Hello my name is Steve.
I like long walks on the beach, holding hands, fine wine, classical music and sacrificing goats to various deities. I spend my time doing a comedy routine at a local bar, but only after hours if you know what i mean. I also like children and cute furry animals etc etc.
Anyway I hope to meat you sometime , but only if you are 5'9, under 125 pounds and wear a $500 perfume. I think you will find either me or my BO very irresistible.
Thanks for listening and I hope you reply soon :)
... and I can sympathise with your wife's problems. Its not just frickin annoying when you get followed in the car its also dangerous when you are tailgated around the entire city. but no reason to take it out on Steve ;-)
maybe see the bright side, that your wife is gorgeous and she loves you! is she under 125 pounds? how expensive is her perfume? it might be Steve causing the trouble!
Poking fun at fun really is there, as for having a bad day, try reading http://qatarliving.com/discussion/re-open-the-arab-men-and-western-women-topic-27nov2006#comment-28365
Get over it mate. having a bad day are we?
You like long walks on the beach....wont be long as you will trip over all the rubbish left by the locals (got to be some of the most disgusting beaches I have ever seen), holding hands....you can get locked up for that if your not careful, fine wine....you cant be muslim as they're not supposed to drink (ha yeah right thats why alcoholism is one of the major problems for locals), classical music....the delightful sounds of diggers at 5am and the constant honking of ignorant drivers, sacrificing goats to various deities....so you have lived here over a Ramadan period then, Comedy routine at a local bar....what bars?, you like children and cute furry animals....paedophilia and beastiality in one go nice touch, you would like to meat (nice spelling by the way) someone 5'9"....do you carry a tape measure with you or go by rough guestimate?, and under 125 pounds....well that counts out someone wearing the black stealth suit, $500 dollar perfume....your no cheapskate then, obviously a woman would expect you to buy that for her on all birthdays/christmas etc, your BO....wouldnt worry about that to much Steve, havent you noticed that half of Doha smells like open sewers as well.
Top most mate!!!
BO:think its body odour............eeeyuck
My name is butterfly
I'm a dwarf, a little obese but I carry my 150 kg beautifully... and over 70 years old, but fit for my age.
I don't eat children or furry animals but I love bugs. Very tasty!.
I don't use perfume.Who needs perfume anyways? I smell just fine after my monthly shower!
What is BO?
hi Steve
not sure if you're still checking this but I'd love to join you for a beer too :-)
I'm 5'9", under 125 kilos (hope you're happy to use the metric system instead), and my perfume collection could probably fetch $500 if I became famous, got assassinated and then there was an appropriate charity auction held in my name. preferably with all proceeds going to tracking down the bastard that killed me. when i get my hands on him...
anyway. would be good to hear from you ;-)
Steve1477,
What the heck? You can't be serious, man. Those papers you stare at have have been sent off with your wits firmly stapled to them.
Or...
You just posted one of the funniest personal ads I have ever read. Let me know if you get any serious replies by PM, as I want to read them. ROFL X2
Where in the States are you from? I'm from Louisiana most recently but have lived all over. We should hang out over a beer and swap crazy stories. I have a few that will curl your hair (or straighten it as the case may be).
-Steve-O
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do you sit at a desk in doha and look at papers or do you do it back in the US.