Dedicated to TCOM (and other BBQ Kings) ;o)
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
TCOM your the man...
So you get him on Thursday...
And I get him on Fri...
Sounds like a good divorce settlement...
:)
You can't teach experience
turkish coffee....with or w/o sugar, medium? ;)
Pope, tell me where should i bring the cofee!
I am serious!
I'll send my phone number!
describe yourself first, then i'll pick my choice:D
I'm at work without food, without Coffee or water and payroll, did screw up my quarterly paycheck, but as long, I got free web access and Qatar living around me, I will be alright for know, until the early morning.
Know, I got to deal with this Dracula.
Dracula you just made my night a 'SH#TTY Night and my turd list of the greatest "phenomenons of Qatar Living."
Three famous characters of Qatar Living, our Kelly Heroes, Red_Pope and this Dracula.
Just pick your FAVORITE circus!
LOL
"Don't make me write your name on my TURD List!"
KH...he cant get me in the plane...
How come you are getting even with RP. He is keeping the silver bullet and the sacred water with him, besides the cross.
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lol..a pope confessin' himself...
" - Father i am a sinner!"
" - Dont tell me that, my son...i know!" :P
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KH , let Pope alone.
Try with me if you want. :)
KH ... don't start !
Are you flirting or trying to flirt?
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I hate for any woman to eat that BBQ meat, But, If you ask me politely to cook that Beef, My answer would be: Girl, How would you like the beef, Well done, Sweat and sour or VERY RAREEEEEEE!!
LOL
"Don't make me write your name on my TURD List!"
yummy yummy
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is several brain cells!
you are missing a lot
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Still recovering from late night, here, and off for an early night and very long sleep!
Have fun.
You can't teach experience
OMG Jauntie
there cant be 2 or more kings just like one cant put 2 swords in a sheld
everything is true BUT
i dont agree with POINT 2 AND 3
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
WHEN I DO BBQ I do A to Z
thanks Jauntie
why dont you all come to Vegas place we all are having BBQ all are welcome
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You can't teach experience
TCOM is hard at work here./..:)
You can't teach experience
Must remember to de-cloak and marinate that tough old bat before Barbecuing it :D
Nope ... but lived with one for the past 9 yrs. And sometimes i got carried away with their humour....... NOT !
shhh, sammie..not so loud!!
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"Note to herself : Not everyone on the board is british and can take dry humour/sarcasm"
I am 100% romanian!
Are you 100% british?
OH Ya! LOOLL, Jeez you got a memory girl!
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I know now!!!! Your married to fishes hunsbands sister!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You sound like somneone else that used to be married to goat!!!!
99,9% from my posts are...jokes!
90% ...about myself only!
Few samples:
- i drink A+,B+ and AB blood
- living in a cave
- sleeping in a coffin
- my wife is a goat (and i love her) :)
- i dont need a car bec. i can fly
need more?..
Dracula ... information taken and noted into mind. I will print that out and put it in our bar, just in case one day you happen come around to our place i will tell everyone not to make joke out of u.
Peace.
Romanians are very social and talkative people.
They like to spend time in company and they are fond of having conversations.
Beside their love for philosophy and conspiracy theories, they also have a taste for humour.
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But beware, make sure you are not the subject of their jokes, because they are usually not very flattering.
Except when they joke about themselves.
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Romanian humour has some similarities to Scandinavian humour in the sense that it can be anything from slightly ironic to quite painful and directly onto the person.
It is unscandinavian in the way it is has a very consistent basis of political incorrectness.
Next time I'll do all your work and you do the grilling part :P
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"War is not the answer"
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Ahhh, now I wish I'd read Novi's joke. This is so true though. You work your butt off to cook a guy a meal and you here "Meh, it's good." But if they cook you've got to rave and praise them!
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sammie, i had history wth Dracula. He been telling me his situation. I did not relate my post with his real life story, just completely forgot. I have PM'ed him my appology.
Note to herself : Not everyone on the board is british and can take dry humour / sarcasm.
lol sammie..long time
are you still alive? :)
Oops oh well typical man can give it but can not take it!!
;(
Dracula ... i was joking. I will removed my post.
edited. Dracula took it too serious.
whith a small amendament here:
point #1:
"(1) The woman buys the BEER and the food."
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Thats funny.....
lmao KH ... u always make me smile.
Am willing to contribute more. Will watch and eat :D
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KH ... i am happy to eat Tcom cooking wherever and in any occasion. And no i am not swapping roles...
hahahahahaha so true!!!!
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I bursting laughing. I read this before, but somehow after reading it again this time i really relate it to Tcom.
Lol !!! Where is Tcom !!!