Hero in underpants tackles a 'roo
A man in Australia suffered scratched buttocks and shredded underpants wrestling with a kangaroo after it smashed through his bedroom window.
Beat Ettlin, his wife and daughter cowered beneath their blankets as it jumped on their bed.
But it then bounded into the room of the Ettlins' young son, who screamed, and Mr Ettlin was forced to act.
Mr Ettlin struggled to get the hopping marsupial into a headlock and drag it to the front door.
Shoved outside, wounded, it disappeared into a nearby reserve outside Canberra.
Inside, the animal - which Mr Ettlin said was about his own height, 5 ft 9 in (175cm) - had gouged holes in the furniture and smeared blood over the walls as it bounced around the house.
"I just kept holding the covers over my head and felt the kangaroo jumping on top of us," recalled Mr Ettlin's wife, Verity Beman.
She described her husband as "a hero: a hero in Bonds undies" - referring to a brand of underwear popular in Australia.
Mr Ettlin, who is 42 and originally from Switzerland, described himself as a lucky man.
"My initial thought when I was half awake was, 'it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window'," he said.
Kangaroos are common around the outskirts of Canberra, but only rarely invade homes, experts say.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7932870.stm
LMAO a lunatic ninja! this guy must have been having an awesome dream... poor lad
He was lucky to only get scratches.... a kangaroo that big is extremely powerful and can be very dangerous especially in an enclosed enviornment like their home.
If he received a kick of the roo he would be in hospital with internal bleeding and more.
Funny story when you think about it though
I had forgotten about the ancient Minja Marsupial powers, pouched down through generations. The ability to BE and NOT BE..
lol UkEng, why not make the news next? in your yellow hard hat :P
Lunatic Ninja Marsupial... how dare you question the extent of their powers.
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You have a 5'9" marsupial with short front arms in a headlock...
So how do you get "scratched buttocks" ?
Yesterday it was the gigolo from Switzerland today Man in his undies.. Swiss guys are really making the news nowadays..lol
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It's ok though, he had Bond Underpants. :|
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whooaa! 5'9 roo, poor guy....