Globalization
Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Lebanese, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Iranian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
I will never forget the headlines in The Sun, ... "Dodi Al Fayed - Lived like a king and died with a princess"
" Winning is not everything, it is the only thing. Second place goes to the first loser " - Jinu Johnson
screening yea screening forget it then if we will come out with our eyes they the ladies will bust it am sure :D
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Let us call it screening and not testing LOL
are we left only to test pregnency of females LOL
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like that we can tell who is pregnant and who is not :)
if we go like that smelly stinky the ladies night will be a vomiting night for them :D
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I know that wed is Ladies night and thu is Fishermen night. Guess we missed a couple of free drinks man
dont ask i was too smelly awful you could smell crabs and fish :D yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeakh lol and some body asked me that night to come paloma wonder if i went like that to paloma they were goin to kick me out like a football penalty shot :D
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I think u spent to much time in the humidity with the Fish n Crabs .. not to mention Darude :P