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By Manna Pro

Just saw on Good morning America that a new book has just came out confirming something that I knew all alomg: Women just can't have it all.

I know what women want, they want an adoring husband and family, a great career, a sporty car, an exciting social life, respect, a black boyfriend, and plently of money and time to realize all thier potential.. but thats just not possible for a few basic reasons. I don't know the name of the book but it just came out..Google it ladies

By Manna Pro• 4 Jul 2012 19:10
Manna Pro

Don't let her fool you-She knew what I was talkin about..

By blisteringbarnacles2007• 3 Jul 2012 15:37
blisteringbarnacles2007

"Good thing you have big feet then, otherwise you would topple over!"

"Bull....how on earth do you work a nose????"

I fell over laughing....

Mana looks like your magic is fading... lol

By nomerci• 28 Jun 2012 23:03
nomerci

Nope, not happening...hope you did not place money on that one...

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 21:34
britexpat

D

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 21:33
britexpat

Yep.. warming up now.. Germany to beat Italy 2-0 :O)

By nomerci• 28 Jun 2012 21:31
nomerci

Sure. Shouldn't you be getting ready for the footie?

By britexpat• 28 Jun 2012 21:29
britexpat

My apologies. I truly hadn't intended it to be from a smutty angle..

By nomerci• 28 Jun 2012 21:27
nomerci

brit, please do not mention my name a such smut in the same post. Thank you.

By Knight Returns• 28 Jun 2012 20:49
Knight Returns

lol..brit

I like horses that buck and kick at times...:)

By nomerci• 28 Jun 2012 20:25
nomerci

Oh code...what code? and who is flirting?? I must have missed something....:/

By Knight Returns• 28 Jun 2012 18:23
Knight Returns

Manna, Now why should I want women to follow me..lol

You look at this world through your eyes so I shouldn't be surprised with what you think your world is.

I hope you are not the kind of guy you potray yourself to be in this forum...as I really don't want you to be in some kind of trouble with the authorities here.

By Manna Pro• 28 Jun 2012 05:43
Manna Pro

No, I was practicing my Qatarian Code words. Isn't flirting with a married woman a felony in Qatar?

I loved that show BTW, a lot

By Manna Pro• 28 Jun 2012 05:16
Manna Pro

I got a story to tell you about a local message board, my harem, and a gang of extremely angry husbands showing up at my door one day

By Manna Pro• 28 Jun 2012 05:14
Manna Pro

Only when a guy like you is trying to take charge of it Knight.

Let me teach you something I learned when I was 10 years old. My first job was walking hot horses on the backstretch at Arlington Park Race track in Chicago. These race horses are bred for size, strength and insanity and after workouts somebody had to walk them around the shed row to cool them out. These keyed up 1600+ pounds of pure muscle would always go crazy buckin up and kickin, stopping and pulling away- I was scared, I couldn't control them and I was really scared. I coulda got killed, I was just a liitle kid. Then I learned that when they start going besrk just keep walking and act like nothing is going on behind you. I'd act real calm and they would always settle right down, always. They needed to trust that whomever is leading them around knew where they were going, and wasn't scared.

Knight, you don't know who you are, you don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, and you're scared. There's no way a womans gonna want to follow you anywhere.

By Knight Returns• 27 Jun 2012 23:28
Knight Returns

Manna, You have been around for 50 years but I am afraid you still couldn't figure out what an average women wants..

All a women wants is to take charge of her own life!!

I have been around for 40 years and probably seen more women than you have.

By Pink hippo17• 27 Jun 2012 19:06
Pink hippo17

I don't think the women will be queuing up either..lol :)

By britexpat• 27 Jun 2012 17:28
britexpat

i'm sure many husbands in Qatar will be willing to have a whip round and pay you to stay away from Doha :O)

By CameronEst• 27 Jun 2012 17:25
CameronEst

Why not a Spanish boyfriend....that's what i would like!!!!!!!!!

Personally am not into the sporty car......

But to have all here is a tip.....

Dont marry and if you do don't have more than one child.....

By nomerci• 27 Jun 2012 17:17
nomerci

Are you a male Samantha Stevens?????

By Manna Pro• 27 Jun 2012 17:04
Manna Pro

Its hard to put that in words sweetheart, I'll have to show you when I get over there

By nomerci• 27 Jun 2012 12:33
nomerci

Bull....how on earth do you work a nose????

By Manna Pro• 27 Jun 2012 02:50
Manna Pro

Its really not that big, I was just trying to impress you..Its not a small nose but it's not huge, it's just right, and I know how to work it...

By Manna Pro• 27 Jun 2012 02:50
Manna Pro

"MP, why we have to lower our expectations?..."

_____________________________________________

Because you can't have it all Qatarie, if you have the black boyfriend your marriege sucks and if you have the great job your mothering sucks, and if you have the great social life then everything sucks.

Actually (now that I think about it) a woman can't have anything if they want a rich and fulfilling life

By Manna Pro• 27 Jun 2012 02:48
Manna Pro

I've been around 50 years, I know what women do when left alone..I spent 25 years sniffin out weak marriages and when I see one it's like blood in the water and I instinctively move in for the kill. I can't help it! It's been a big problem for me

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By qatarisun• 26 Jun 2012 22:05
qatarisun

why you keep assuming that we are only dreaming?

By nomerci• 26 Jun 2012 21:46
nomerci

Good thing you have big feet then, otherwise you would topple over! :P

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 21:45
Manna Pro

You mean your married to a black and dream of a white?

Hold on i'll Qatari, I'll be there at the end of July

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 21:44
Manna Pro

Its huge Nomercie

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 21:43
Manna Pro

Maybe its big....I'm not sure, Ill ask somebody

By nomerci• 26 Jun 2012 21:37
nomerci

So you have big feet and a regular size nose?? That don't add up...:P

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 21:35
Manna Pro

Nomercie

By nomerci• 26 Jun 2012 21:34
nomerci

But how big is your nose??? :P

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 21:33
Manna Pro

I wear a size 15 shoe

By Knight Returns• 26 Jun 2012 21:19
Knight Returns

Manna thinks all black dudes are better hung than whites..:)

By qatarisun• 26 Jun 2012 20:55
qatarisun

MP, why we have to lower our expectations? as NM said, it's not an expectation, it's a reality for some of us.. I have all of it.. the only thing is the colours are other way around ;)

By nomerci• 26 Jun 2012 18:49
nomerci

I think a real lady would not feel it as "admitting" something...she would simply state what is the case.:)

Real ladies do not care about what other people think.

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 17:27
Manna Pro

Of course there are exceptions to the "can't have it all" rule, and I have no doubt you are one of them and as far as the Black boyfriend part- A real lady would never admit to that on a public forum, would they?

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 17:03
Manna Pro

I heard you were one helleva message board poster but i'm not see'ing it here today

By nomerci• 26 Jun 2012 16:02
nomerci

I have all that...except the black boyfriend, which I very happily will pass on....

By chameleon• 26 Jun 2012 14:25
chameleon

Ideally, it would be great to have "an adoring husband and family, a great career, a sporty car, an exciting social life, respect" but the black boyfriend....I think I have to pass LOL

By Victory_278692• 26 Jun 2012 12:26
Victory_278692

Exactly the priorities of LIFE changes very often, from childhood to old age; some said that human greed increases with time :(

By Pink hippo17• 26 Jun 2012 11:54
Pink hippo17

Love when women are generalised,we are not all the same,we don't all want the same things and we don't all think the same..

By max1986• 26 Jun 2012 11:48
max1986

Qatarians Americaians Martians .....watelse

By MarcoNandoz-01• 26 Jun 2012 07:50
MarcoNandoz-01

Smells like diarrhea in here. Oh wait! that’s just the retarded Manna Pro chattin shyt again.

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 02:25
Manna Pro

It wasn't a book, just a magazine article..Anyway, you can't have it all ladies so lower your expectaions.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/07/why-women-still-can-8217-t-have-it-all/9020/

By Manna Pro• 26 Jun 2012 02:15
Manna Pro

The place is full of sissy boys and softies

By FlyingAce• 26 Jun 2012 00:07
FlyingAce

Pink Boyfriend???? Now where would you Get that.... :/

By FathimaH• 25 Jun 2012 23:14
FathimaH

I guess no one on earth can really have all of their heart's desires all the time. Somethings gotta give! The trick is in finding contentment in what you have whilst working towards what you want.

By MeltedCrystals• 25 Jun 2012 22:37
MeltedCrystals

Black Boyfriend? I want a brown boyfriend or a pink boyfriend if it's available.

By wasimshk• 25 Jun 2012 22:13
wasimshk

@qatarisun good one really

By Manna Pro• 25 Jun 2012 22:10
Manna Pro

I'm not working on Sundays..Its a holy football day

By Manna Pro• 25 Jun 2012 22:09
Manna Pro

I was merely trying to advise the other men here on what is, and is not acceptable

By qatarisun• 25 Jun 2012 22:03
qatarisun

hey Draccy from the green lands... long time..

By Movieman• 25 Jun 2012 21:35
Movieman

I m still watching....................

By Translator• 25 Jun 2012 21:25
Translator

Have you changed your mind about not working on Sundays?

By Dracula• 25 Jun 2012 21:22
Dracula

Touche, qatarisun :)

You got me here...:)

By qatarisun• 25 Jun 2012 21:21
qatarisun

wow.. it's just sooo surprizing! how come women "..just can't tolerate your desire for a long term relationship with another woman"??

Bad bad women!! Why do you read my open emails, and follow my browsing history...and why - oh why!- you are so much against me having another woman in my life! Insensitive, uncooperative wives!!

By Manna Pro• 25 Jun 2012 21:05
Manna Pro

I had that for over 20 years Qatarisun, but I wasn't required to be a mother. It all fell apart when I desired a longterm relationship with a girlfriend. You see...Women can forgive a lot of one night stands but they just can't tolorate your desire for a long term relationship with another woman. So delete everything and close those browers before you go out golfing guys..Unless you want all your stuff out in the yard when you get home later

By Knight Returns• 25 Jun 2012 20:41
Knight Returns

lol qatarisun, tell me where to find '..different coloured girlfriends' but I do agree with you for the rest..:)

By Real Warrior• 25 Jun 2012 20:35
Real Warrior

Yeap!! A BLACK BOYFRIEND!!

By qatarisun• 25 Jun 2012 20:33
Rating: 4/5
qatarisun

I know what men want, they want an adoring (and understanding) wife, and family (and at the same time keeping their bachelor status), a great career, a sporty car, an exciting social life, respect, different colours girlfriends (the more the better), and plenty of money and time to realize all thier potential.. but thats just not possible for a few basic reasons...

is there any book about THAT?

By getaway• 25 Jun 2012 20:26
getaway

now i want to kill myself !

By Knight Returns• 25 Jun 2012 20:24
Knight Returns

...a black boyfriend?? Now from where did you figure this??

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