How many have experienced this - 'Motherhood'

HiQatar
By HiQatar

Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing
white robe.
“Who the hell are you?” Demanded Colin, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”.
The mysterious Man answered, “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St Peter”.
Colin was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family….you’ve got to send
me back straight away”.
St Peter replied “Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.”
Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
“This ain’t so bad” he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, “So you’re the new hen, How are you enjoying your first day here?”
“It’s not so bad” replies Colin, “but I have this strange feeling Inside like I’m about to explode”.
“You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before”. “Never” replies Colin “Well just relax and let it happen”
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him…ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting -
“Colin, wake up you drunken idiot, you’re sh*tting in the bed”

By anonymous• 3 Jul 2008 14:42
anonymous

But real funny....

By Fatcat• 3 Jul 2008 14:13
Fatcat

LOL, very funny. I'd kill my husband if he did that on my bed.

By HiQatar• 3 Jul 2008 13:37
HiQatar

i didnt write this joke ... but a friend of mine back home had a similar experience ... he was shitting in his bed after getting drunk and sleeping ... we asked him the next morning how he could do that ... he said- he dreamt he was laying eggs ...

 

 

Nobody dies a virgin ... Life Screws you anyway !!!

By Hukk• 3 Jul 2008 13:36
Hukk

excellent:)

By brandylady• 3 Jul 2008 13:33
Rating: 4/5
brandylady

just found this and laughed my socks off, well done!!!! :)

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