GoOoOoOoD MoOoOoRnInG... <Lessons for Life>
LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was
gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. And he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35 pm."
MORAL OF THE LESSON 1 IS: "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"
LESSON2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine.
"I just need one copy."
MORAL OF THE LESSON 2 IS: "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"
thanks :)
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Just crawled into office at 12.
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
I wish she could be mine ;)
.. but just a pic i found on the internet... :)
loved her like anyyyyyyyyyy thing...
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sorry to stray from the subject but just have to ask.... who is the baby on your av, everytime I see it I just think its sooooo cute :)
You are welcome... (^_^)
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Ana, Thanks for giving corporate lessons
Live and let live...
yea sometimes am speedless but not speechless ;-p
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till now i was thinking you are an Arab ,,, now i know you are really a 420 and 9-2-11 ;-)
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poor speed ..is speechless now.. thinking what to say.. actually its hard to make up stories.. early in the morning
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Good for all...Quit
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am i really kanjoos :?
am offended am quitting QL :/
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Stop telling people what you are... KANJOOS 9-2-11
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speed ghada 420 and you ghadi 840
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na i don't get harassed ;-)
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come on... you cant do this to me... I know... (^_^)
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for cleaning probably... ^_*
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fine will leave him and harass you then is that ok
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Why are you harassing the poor speed?? :-/
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no they are cleaning the swimming pool in the farm right now will go tomorrow
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let me finish my wish "OH GOD SEND MY BOSS TO THE FARM HOUSE NOW" ....
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mind coming to my office NOW
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2nd one the best though :) lol
thnks for sharing this, like lesson2, funny..