Most Embarrassing Moments

LMAO! That's too funny, I could imagine a little girl running around the mall yelling MONSTER haha.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

so, being as culturally un-aware as I am, I used to play this game with my daughter, that I would cover my head with a blanket and pretend to be a monster and she would find it hilarious, she just couldn't get enough of it.

Now, that was back in the summer when we were in Spain.

Comes November, and we are back in Doha, and, to my horror, for the first few days she laughed at every single woman who had her face covered and called her monster, pointing and laughing and shouting, MONSTER hahaha, monster! like if it was a game. SHe has got used to the sight and doesn't do it any more, and so I'm not playing the monster game anymore, just in case...

Grrr...I'm bored, and it's too damn quiet on here, no new embarrassing moments happen to anyone ?

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

Oh here's another one I just remembered:

I was walking to lecture with my friend and thought I wasn't late, so I went through the main door with such confidence (and loud voice) only to find that the professor already started the lecture, everyone including him were just looking at me...opps...oh and the best part is that I didn't move for like 2 minutes...just stood there! lol, and then quickly realized I have to go sit in my seat...so I TIP-TOED my way there as if noone saw me!!! hahaha

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

we will have to blend up his food for him, he'll be like a little baby bird :D

Maybe I'll make some earings out of his teeth...

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will have vet remove them next time jass and I take you to in...or might just muzzle you...lol large wolf with no teeth..have to gum your steaks..

what? your little broken nubs?? puuuleas :P

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Guess my teeth are sharp enough to scare you away :P

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..never know when she may need to bite...

I just have two fangs, but I am firm believer in dental care :P

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i will think (hehehehe you could tell that there's a lot)...will get back here once i choose the MOST..lol

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Do you even have Teeth or a single TOOTH YOU BLUETOOTH CHICK :?

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And the worst part was when they wouldn't let me drive home and called my mom to pick me up saying I was too high on the gas :D

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LOL Scarlett, I had a similar experience when at the dentist. I was scared of the shot as I really dont like needles, so the dentist gave me laughing gas to calm my nerves. Apparently he gave me a little to much cause he started making me laugh and I couldn't stop and started saying some really goofy and stupid nonsense. Well, he realized he gave me to much, had to give me oxygen and wait for 45 minutes (which I found really funny at the time) until he could start the procedure.

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after shoulder surgery..I had this doctor who is young, and just as cute as a button. I was coming out of anesthetic, in the recovery room, and I remember, slightly, looking at the nurse's desk, there he was talking to them and I was thinking..hey cute doctor!!..Well, evidently that came out of my mouth because he (and all the nurses!)turned around and grinned..ohhh thank goodness they forgive us folks who are under sedation for our transgressions...

Jass is askin me to hijack ur thread but you know i wont do that but i still will try not to do.

and Jass as you said tooting ur own horn carry on carry on :D

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Your most embarrassing, was when I made you cry for mercy like a little baby cause I was just to strong for you :/ Or did you block that traumatic memory??

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Thats when i miss my plane happened thrice to me :/

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I was out with friends one evening in a car and needed the bathroom badly. After searching for a public toilet or an open McDonalds I decided I'd just have to relive myself anywhere!

So my friend parked near a small alley and I went as far down so I was out of site from the road.

What I didn't know was the other end of the Alley was a night club and it was closing time!

I was in mid flow when people started coming towards me...and you know what it's like, once you start you can't stop....so I just had to carry on and just said 'Hi' as they all walked past laughing at me.

When I got back to the car my friends were in hysterics as they had seen all the people coming out the alley way! Glad they found it funny!!!! LOL

are there any more embarrassing moments you guys got

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just hanging out and watching dvd's with helen keller... kind of a quite night.

is sitting in a corner & enjoying

hahahahhaah i knew santa didnt exist when i was 6 yrs old..the tooth fairy told me..so ur a little late on that news.

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

And didn't they teach u in school that elephants don't fly ? Oh I'm sorry and Santa doesn't exist.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

Naah I just don't listen cause everything u say is useless :P

My beautiful flappy ears have nothing to do with it.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong- Garfield

corne u never listen to anything i say coz ur too busy cleaning those big elephant ears of urs. why dont u just start flapping them and fly awayyy!:p

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Don't worry smoke, u don't need hypnosis, it's not like we EVER listen to anything u say :P

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong- Garfield

now now ladies if you'd all direct ur attention to the rotating cat tail in my signature..and count to 10 u wont remember anything i said when i snap my fingers *SNAP*

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

LMAO!!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

early start for me in the morning.

xx

Keep going on.I will read all the post tomorrow and laugh alone.lol

Good night eveybody.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Naah Alexa, I think he was talking about ur head *smiles cause smoke's gana be in trouble*

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

we had a motor launch and mainly were floating about on open, wide, rivers but one day we went through a narrow river with buildings and people on either side of the shores.

My friend's boyfriend was steering the boat and I was standing on the top wearing a bikini. He had his back to me and, as it was warm, he took his shirt off.

I thought I'd be funny and yelled "oooooh bosoms!!!!"

He turned around and screamed. Everyone on the banks looked at us.

I looked down and saw my bikini top had slid down to reveal all! They must have thought I was advertising the fact lol

Was my face red, or what!???

u read my mind alexa :) *goes and sits quietly in the corner*

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Alexa does this mean its true empty vessels make loud noise? hehe just kidding!

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

smoke, I've driven my bicycle into bushes before. Sucks when someone's around though! Especially if they're good-looking...arghhh...

Oh and thatguy, I was once ice-skating and I don't remember details but all I remember is that I ended up falling on a guy and ripping my pants down the middle too hahaha. I shall never forget those pants!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

Thatguy Lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

well i got one for you guys...

so i used to do aggresive inline skating in highschool... and used to be a brave soul... i would jump off of any thing and have broken many bones from jumping off of concrete ledges... so i had no fear...

then one day i was actually video taping one of my sessions so that i can get sponsored... and me and a hand full of friends were hanging around... and my girl friend at the time was there... and so were her friends... and i had this great idea to do a 360 mute over a hand rail and down about 8-10 feet...

i cleared the hand rail but clipped the curb when i landed and did the splits on my skates... SPLIT MY PANTS DOWN THE MIDDLE... and everyone could see my boxers... i had to skate home about 2 miles before i could change clothes

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just hanging out and watching dvd's with helen keller... kind of a quite night.

I changed the password my computer in my office like (sorry not in use).

One day my boss called me and asked the password i told him (sorry not in use).

When i came office in the evening,he saw me i was using the same computer and he fired with me.lol

i loged off the computer and called him to open,And he typed again Sorry not in use) and opened the computer.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

oh how could i forget this: 2 years ago was meeting a friend near my college(yeah i still hang out in my college coz i'm just too kool) on my way back down on my bike i see this whole big bunch of mamasitas i just had to give them a second look..next thing i know i'm tumbling my ass off the bike coz a dog came running out from the bushes. i was hurt bad but my ego was hurt for everrrrrrr :( wahhhhhhhhh dont make me remember such things

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

in the days when we had nice red phone boxes in England.

I went into the phone box and dialled 0 for the operator. When she answered I said:

'Better get off the line, there's a train coming!' giggle giggle

But before I could put the phone down she said 'what's your phone number'

I thought. Ha! Not going to catch me out like that and have the police hammering on this phone box door! So I gave her my home phone number.

duh

Got home and mother was already at the front door wanting to know what I'd been up to.

:/

In One of the april fool,When my english teacher came to class and i told him to meet head master.And he went to meet him.And he return back to the class room with red face just like jaunties,lol And you know what had happened ? He made my both hands red by stick and all students make their face red by laughing.lol

Wow april fool.If i got a chance i will lie again.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

LOL smoke, that would've been funny!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

and a very important lesson i have to teach my son some day. Never give prank calls to your GM teacher no matter how hot she looks in tight jeans. IF only my dad had told me about caller id's back then :(

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

I think I shall have to try and remember more tomorrow :P Off to bed soon.

Come on guys!! Let's hear those stories...if I'm going down I'm dragging u all with me!!

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

very good evening to u too senti. throws flying kisses at corne and jauntie :) when i was in college doing my first year, i accidently went and sat in the wrong class room, ie the Third year class. i sat there looking at all the chicks and i was so happy coz there were so many pretty ones there..when finally the role call came and i wasnt even on the damn list :(

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Ok here's another one:

So my friends and I went on a trip to Dubai. We were at Virgin megastore and I had the headphones and was listening to loud music. I notice a guy staring at me, so I signal for my friend to come close and I whisper in her ear "Look at that guy over there, he's staring at me". What I didn't know is that I had yelled so loud that EVERYONE heard me and that guy just looked at me with his eyes open so wide and just ran out of the store. LMAO.

And what's worse is that I still didn't learn to take off the headphones when talking to someone! I still do it in the Library and get reprimanded by the librarian. The other day, she come up to me and said "Hello, have u heard of our quiet policy?" so I said "hmmm nope, what is it?" lol...I don't think she likes me too much. But honest noone told me about that policy! hahaha

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

HMM good thread.jauntie go on.just only one ? lol

Your moment try to make my face also red.lol

hey jauntie,cornelian and smoke good eveining.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

this should be interesting...i want to read more *sits back with some pop corn*

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

her name was Julia Bull.

Her mother gave birth to a baby boy and one day my mother and sister bumped into this lady with her new child in his pram.

My mother introduced my sister to the lady, saying:

"This is Mrs Bull and this is her little bull, David"

Red faces all around.

I sometimes think, no I KNOW, I take after my mother when it comes to getting tongue tied.

Oh come on u lazy bums! Let's hear it...

Ok I'll go first...in my uncle's wedding, I was dancing, and I saw something skidding on the floor...weeeeee....I look and find that my heel broke and people were looking at me, ouch! So what do I do ? Take off the heels and continue dancing! lol

Keep tuned...plenty more embarrassing moments to come lol

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield