Italian, French, German, Greek, Polish, Mexican, Irish, American & Indian folks, read on... long, but funny.

Colt45
By Colt45

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is
cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a
long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the
island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island
into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery.
They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy
after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but are still happy that at least the English are not getting anything.
H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the equal division of the ousehold chores.

Finally, the Indian TRIO...............Guess what they were doing??????
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I. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them
to the Indian woman.

By Colt45• 16 Aug 2007 14:29
Colt45

you just smiled... laughing loudly would be.. :-)) or ha ha ha ha!!!

By DaRuDe• 16 Aug 2007 14:27
DaRuDe

really is it that funny??

well i didnot hear you laughing loudly

:D

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By anciullo• 16 Aug 2007 12:50
anciullo

Although in such situation I would forget my italian temperament and go for the french menage, more enjoyable

By oamonteiro• 16 Aug 2007 12:14
oamonteiro

Lol..........excluding behavior after watching a lost cricket game

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side

By Amigo66• 16 Aug 2007 12:11
Amigo66

Lol..........excluding behavior after a football game.

By Colt45• 16 Aug 2007 12:03
Colt45

The later part, you can say that out loud and again...:-D

By jauntie• 16 Aug 2007 11:53
jauntie

First time I heard that story it was Englishmen NOT Indians hee hee. Nice though.

I guess both nationalities are brought up as exceptionally gentlemanly :P

By Amigo66• 16 Aug 2007 11:47
Amigo66

They must b doing that 4 sure. Even trying to have a peek while she takes a bath in the lagoon........lol.

By Amigo66• 16 Aug 2007 11:42
Amigo66

quite true about all but mia mia about the indians...........Thats how they r borught up.................may b they were ruled by the muslims for hundreds of years.

By rayyz• 16 Aug 2007 10:53
rayyz

Super old!

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