Abductions

flanostu
By flanostu

A few people asked if I was abducted by aliens recently, which begs the question - why aren't people abducted by aliens anymore??

Have aliens given up on anal probing?

By flor1212• 21 Sep 2011 22:21
flor1212

in the water.  And leave that beer on the side of the pool!BTW, have you asked the name of the alien in a bikini? Lol!

By Speedysid• 21 Sep 2011 21:24
Speedysid

Sorry Britey.. no hard feelings mate!

By qatarisun• 21 Sep 2011 21:24
qatarisun

Flaaaaan!! where the heck you are??? we miss you!! and hey, I know exactly by WHOM you were abducted.. I know that you don't remember anything.. I know that these aliens have bewitched you and have made you sign some parchment.. and now  they claim their rights, discribed in this parchment with some wierd signatures.. I know.. but no worries.. i am not going to tell anybody ;) 

By jayca• 21 Sep 2011 21:21
jayca

@Brit- I'm sorry to hear :(I think I know now why your Cuban shotputter left you :(          

By Speedysid• 21 Sep 2011 21:10
Speedysid

Bicycle... in Qatar.. don't you know you have more chances of being abducted by aliens than being given way by a person riding in front of U on a cycle in Qatar!So what 'pickup' line did the Aliens use on u?  ..'Going my way?'

By GodFather.• 21 Sep 2011 21:00
GodFather.

Who ever abducted you..fook them..Glad to see your back!

By britexpat• 21 Sep 2011 20:56
britexpat

It was awesome. It was shaped like a giant saucer with a venus fly-trap type portrusion which plucked me off my bicycle and straight into the hull of the ship..

By Speedysid• 21 Sep 2011 20:52
Speedysid

Were you abducted in a Qatar Airways ship or some other? Just curious... :P

By britexpat• 21 Sep 2011 20:50
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britexpat

I was abducted and taken to see the triple breasted wh0re on a distant planet. I was probed and abused and anal-ized. they finally gave up and dropped me off in Doha.

I still believe that they drive amongst us :O(

By adey• 21 Sep 2011 20:32
adey

might be still up there for all I know!The Aliens do seem to have gone missing,.....not even a phone call or a letter.  :-(

By Speedysid• 21 Sep 2011 20:26
Speedysid

Actually, Aliens are not getting visas to come to Qatar..  And those already here don't have the technical qualifications to carry it out.... You can ask the Immigration or the authorities for further clarification! ;)

By edifis• 21 Sep 2011 20:05
edifis

Flan the Alien World is under great turmoil! An alien revolution is going on...Alien women's emancipation bill and "Right to dildo act" has just been passed in the alien parliament. And a bill on Alien gay rights have been raised and is about to be ratified!....So now they are busy probing one anothers anus....instead of looking for ur'anus!

By anonymous• 21 Sep 2011 19:55
anonymous

Aliens are abducting Cowboys nowadays...atleast in the movie playing in Doha this week. The theatre guys censored those scenes though :)

By Bark_Scorpion• 21 Sep 2011 19:50
Bark_Scorpion

Afraid of MIB perhaps? :D

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