How stupid can you get ?
Shoplifter arrives in court - wearing the coat he is accused of stealing
Can you beat this with something that you did ?
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A man accused of stealing a top brand of coat from a sports shop appeared in
front of a judge wearing the item he had shoplifted.
Staff called to give evidence for the prosecution recognised the coat as the one
he had stolen from the town’s Sports Direct shop when he left it on a chair in
the court, and alerted police.
Store manager Deborah Robson said: 'I pointed the jacket out to the police
officer and he seized it straight away.'
Source: Dailymail
BTW, DH was sitting right across the table (so don't get any ideas here) and the poor girl was all flustered.
Oh wow...been there,done that! Once I asked a friend's auntie when she was due. Mind you the lady,sportingly,replied "X months" Turns out she had hernia and was due for surgery!Stupid,moi?
About stupidity - I once went to this restaurant and the waitress exclaimed "oh your child does'nt look Indian at all" to which I replied "Yeah, but don't tell this to his dad". Yeah - who is stupid, now ? LOL.
I asked a lady working in Toys R'Us once when she was due to deliver. Well, she wasn't pregnant, just chubby. D'Oh!!!
Colt45 you Stooopid boy..lol By the way how much for a piece of that?..lol
I was once talking to a guy I had only gotten to know about a week ago and almost immediately our attention was drawn to this hot babe passing by us. Having known about how she was tricking around, I said, "Oh, you can get a piece of that for about......, some of my friend have been there. To which he replied, "Oh ok, unfortunately, she is my sister" :-(Needless to say, we never spoke again :-(
The guy obviously did it on purpose. However the stupid stuff I did, sadly, was never done on purpose!A friend of my dad's lost his wife to cancer and remarried the widow of a man he knew. The lady opened up a clothes store from which my sister decided to have her wedding dress made. While she was haggling for the price I brightly exclaimed, in front of the man and his wife, "Oh come on..you only get married once,right?" Yeow! I of course only meant it in jest,and never realized what I was saying, but the guy goes "Er...that's for Allah to decide you know"Rightly scholded, needless to say I wish I had my niqaab then...to hide my embarassed blush!!
Mr Chocoholic was having a conversation with BritExpatBritexpat said my wife is owns a BMW even though she can't drive.Mr Chocoholic, well my wife is going on holiday with a suitcase full of condoms and she does not even have a D...
stOOpid
I once met a good friend of mine. I missed her so much that by the time i saw her i run and hugged her tight and ask her how is she. Then she replied: "are u asking me?", I told her: "no.no,i'm asking myself how i am.." :(
"Coat red handed" Lol!
stupid..stupid..stupid..stupidity has become a talent of some people.:( but my mama told me i have to respect their talents.. so (mute mode)..
I was helping my friend from the Ramada pack for the holidays and found a pack of 12 condoms in her bag.The silly thing has forgotten that I am not even going away with her on this trip :o)
me stoooopid :D
and what do you call yourself now after getting stuck with qlers and ql which i know will last for a very long time now specially at that cottage :D
chocoholic you mean dumber than dumber..:)
stupider than stupid
and more over you meet qlers what you call that
I joined QL :(
it could be a fake MBK ;)
lol :p
He probably wanted to flip the bird at the store manager so brought the jacket to do it for him
Is this what is called "Caught Red handed"
Sadly, you are probably correct :O(
he knows he will not be convicted :)