Airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Crucifiction that's a dodle

You lucky, lucky bastard. I used to dream about being abused by others .

Blimey adey... you just soooo kicked my arse!

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Sir Galahad: What a strange person.

King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--

Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

Hummmm... thought it was blow my nose in your general direction... now go away or I will do it a second time.

I fart in your general direction.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365

not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the

many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers

were given. Satan - 10."

Anyone else here find the name Biggus Dickus funny?

Well Sure, the roads. That goe without saying. But apart from the roads, the sanitation and the acquaducts ...

What have the Qataris actually done for ?

Roads, sanitation, aquaducts, education

Man ! I'm a man.

Anyway, what have the Qataris ever done for us ?

I say there... are you say Ni that old woman?

And you britexpat, shall be in charge of the holy hand grenade, since you obviously can't count.

What? Behind the rabbit?

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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Shall we form a new QL group ?

We will be known as the "Expats who say Ni"

Our chief weapon will be Stupidity.. Stupidity and idiocy. Sorry.. Our two weapons will be Stupidity and idiocy.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

of beer??

Unladen Pilsner, the best kind!

:)

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Are you the witch that turned me into a newt ???

Timebandit: We must burn ntropy. But first we must prove that he's a witch.

Tis but a flesh wound

Same film

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

LOL no... no... ROFL

Well it can't be a European swallow because we are in warm climes. Ofcourse swallows in this region have usually "bin laden" :O)

BritEx.... Now you have me confused

Good man!! A fellow pythonite ;)

Are we talking about an African or an Arabian twin beaked swallow here ?

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.