in western world becoming mental as they have rejected their religion and adopted the western way of life.

In terms of society, A son is called"son of say John" and JOhn is called " the father of Sam". So if anyone misbehaves he brings shame on the other and respect is highly valued in Muslim society. Jesus is called Son of Mary in the Koran. The attitude of " Who cares" rarely exists in Muslim society unlike in Western world.

Of course Islam as read in the Koran will not provide solutions to specific personal problem or how to present accounts or how to cook some food, what to do if you become bald or have an acne....to believe and expect such solution would bring stupidity to shame...

But Islam does provide a solution for health and healthy diets...For example it recommends "Eat 1/3 food, 1/3 liquid and 1/3 empty...and of course the fasting month... The daily 5 times ablution Muslims make before they pray, make them avoid sweating of the feet, cleanse the part of the body that is exposed from dust and microbes....there is some solutions if we care to think deep.... the eating of halal..i.e. animals drained of blood before they are eaten. Animals are not fully drained the way they are slaughetered in the western society. Blood left cause diseases..The circumcision and shaving of the genitals and armpits, all these help in hygiene.

There is too much to write...I was someone who tried many religions to find inner peace...finally I found Islam and what really AMAZES me is: not only I found God but I find that Islam is not a religion...it is a Way of life....If you dig further in this religion, you will find a lot I am sure. To end this, I would like to say Islam is not the religion for Arabs only. And since its existence from the timeof Adam, all prophets who came after him were mocked at just like some of you are mocking the guy who put that post. Seen the 10 Commandments how Moses was mocked at. Seen Jesus of Nazareth how Jesus was mocked and pestered at. Same thing Muhamamd got his fair share of mocking and those followers of Moses, Jesus and Muhammad. (PBU them all)

Thank you for your time...

Lets stop religious ranting at the weekend.....

Let's stop labor exploitation!

hmmmm, publicity to religion, guess i must do one too, should be bashed but at least will have some laughs.

Adey: lol

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

Let's stop oil and gas exploitation now!

What's that I hear you say?

:P

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

Searching job

You are rite sir

Islam is a best religion. it has its own face...

A liberal face from any other religion.

But if some one who dont belive in islam, it is not the problem of Islam. as if some ones using mistakes is not the problem of Islam.

Islam has the ability to solve every problem, whatever it is the big bunion on your left big toe.

To understand Allah is the main thing to solve every problem. If you are a muslim and dont have strong belive

in Allah who can help you?

And I did not find a islamic nation in this world.

Islam has some rules and regulation about its nation. If the countries avoid any of this rules it is not an islamic nation. Bcoz islam is not a religion to play the other religion like christanity or Judaism....

3)DONT SEE THE EXIST ARAB AND THER CULTURE THEY ARE NOT SPECEFIED THE ISLAM ,ISLAM IS FOR ALL AND NOT MODEL ROLE .

This statement alone proves how intelligent you are...

Not all Muslims are Arab...*sighs*

marhab: Don't drink it all alone ;)

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

FFs Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!Yippee, Yippeee, its Bombay gin for me!

i ASKED ABOUT the chicken and the egg, chickens born from eggs but they also lay down the eggs, so, all i ask is what was born 1st, the egg or the chicken, i think most folks here understand what i mean.

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

HIC! Yippee, Yippeee, its Bombay gin for me!

No doubt islam is the best...For non-muslims please read Quran in English & do the research, you will get what you want if you are sincere,

www.beer.com is the answer for me ;o)

Did you Google it first?

snake bite? how? dont tell me just by eating Halal foods

yawn, yawn, yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

just eat another pie

Have all of u guys just landed from somewhere suddenly?

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

Guess that Islam tells us who was born 1st the egg or the chicken.

oh well, There we go again.

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

pynocare might help your acne,....lol on that greentea, talk about AAS almighty....geez..

but i got out as fast as i can... lol...

So Islam won't help my bunion? what about my acne...will Islam help acne?

lol greentea, try visiting AAS' western thread, see what you'll get after...MIN, are you by any chance related to AAS?

really?...what if not?.. :(

[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Thank You.never give up the truth

Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!

- Jalaluddin al-Rumi

got a migraine after reading this... tylenol anyone?

lol Echo, it wont help... antiinflammatories will though...

http://zombo.com/

hmm..i prefer this site, which offers solutions to all your problems

you must be so angry that you had to type everything in caps...

I have a really big bunion on my left big toe, how can Islam help me?

...specially not for your poor spelling.

Sorry.

Life is Beautiful...Indeed!