do you want to get Promotion ??
Rules - For Getting Promotion
1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
2. Use computers to look busy
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught — your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.
3. Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
4. Voice Mail
Never answers your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.
5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.
6. Leave the Office Late
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours
(e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.
7. Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
8. Stacking Strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
9. Build Vocabulary
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.
10. MOST IMPORTANT!!! :
DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!
so folks what do you think ;)
"" but what if they think that i'm crazy "" that fact every one knows even if u didn't sigh loudly - lol ;D
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namastey bhai:)
kya li? tick hai?
ab ne kya kaha vo saj hai. bilkul sacha...! :) good idea! need to try it once! :)
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If u want promotion.Tell all negatives about your official friends to the boss.I am sure that you will get promotion.
Namaste everybody
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7. Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
-----> u r right! but what if they think that i'm crazy instead of "under pressure". :( u know maxi, there are some people who tend to have difficulties in understanding the environment and atmosphere instantly, and i often label them as, people who are still in the process of "Downloading".
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Amigo66
I just had to pick up on this one, If I make a typing error my boss goes arouond the whole department and tells everybody. He makes a point of it at meeting that anything which may not be right in minutes is the fault of whoever took the minutes (never mentioned that they were adjusted many times by himself). LOL
Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
"People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion."
looool Amigo66 i think if you tell your boss this you will be fired ;)
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Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.
hey cannary, so waht up for the day, and waht are you into
lol oky i can see same here ;)
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so u are busy i guess with work and ur boss.... seem to be a NERD!! well most of the bosses are like that..
send u a mail...
Tahnk you I am often around but don't always have time to participate in discussions unfortunately.
maxi8008
Hmm yes what about me. Actually I do have computer books on and beside my desk, however, mostly because I am confronted with new things and need to find an answer within a reputable time - not for the jargon lol. On the otherhand I used to read computer magazines to keep up with new gadgets and to know what they are used for.
However all the rest of the above doesn't pay here where I am working, as the boss and I don't see eye to eye anyway and people with an opinion are not easily tolerated.
hows u and nice to see you arround, hows u hope all well
you know I like this place as nice people and nice friends
cio
really what about you ? :P
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seems you did your homework!!
Good Ctrl+C Ctrl+V job... but there is also
11) Start kissing azz or sucking c0ck.