have you been through at least some of this?
Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies
1.Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet)
Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward.
2.Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3.Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass..
Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite drink!
4.Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5.Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6.Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure:Ask if they can point you to your house.
7.Symptom:The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is
repetitive.
Cause:You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
you mean you went through all of point 7 mjamille??!!!
actually, mjamille, that's the more often made use of option that must be included in the "Cure"! thanks for sharing... have you too been there done that?
actually, mjamille, that's the more often made use of option that must be included in the "Cure"! thanks for sharing... have you too been there done that?
Been through most of that.
Hell i've even been on the floor holding on for dear life in fear of falling off of it
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lol MP.. :P
And it took a lot of effort to get my belly like that...
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
lol MP, nice combination.. but i wont be caught dead wearing that :P
See what yer missing out on, one of my parties :0D
Notice I borrowed Brits mink lined thong and The dude's red clogs....
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
lol MP was that you in one of your partying nights? :P
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
well i think at one point in my life, i have been through #7.. :P
Nope. I dont drink to that extent ;)
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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
8.Symptom: swine flu
Cause: low resistance
Cure:1/2 tbspn sarsa ni mang tomas - 2x daily
*sigh* no "run to the nearest toilet or kitchen sink to throw up" :P
yes and i wasnt drunk that time,i thought i was in the 8th floor of the building i was staying in but i was on the 4th.lol
i got soo drunk before that i spilled drinks to anyone near me...
Yes
MP is repeat of your old Thread?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
been there done that eh? well, it's all in good 'faith'.
cos you already told me that you drink!
And why shouldnt I drink ?
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
3.Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass..
Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite drink!
been there, done that...
:D
Life's a bitch and then you DIE! ;)
good for you. dont drink!
should I be confused, Mr Paul!
:0D
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
no