Female Software Programming....!

djkiller
By djkiller

struct female_professional s
{double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_ problems;float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;}
 
struct married_females
{double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;}
 
struct engaged_females
{double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_ work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;}
 
struct newly_married_ females
{double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;}
 
struct husband_wife_ professionals
{double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_ each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;}
 
struct beautiful_city_ girl
{double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;}
 
struct old_lady
{double chin;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_ men;
char chatterbox;}

By mzain• 22 May 2008 15:26
mzain

.......lolxxx........it was good..........goodwork djkiller.........n girlz!!........chill..........it jz a joke.............

By djkiller• 22 May 2008 15:11
djkiller

i thought its a QL lounge..thats y i posted it

Time Changes Everything

By someonenew• 22 May 2008 15:08
Rating: 2/5
someonenew

if its a joke..

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By King Edshel• 22 May 2008 15:03
King Edshel

understand that but a VB or C# programmer :) There is nothing wrong with this, I was just wondering what happened to that extreme MALE humiliation and bashing wave that hit QL for almost one week ...

So sad how people can be sometimes unfair, consider a joke thread a problem ... a serious topic like the previous threads nothing but practicing their right in posting whatever they feel like posting, whatever they like to post ... even if it does not make sense at all ...

There is no better, all are the same ... Male, Female ... god created both needing each other ... Something that only HIM got the wisdom behind it ...

If we Males and Females will act bad like that then it is our own problem, fix yourself, look around and you will know why your woman is acting wrongly ... why your man is acting like a jerk ...

Peace ...

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

By djkiller• 22 May 2008 15:01
djkiller

just to make u smile guys..if u got another point of this post..im sorry for that

Time Changes Everything

By yousri• 22 May 2008 14:55
Rating: 2/5
yousri

Bukhahahahaa...

Old lady double chin :D

Thnx"You can imprison a Man, but not an Idea. You can exile a Man, but not an Idea. You can kill a Man, but not an Idea." BENAZIR BHUTTO

By anonymous• 22 May 2008 14:47
anonymous

guys, lighten up, its just a joke...we love girls. they make us happy.

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By djkiller• 22 May 2008 14:23
djkiller

is just a joke nothing else...

Time Changes Everything

By choibabu• 22 May 2008 14:22
choibabu

y people humiliate women????..y some people r so jealous for no good reason???

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.

By anonymous• 22 May 2008 14:17
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Just another sexist fellow acquiring a new reputation for the best A#S$$HOL0!

"As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is - the false comfort of appeasement," President Bush

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