A Box Full of Kisses
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."
The man was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found out the box was empty. He yelled at her, stating, "Don't you know, when you give someone a present, there is supposed to be something inside? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and cried, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty at all. I blew kisses into the box. They're all for you, Daddy."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged for her forgiveness.
Only a short time later, an accident took the life of the child. It is also told that her father kept that gold box by his bed for many years and, whenever he was discouraged, he would take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
Britex did Cumba Jay call you 'daddy'?
-to become a shotputter?
That sounds better, brit.
Britex thats how you broke up with cumba?
One day the big tiger was having sex with his wife 'the tigress'. The tigress was making all kinds of noise and the forest was reverberating!
Now along came a small fox and started swearing at the tiger and his whole family! He used extreme expletives that even the tigress couldn't bear to hear. She shouted at the tiger..'you shameless tiger..have you no shame?...being the king around here you are nonchalantly listening to all those abuses from a scrimpy fox! You are not fit to be my husband anymore...If you don't do something immediately..I will chase the fox right now and teach him a lesson'
having said so she escaped from the tigers grip and began chasing the little fox. The fox began running..run run run real fast! But the tigress was running full steam and gradually gained ground and was about to catch the fox...when the fox quickly entered a small hume pipe. The tigress couldn't stop and went in too...but she got stuck half way, in and couldn't go any further. The fox came out the other side and mounted the tigress from behind and raped her! And she growled with all her might but couldn't do anything about it. The Fox finally satisfied with his performance went away to his burrow. Finally after trying for 2 hours the tigress managed to set herself free and went back to her den limping badly, but decided to keep her shame to herself and not disclose it to anyone.
The tiger upon seeing her asked 'See what happens when you loose your temper so easily!!Now tell me who lasts longer the fox or me?'
The tigress shocked at this replied 'my dear husband..how did you know what happened to me?'
The tiger replied ' well! I have been through it twice already...'
A man was angry with his young dominatrix GF for taking a roll of gold wrapping paper. He laid her over his knee and spanked her.
The next morning she came to him wrapped in gold wrapping paper and carrying a box , also wrapped in gold wrapping paper and said, "This is for you, Daddy."
The man was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found out the box was empty. He yelled at her, stating, "Don't you know, when you give someone a present, there is supposed to be something inside?
The young GF looked up at him with tears in her eyes and cried, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty at all. I blew kisses into the box. They're all for you, Daddy."
The man was crushed. He put his arms around her , begged for her forgiveness and asked her to spank him.
Only a short time later, an accident with a whip, a pair of handcuffs and a see through polythene bag made his GF walk out on him. It is also told that he kept that gold box by his bed for many years and, whenever he was discouraged, he would take out an imaginary kiss and remember the GF who had put it there and then left for Cuba.
That's an awful story. Why do morals and ethics always have to be transmitted via such horrible analogies?