BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
did your girl friend say like this? nice man
Getting a lot of these questions are we Cornellian....He He...
Nice once Jilfer....you do know how to brighten up the evening.
Oryx what about my request for a book club membership??
Have fun all......
" I have a mind that ticks like a Clock, and like a clock it regularly goes Cuckoo "
LOL. I should use these answers from now on :D
Oryx..whatever i say, they are not brilliant enough...so i usually end up going out with them..
so jilfer what do you say to turn down the girls?
on who's site are you on :)))
May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends below never fall out!
Wooof thats destroying not only turn down ;P
hmmmm Oryx..as the time moves on guess i can add more :)
speaking from experience are you?