Flaaaaan!! where the heck you are??? we miss you!! and hey, I know exactly by WHOM you were abducted.. I know that you don't remember anything.. I know that these aliens have bewitched you and have made you sign some parchment.. and now they claim their rights, discribed in this parchment with some wierd signatures.. I know.. but no worries.. i am not going to tell anybody ;)
Bicycle... in Qatar.. don't you know you have more chances of being abducted by aliens than being given way by a person riding in front of U on a cycle in Qatar!So what 'pickup' line did the Aliens use on u? ..'Going my way?'
It was awesome. It was shaped like a giant saucer with a venus fly-trap type portrusion which plucked me off my bicycle and straight into the hull of the ship..
I was abducted and taken to see the triple breasted wh0re on a distant planet. I was probed and abused and anal-ized. they finally gave up and dropped me off in Doha.
Actually, Aliens are not getting visas to come to Qatar.. And those already here don't have the technical qualifications to carry it out.... You can ask the Immigration or the authorities for further clarification! ;)
Flan the Alien World is under great turmoil! An alien revolution is going on...Alien women's emancipation bill and "Right to dildo act" has just been passed in the alien parliament. And a bill on Alien gay rights have been raised and is about to be ratified!....So now they are busy probing one anothers anus....instead of looking for ur'anus!
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in the water. And leave that beer on the side of the pool!BTW, have you asked the name of the alien in a bikini? Lol!
Sorry Britey.. no hard feelings mate!
Flaaaaan!! where the heck you are??? we miss you!! and hey, I know exactly by WHOM you were abducted.. I know that you don't remember anything.. I know that these aliens have bewitched you and have made you sign some parchment.. and now they claim their rights, discribed in this parchment with some wierd signatures.. I know.. but no worries.. i am not going to tell anybody ;)
@Brit- I'm sorry to hear :(I think I know now why your Cuban shotputter left you :(
Bicycle... in Qatar.. don't you know you have more chances of being abducted by aliens than being given way by a person riding in front of U on a cycle in Qatar!So what 'pickup' line did the Aliens use on u? ..'Going my way?'
Who ever abducted you..fook them..Glad to see your back!
It was awesome. It was shaped like a giant saucer with a venus fly-trap type portrusion which plucked me off my bicycle and straight into the hull of the ship..
Were you abducted in a Qatar Airways ship or some other? Just curious... :P
I was abducted and taken to see the triple breasted wh0re on a distant planet. I was probed and abused and anal-ized. they finally gave up and dropped me off in Doha.
I still believe that they drive amongst us :O(
might be still up there for all I know!The Aliens do seem to have gone missing,.....not even a phone call or a letter. :-(
Actually, Aliens are not getting visas to come to Qatar.. And those already here don't have the technical qualifications to carry it out.... You can ask the Immigration or the authorities for further clarification! ;)
Flan the Alien World is under great turmoil! An alien revolution is going on...Alien women's emancipation bill and "Right to dildo act" has just been passed in the alien parliament. And a bill on Alien gay rights have been raised and is about to be ratified!....So now they are busy probing one anothers anus....instead of looking for ur'anus!
Aliens are abducting Cowboys nowadays...atleast in the movie playing in Doha this week. The theatre guys censored those scenes though :)
Afraid of MIB perhaps? :D