Funnies - Ignore if Old n read : )

Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at
night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject

Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch and the condom catches the drop

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble

Q: qualities to be a perfect woman:
A: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful
Self-Organised In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a Place
where most people find pleasure!
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