the malayali
Note
-----Inline Message Follows-----
-----Inline Attachment Follows-----
If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi,while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin's wedding.
If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and play football, all while wearing a lungi tied half-mast, Malayali status!
If you have more than 5 relatives working in Dufaiii, Big Time Malayali..
If you have the words "Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol" written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malaayli.
If you have more than three employee trade unions at your place of work then ask no further, you are indeed a Malayali.
If you constantly refer to banana as "benana" or pizza as "pissa" you're a Malayali..
If you use coconut oil instead of refined vegetable oil and can't figure out why people in your family have congenital heart problems, you might be a Malayali.
If you are going out to see a movie at the local theater with your wifey wearing all the gold jewellery gifted to her by her parents, you are a newly married Malayali..
If your idea of haute cuisine is kappa and meen curry, then, yes, you are a Malayali..
If you have puttu kadala for breakfast, beef olathu for lunch, and beef curry with "borotta" for dinner, yeah, definitely Malalyali.
If your name Wilson , and your wife's name is Baby, and you name your daughter Wilby, have no doubts at all , you are a standard Malayali.
If you call appetizers served with alcoholic beverages as "touchings" then you are one helluva Malayali.
If you're sick and your wifey rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils and gives you "kurumulaku rasam" with chakkara, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your symptoms, Damn!! You're Malayali.
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REAL McCOY, A BLUE BLOOD MALAYALI.
All meant in fun, don't get all "SIMBLY AGITATED" and pass it on so another Malayali can laff too.
you are also to be mallu if you are to be accompany wife to interview for job and wife is to be wear all gold jewellery for interview.
i to be remember into my good old college days a mallu singing -- i am beard / you are beard / who is beard ---- nodding his head ---- (micheal jackson - i am bad).
got it as a forward in my mail.....
btw, hav u guys heard the song " i am a malayali", in tune with queen's "I want to break free"???..a true masterpiece!
"Life is Fragile, Handle With Prayer"
cos like it s been mentioned if ur mallu u will understand or relate to it .. btw was wondering .. did u pick this up from facebook ? or was it a forward? i cant remember where i've seen it before ..
life goes on ..
Mallu definition is perfect!
What about "Lowry" and "Kofi".. That is a true mallu way of saying Lorry and Coffee...!
yea, movies wud b more like a 50 year old actor (the superstar) running around trees with a 20 yr old female!
but most of the above points are very much true, if u've been to the state.
btw, who is the HOT one? :~ cant wait to get burnd! hee hee
"Life is Fragile, Handle With Prayer"
I just can't wait for her to come on board and express her views...(by the way...a couple of things are funny)...
Shreeya: Hey there beautiful, how are you girl, lagtha hain, you just woke up from the Diwali blast just today...how are you and how was your Diwali, and where are my sweets buddy?
----------------------------------------------
" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "
LOL....and how about some movie related defination?
But Architect, wait a sec, there is a HOT malyali gal on the board, she will burn you in minutes...LOL
[img_assist|nid=43195|title=Save Water Save Life!!!!!!!|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=120]